Them farm girls at tmarket all laughed

Them Farm Girls At T-‘market
All Laughed At Moi Hair
Thems Said It Was Sad, Like A Mullet
Oi Said -Å—it-‘ll Look Better,
If Oi Jus Make It Wetter,
If They-‘d Kindly
-˗old Moi Cock And Pullet! -