Mera kutta neta ho gaya hai sabhi

Mera Kutta Neta Ho Gaya Hai
Sabhi Logo Ka Chaheta Ho Gaya Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaye Jugat Bhira Leta Hai
Bhashan Dene Lage To Jama Deta Hai
Kutta Mera Hai Par
Kaam Aap Ke Bhi Aa Sakta Hai
Maslan Man Chahi Jagah Aap Ki Transfer Karwa Sakta Hai
Ya Phir Padosiyon Ko Jhuthe Mukadmein Main Fansa Sakta Hai
Aap Kahenge Bank Raha Hai
Ais Ka Kutta Hai Aisi Liye Haank Raha Hai
Par Aisa Ais Liye Kehta Hoon
Ke Mera Kutta Pehle Panch Ghante Par Khana Khata Tha
Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jata Tha
Phri Woh Panch Panch Hafte Par Aane Laga
Aur Kuchh Dino Bad To Panch Mahine Par Aakar Khane Laga
Aur Ab To Bilkul Hi Ghazab Dhata Hai
Khana Khane Ke Baad
Pure Panch Sal Ke Liye Ghayab Ho Jaata Hai
Beech Main Aik Bar Bhi Nahi Aata Hai
Aisi Liye To Kehta Hoon Mera Kutta Neta Ho Gaya Hai
Aap Logon Ka Chaheta Ho Gaya Hai