Once upon a time time he spied

Once Upon A Time
Once Upon A Time, He Spied A Girl That Looked So Fine,
Had Him Doing Hand Stands All The Time, His Heart Would
Sing And Words Would Rhyme, Not To Fall In Love With This
Princess A Real Big Crime
So He Played The Knave, Oh She Whispered Do Behave, Well
That’s All Fine And Dandy, She Whispers Sir Unhand Me, Men
She Cries Don’t Understand Me
Sir Knight Handsome And Brave, Lady You’re Name I Do Grave,
You’re The Sweetest, My Thoughts I Confess Are Quite Depraved,
Being A Knight A Real Pain Because You Have To Behave, Well That’s
The History Books Say, But Dear Lady How About A Roll In The Hay,
Let’s Talk Of A Little Deflowering Today