Funny Shayari

Mandir mein jap karta hoon masjid adab

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai. ..
Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.

Dil bhi milega jaan milegee is

Dil bhi milega, Jaan bhi milegee
Is per bhi set na huyi toooo
phir seedha jhapat milega.
Mitti meri kabr se churata hai koi, mar kar bhi yaad ata hai koi,
ae khuda ek
pal ki jindagi aur de mujhe, udas meri kabr se jata hai koi
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin……Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawajjo nahin de
to humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li
Jawani jawani nahi, jisme rawani na ho
Shadi shadi nahi, jisme prem kahani na ho
Takdeer banane wale tune kami na ki
Her kisi ko kya mila ye mukkader ki baat hain
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Zindagii me doo cheezain bhot takleef dah hotii hain,,,
1 wo jiss se mohabat na ho uss k sath rahna or
dosra wo jiss se mohabat ho usss k bagair rahna……. …hiii,
Zindgi ke liye jina zaruri hai,
Jine ke liye arman zaruri hai,
Dil mein chahe hazaro gum ho,
Phir bhi tere chehare pe muskan zaruri hai…
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala “Chehara Janab ka.”
Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako……

The best sms joke on doctor dr

The Best SMS Joke on Doctor
Dr. to Patient’s friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete…
Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai…
Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!

Aye dost to bhi likha kar shayari

Aye dost to bhi likha kar shayari,
meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fenkege ande aur tamatar,
to shaam ke dinner ka Intezaam Ho Jayega,
Mohabbat mein dil beqaraar karne waala hun,,,,,,,
bina daanton ke ye khumaar karne waala hun,,,,,,
rab ne 30 saal baad badli kismat,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,
70 ka sahi par pyaar karne waala hun,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,
Aapki yaad main humne nai kalam uthai,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
socha tha ki usko sambhal kar rakhenge,
magar wo to bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayiiiii
Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,
pyar ke rivajo ko ye zamaana kya jaane,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,
kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, ,
ye ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,

Mere marne ke baad aey dost aansoo

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’hai…
Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!*

O god

O God ?? ?????????
??? ???? ??? ?????
My Boat ???? ??????
please give me some ?????
I don’t have any ??????
???? ????? ??? ?????
Please take Fastly ANy action
??? ????? ???? ?????
O God ?? ?????????
??? ???? ??? ?????
please give me some power
??? ?? ???? ???? ??????
???? ????? ??? ?? GODA
??? ???? ??? ????????….
– Rawal Kishore

Original tumse milne ki tamanna haipyar

ORIGINAL :
Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai…………
aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m……..
MODIFIED :
Tumko marne ki tamanna hai……dushmani ka eerada hai……….
aur ek vaada hai…………..Z…..a…a…l…i…m………
ORIGINAL :
Tum paas ayae…………. yun muskuraye…………….
tum ne na jaane kya……… sapne dikhaye…………
ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai………….kya karun hai……
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…………….
MODIFIED :
Machar paas ayae…………yun bhin bhinayae…………..
machar ne na jaane kyon ………sapne churaye…………
ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun…………kya karun hai….
Machar Bhin Bhinate Hain………..
ORIGINAL:
Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Jaadugar………….
mera dil tha akela …………tune khel aisa khela ………….
tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar…..r..r..r..r…….
MODIFIED:
Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Dhokebar………….
tune dil mera tooda …………maine Fevicol se jooda ………….
tere yaad mein mare Machaar…..r..r..r..r…….
ORIGINAL:
Jab bhi koi ladki deekhon……..mera dil dewana bole
ole……ole ole……ole…ole…ole………
gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
Ole…..Ole …..Ole……………….Ole….Ole…..Ole……..
MODIFIED:
Jab bhi koi Party deekhon……..mera bhoka paet (stomach) bole
chole……chole…chole……chole…chole…chole………
khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….
chOle…..chOle
…..chOle……………….chOle….chOle…..chOle……..
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Smile A while , And When You Smile
Others Will Smile.
And Soon There`ll Be, Miles And Miles Of Smiles
And Life`ll Be Worthwhile
While You Smile.
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Gaa toh hum bhi sakte hai agar

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh

Woh ayee thi chicago meri dost ki

Woh ayee thi Chicago, meri dost ki biwi bankar,
American lifestyle ki zindagiyon may kahin kho gayi,
Microsoft se ek chota sa offer kya aa gaya,
Naa sirf hum doston ko chod, balki apne pathi ko bhi chod kar settle chali gayi

Just imagine maan lo aap bus mein

Just Imagine
Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho
Aapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha Hai
Itifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha Hai
Aur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate Hue
Aapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad Mara
Aur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chala
Jab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe Hain
Aur Achanak Aapko Yaad Aaya
Gana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha…

Ram ne sita ko sms kiya dear

Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya,
Dear Situ,
What’s up?
Main Yaha Mast Hu and Hope Tu Bhi Good Hogi,
Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai…
Yaar Tu Tension Na Le,
Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yaha Se Le Jaunga.
Maine BSNL Ka Sim Liya Hai, Aur Ravan Ka Number Free Karwa Liya Hai,
Ravan Ko Maine Mobile Per Bahut Gaaliya Di,
Saale Ne Ye Bol Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai,
Main Tujhe Micromax Ka 30 Days Battery Backup, Dual Sim Wala,
Aur 8GB Ka Card Sad Song Bhar Ke Mr. Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hun.
Isme Net Surfing Bhi Hai…
Ab Hum Tum Night Mein Calling Ke Maje Le Payenge,
India Mein 3G Bhi Lauch Ho Chuka Hai,
Ho Sake To Lanka Se Video Calling Ka Try Karna…
Laxman Top-up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai,
Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye!
Love You… Ram

School mein ishq ka naya mahool tyar

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur….. Papu Pass Ho Gaya….
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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…
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UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,
UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE….
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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge…
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge….
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Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….
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palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe….!!!

Hi folks i8217m new to this site

Hi Folks,
I’m new to this site and this is first time i’m sending some funny shayari. Hope
you all enjoy it.
Check this poetry out……
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho; Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ numbre, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman, na e-mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahin ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
Ravi

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai dil ki

Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana

Girl main jab bhi call karti

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?
Boy : 30-40 Bar..
Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?
Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…

Dard ka ehsas jab se ladkiyan karne

Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi
Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi
Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali
Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi…
– Murtazashagird

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai aur

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Na mitti ki kami thi na kam lagayi gayi
Jo bhi bach gayi thi, woh upar lagayi gayi
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
khud ko kar buland itna ki zamaana ho deewana
neend se utha to paaya kutton ka dawaakhaana
Maine tujhe pyar kiya abla samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe baja dala Tabla samajh kar
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

Fiza ne jab dariya mein pani ko

Fiza ne jab dariya mein pani ko sehlaya
To jitne bal khake paani kinaron se takraya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Jab baarish ki boondo ne dharti ko chooma
Humne zameen par bikharte sitaaro ko paya
Jitne sitaaron ko saawan ne barsaya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Fiza ne jab gulshan mein foolo ko mehkaya
to jitani baar mehak ko humnei apni saanson mein paya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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baadlon ke peeche se jab
suraj yun muskaya
uski naram kirano se tune
jab zindagi ki Lau (fire) ko jalaya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Gulshan ki raahon se jab main guzra
to jitane khushgwaar ehsaaso ko maine kareeb paya
Utani Baar Ae Khuda tu Yaad aaya
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Ae kaash ke tu har waqt
Yun hi mere saatjh rahe
Na main kuch kahun
Tu bhi khamosh hi rahe
Bas nazron se nazrein
Isharon mein baatein kahe
Aur dekh kar yun humein
KOI aur deewana bhi yeh kahe
KI AE KHUDA TU YAAD AAYA
AE KHUDA TU YAAD AYA…..
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If u like this do give ur comments
Shukriya

Hamare doodh wale ne dudh ka rate

Hamare doodh wale ne dudh ka rate do rupaya parti kilo bhadha ker bataya
to hum ne us se pucha ,
bhai ! Aachank itni mehngai kaha se aai ???
Vah bola sahab do din se nal nahi aaye hai
is ley doodh ke rate badhaye hain

Khuda aaj ye faisla karde market mein

Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,..
market mein teji yaa Mandi Karde.
Bahut debit Sahe Hai Maine .
Koi Credit Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai teji se Duur Rehna,
Mandi Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna niche Chala Gaya senxex ,
Use Utna uppar Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Credit,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur
MARKET FANAA Kar de

Saari umr hum guest service main

Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Guest se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya
Medical ki joothi report laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Guest service kar kar ke pada Dimag pe
FRONT OFFICE, F B, FOOD PRODUCTION AND HOUSE KEEPING ka bukhar.
Is Project ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Saari umru hum
Guest service main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Rose Lotus

Aapke har gunah ki mafi hai aap

Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
Kyunki
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai…
+++
Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di
Taqdir Mein Kisi Aur Ka Naam Likha
Aur
Dil Mein Chahat Ek Farebi Ki Bhar Di…

Main ek seedha sadha insan hu par

Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu
Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki
Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee
Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya
Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha
Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha
Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya
Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon…
– Keshav Kumar Singh

Woh hi kahi main hello kaha aur

woh HI! kahi
main HELLO kaha
aur dono ka pyar ho gaya
bahut sare batein ki
bahut sare ujagari raate bitai
unki yadon mein
patahi nahi chala pyar ka khumar mein
raat din kaise nikal gayi
magar kabhi mil nahi paya
kyu ki woh mujhe internet mein hi mili thi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
na main unko janu
na woh mujhe pehchane
kyu ki dono ka PROFILE hi BLANK THA
kuch na tha ki unki pata dhun lu
dil mein jag utha pyar
dil mein hi dafan ho gaya
aaj tak unko dhun nahi paya
kyu ki unka e-mail: ID hi
YAHOO se COLLAPSE ho gaya !!!!!!!!!!!!!

A couple had a fight whole night

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.

Bandar ki beti apne baap se boli

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai
PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai
usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi
APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE
Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.
Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai
DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,
Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.
Mail is Composed and Sent by
Syed Hassan Ali

Aap ke haath mein mobile hai chehray

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
*Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI”
Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo
kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?
sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,
Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there’s always Time for Me 2 disturb You
jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye,
sms karny per paise lagty hain
magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;)
Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati
har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe
or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.
Kya leker aye the..?
Kya leker jaoge..?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya…. SAWARG mein bangla banaoge
?
Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar,
tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar,
Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me
wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.
Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai,
ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,
jo dil ke sare dard baant le,
aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai……….!
Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,
muj¨ yaad rakh ‘beshak naam na le,
tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe,
meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai.
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai.
Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah.
Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah.
1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum,
dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum,
jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME….
Fir bhi “TANHA” hume chod jate ho tum
Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya,
aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia,
hum to vaise bhi akele the,
kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.
Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
Pyar mein wo log gunah karte hai,
Ishq woh janoon hai jisme diwane,
Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hain.
Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge,
issi

Hmm de re na log kehte hai

Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm
De Re Na
Log Kehte Hai Main Sharaabi Hoon (2)
Tum Ne Bhi Shaayad Yehi Soch Liye Haan
Log Kehte Hai Main Sharaabi Hoon
Kissi Pe Husn Ka Guroor Jawaani Ka Nasha
Kissi Ke Dil Pe Mohabbat Ki Rawaani Ka Nasha
Kissi Ko Dekhke Saanso Se Ubharta Hai Nasha
Bina Piye Bhi Kahin Hadh Se Guzarta Hai Nasha
Nashe Mein Kaun Nahin Hai Mujhe Bataao Zara
Kisse Hai Hosh Mere Saamne To Laao Zara
Nasha Hai Sab Pe Magar Rang Nashe Ka Hai Juda
Khili Khili Hui Subah Pe Hai Shabnam Ka Nasha
Hawa Pe Khushbu Ka Baadal Pe Hai Rimjhim Ka Nasha
Kahin Suroor Hai Khushiyon Ka Kahin Gham Ka Nasha
Nasha Sharaab Mein Hota To Naachti Botal
Maikade Jhoomte Paimaanon Mein Hoti Hulchul
Nasha Sharaab Mein Hota To Naachti Botal
Nashe Mein Kaun Nahin Hai Mujhe Bataao Zara (2)
Log Kehte Hai Main Sharaabi Hoon (2)
Tum Ne Bhi Shaayad Yehi Soch Liye Haan
Log Kehte Hai Main Sharaabi Hoon
Thodi Aankhon Se Pilaa De Re Sajni Deewaani (2)
Tujhe Main (2)
Tujhe Saanso Mein Basaa Loonga Sajni Deewaani
Tujhe Naulakhaa Manga Doonga Sajni Deewaani (2)

Zareef Ahmad,
System Administrator,
Dataman Computer System (P) Ltd.
Kanpur.
E-mail:- [email protected]
Ph.09336269364

Merey msn ki window main ek chand

Merey MSN Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai
Afsos Yeh Hai Ke Woh Hum Se
Kuch Away Away Sa Rehta Hai,
Merey MSN Ki Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Jis Roz Se Add Kiya Hai Uss Ko
Hum Doosron Se Chat Karna Bhool Gaye,
Mouse Thaam Ke Aisey Bethey Hain
Click Karna Hum Bhool Gaye
Aaj Tak Buddy List Main
Woh Chanchal Buddy Away Rehta Hai
Merey MSN Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai,
Raat Bhi Aakey Chalee Gayee
Friend Bhee Logout Ho Gaaye.
Par Uss Ke Aik Message Ko Hum
Aay Husan Ke Maalik Taras Gaye.
Kab Piyaas Bhujay Gee Meri Chatting Ki
Din Raat Yeh Dukhra Rehta Hai
Merey MSN Kee Window Main
Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hai.!

Ab ham tum he say karain gay

Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
d for dog n c for cat
2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad
Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai
Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay
Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
je bar k tujhay kosa hai
Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai
Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe
Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon
Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae
Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya
Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe
mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay
janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay
Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata
Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain
Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina
Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay
ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay
Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai
nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai
Ebtaidah ye k add huvay
intayha ye k delete hogay
Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya
jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya
Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai
kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay
Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho
Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating
hai
ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
Hamare typing tu aik fun hai
lagta hai tu hamre chating say buhat he tang hai…

Chanchal si shokh tir talwar ladkiyan kisne

Chanchal si shokh tir si talwar si ladkiyan
Kisne kaha ki phoolon ka hai har ladkiyan
Milti jab bhi rah main do char ladkiyan
Kahta hai dil ki mujhse kare pyar ladkiyan
Dushman to pith pichhe hi karta hai sab pe war
Karti hai samne se sada war ladkiyan
Dil chhin legi aapka ye aankh markar
Diwana karke chhodegi sau bar ladkiyan
Uriya libas jism numaish bana hua
Banti hai yun hi raunak-e-bazar ladkiyan
Titli ki tarah uri firegi yahan-wahan
Har naujawan ke dil pe kare bar ladkiyan
Chhoo kar to jara dekhiye chandi ke jism ko
Paras numa hoti hai ye fankar ladkiyan
Ladki ki bus ke, car ke pichhe na bhagiye
De jayegi dhokha aayengi na yar ladkiyan
Har naujawan khud ko samajhta hai Krishn Ji
Ranjhe gali-gali hai magar heer hi nahi
Iss daur main kahan hai wafadar ladkiyan
Main bhi aaj-kal to kisi ki talash main
2-4 dekh dali hai jardar ladkiyan
Chehro ki chandni main gajal likhiye ‘Avinash’
Dhal jaye taki shero main shahkar ladkiyan.

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99100089467

Boss arz kiya hai office may kaam

Boss:
Arz kiya hai………
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. J J J …..
Employee’s reply…
Arz kiya hai………
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai…. (Wah wah …. wah wah …
wah wah …) J J J J J J J ….

Kal jab mile thhe to dil mein

Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your file not found! *
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…
Shayad mere friendship ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere friendship ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…
Roz subha hum karte hain
py! ar se thumne good morning…
aur aise ghoor ke dekti ho
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down

Hello friendsssssssssssssssssssssss how s everybody 1 kabhi

Hello Friendsssssssssssssssssssssss how s everybody
1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
hahaha………….
2.Jab tota ……
Jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
why u worry?????
surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rakesh Dadhich

One boy to waiter hum yahan nahi

One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…

An ec engineer thought if engineers make

An ec engineer thought
If engineers make their film name should be
Hamari i.c apke pas h,curent or voltage do lutere, 3 resistor, ek tha capacitor, engineering ek dhokha, maine engineering kyo kia
Voltagefull 2, inductor ke side efect ,enginerin ek prem katha, kyoki resistor jhut nahi bolta, currentcharitar-2,input vale output le gayenge, i.c hil gay

Duniya walo se chupa kar unki tasveer

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…
– Hetal

aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu ki

“Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
Take care
Rakesh

Phoolon ki tarah lagti ho chandan mahakti

Phoolon ki tarah lagti ho
Chandan ki tarah mahakti ho
Khud bhi tum gamakti ho
Auro ko bhi gamkati ho
Tum rajni gandha ki tarah lagti ho
Badal ki tarah barasti ho
Sawan ki tarah andheri raton main
Bijli ki tarah chamkti ho
Barsat ki suhani rato main
Khud bhi pagal ho jati ho
Auro ko bhi pagal kar deti ho
Tum morni ki tarah lagti ho
Titliyon ki tarah ithlati ho
Jab phoolon ko dekhti ho
Bulbul ki tarah chahkti ho
Jab ‘Avinash’ ko dekhti ho
Khud bhi tum bahakti ho
Auro ko bhi bahkati ho
Tum ‘Basanti hawa’ ki tarah lagti ho.
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9910089467