Born into an odd name i never

Born Into An Odd Name I Never Wanted
For It Would Not Cheerlead Me
Into Stardom According To Numerologists
And Chicago Bears Fans
Who Tortured Me Throughout My Youth.
So I Won’t Have A Tombstone
To Float Over In The Afterlife
Attempting To Erase The Evidence.
I Will Only Have This Poem
Which Is A Testimony Of My Disgrace