Funny Shayri

Dhobi ka kutta leke bhaga malik jutta

Dhobi Ka Kutta
Leke Bhaga Malik Ka Jutta
Nikal Pada Jungle Ki Side
But He Reached Beside
Jungle Ki Ghat
Socha Char Banunga
Aur Khaunga Chaat
Par Khayi Laat Kyonki In The Ghaat
Rahta The Magarmachon Ki Jaat
Pehle Hi Sec Mein Nikaal Feinka Usko
Nikal Pada Woh Wapas Ghar Ko
Malik Ne Bola Nikal Ja
Kutta Bola Yeh Dhobi Ka Kutta Na Ghar Na Ghaat Ka
Kya Kare Bechara
Tabhi Mucipality Ka Aadmi Mila
Tees Rupe Ka Inam Hai Bola
Aadha Tera
Aadha Mera
Vichar Karne Par Pasand Aya
Kutte Khoob Kamaya
Is Se Humein Yeh Seekh Milti Hai
Is Kutte Ki Tarh Kabhi Bhi Mauka Gavana Nahin Chaiye
Cauz Maut Aur Mauka Ek Hi Baar Ate Hain

Aak nanhi si bay jan dhat ki

Aak Nanhi Si Bay Jan Si
Dhat Ki Machine Hai
Tele Phone
Lakhon Apno Ko Milata Hai
Tele Phone
Bichray Houno Ki Khabar Lata Hai
Tele Phone
Dorioon Ko Mitata Hai
Tele Phone
Dase Badase Ki Khabray Lata Hai
Tele Phone
Apno Ko Apno Say Milata Hai
Tele Phone

Neend mujhe raat bhar aati hai kam

Neend Mujhe Raat Bhar Aati Hai Kam
Shayad Macharon Ko Bhi Mil Gaya Hai Sanam
Har Pal Main Sochta Hoon Tum Ko
Kia Karon Koi Aur Kaam Jo Nahi Hum Ko
Main Chahta Hoon Tum Ko Ais Qadar
Koi Aur Mil Jaye Tu Dekhoon Naa Mur Kar
Tujh Bin Zindagi Ka Tasawar Hi Nahi Hai
Tere Sang Ho Zindagi Aisa Bhi Koi Scene Nahi Hai
Mohabbat Hai Mujh Ko Sirf Tum Se Sanam
Sach Keh Raha Hoon Main Tumhari Qasam
Jhoot Main Agar Kahoon Tu, Tu Mar Jaye
A Kash Mujh Ko Aishwarya Mil Jaye
Ais Duniya Main, Tum Hi Sab Se Haseen Ho
Main Aur Kahoon Jhoot Kitna, Ke Tum Ko Yaqeen Ho
Bas Tere Hi Sang Jo Meri Zindagi
Acha Nahi Ke Main Kar Lo Khudhkoshi
Rooz Khawab Main Nazar Aate Ho Tum
Kyun Mujhe Neend Main Bhi Darate Ho Tum
Ab Tu Tere Bin Jeena Ho Gaya Hai Mushkil
Haan Ghar Ke Liye Chahiye Nokrani Mustakil
Dekho Mujhe Hai Kitna Pyaar Tum Se, Ab Tu Haan Karo
Agar Ab Bhi Hai Inkaar Tu Yeh Letter Agay Pass Karo………………..

Dosto ye maine likha hai mumbai ke

Dosto Ye Maine Likha Hai Mumbai Ke Liye
Shayed Mumbai Isi Trah Hai Ya Shayed Main Galat Hu
Ye Shahar Hai Patharon Ka Har Bashar Pathar Yahan
Dhadkane Hai Patharon Si Dil Jigar Pathar Yahan
Patharon Se Inke Waide Patharon Sa Pyar Hai
Patharon Ke Shahar Me Har Nazar Pathar Yahan
Khaak Pahchanega Koi Hum Jaise Ghum Gusaar Ko
Ugalta Har Baat Me Hai Jahar Har Pathar Yahan
Mujh Si Pyaasi Kitni Ruhe Bhatakti Hai Har Taraf
Ban Gayi Sagar Ki Dekho Har Lahar Pathar Yahan
Khanakte Ghungru Ki Aawaze To Aati Hai Raat Din
Par Hai Lagta Ki Baraste Har Pahar Pathar Yahan
Shaam Ki Taarikiyon Me Duba Hai Apna Sukhan
Ban Gayi Apne Liye To Har Sahar Pathar Yahan
Kaun Jaane Ga Mere Nagmo Se Uthte Dard Ko
So Raha Hai Neend Me Har Be Khabar Pathar Yahan
Chal Kahin Ai ‘Sam’ Chal Tu Door Kahi Is Shahar Se
Ban Gaya Apne Liye To Har Shahar Pathar Yahan
Waise Itna Bura Bhi Nahi Hai Mumbai
Main Ne To Bus Yu Hi Likha Hai

Mujhay pyaar karo meray pyaaray meaan apni

Mujhay Pyaar Karo Meray Pyaaray Meaan
Apni Bahaahon Main Lo Mujhay Bosay Do
Aur Kal Subah Main Dungi Tumay
Tumara Dhoyaya Hua Saaf Kurta
Main Nay Kabhi Koee Aisa Nahin Dekha
Jo Jeetay Jee Maraa Rehta Ho
Jo Din Bhar Soya Rehta Ho
Utaheeya Ji Mearay Meaan Ji
Zara Ghumnay Phirnay Jaao
Zara Apnnay Main Taakat Laao
Aur Kal Subah Main Day Dungi Tumay
Tumara Dhoyaya Hua Saaf Kurta

Ek dost hai mera nikama sa naam

Ek Dost Hai Mera Nikama Sa Naam Bi Hai Uska Nikama Sa
Lagta Hai Mujhe Woh Yeda Sa Kaam Bhi Hai Uska Teda Sa
Arz Hai Arz Hai Kahe Kar Sab Ko Bahut Paka Ta Hai
Waheed Ka Hai Woh Ladla Bhaijane Kahan Se Woh Purane Post Lata Hai
Aur Kya Kahan Doston Hai Woh Mera Dost Thoda Hatela Sa

English i love you afrikaans ek

English – I Love You
Afrikaans – Ek Het Jou Lief
Albanian – Te Dua
Arabic – Ana Behibak (To Male)
Arabic – Ana Behibek (To Female)
Armenian – Yes Kez Sirumen
Bambara – M-‘bi Fe
Bangla – Aamee Tuma Ke Bhalo Aashi
Belarusian – Ya Tabe Kahayu
Bisaya – Nahigugma Ako Kanimo
Bulgarian – Obicham Te
Cambodian – Soro Lahn Nhee Ah
Cantonese Chinese – Ngo Oiy Ney A
Catalan – T-‘estimo
Cheyenne – Ne Mohotatse
Chichewa – Ndimakukonda
Corsican – Ti Tengu Caru (To Male)
Creol – Mi Aime Jou
Croatian – Volim Te
Czech – Miluji Te
Danish – Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch – Ik Hou Van Jou
Esperanto – Mi Amas Vin
Estonian – Ma Armastan Sind
Ethiopian – Afgreki-‘
Faroese – Eg Elski Teg
Farsi – Doset Daram
Filipino – Mahal Kita
Finnish – Mina Rakastan Sinua
French – Je T-‘aime, Je T-‘adore
Frisian – Ik HƒÂ-ld Fan Dy
Gaelic – Ta Gra Agam Ort
Georgian – Mikvarhar
German – Ich Liebe Dich
Greek – S-‘agapo
Gujarati – Hoo Thunay Prem Karoo Choo
Hiligaynon – Palangga Ko Ikaw
Hawaiian – Aloha Wau Ia Oi
Hebrew – Ani Ohev Otah (To Female)
Hebrew – Ani Ohev Et Otha (To Male)
Hiligaynon – Guina Higugma Ko Ikaw
Hindi – Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hae
Hmong – Kuv Hlub Koj
Hopi – Nu-‘ Umi Unangwa-‘ta
Hungarian – Szeretlek
Icelandic – Eg Elska Tig
Ilonggo – Palangga Ko Ikaw
Indonesian – Saya Cinta Padamu
Inuit – Negligevapse
Irish – Taim I-‘ Ngra Leat
Italian – Ti Amo
Japanese – Aishiteru
Kannada – Naanu Ninna Preetisuttene
Kapampangan – Kaluguran Daka
Kiswahili – Nakupenda
Konkani – Tu Magel Moga Cho
Korean – Sarang Heyo
Latin – Te Amo
Latvian – Es Tevi Miilu
Lebanese – Bahibak
Lithuanian – Tave Myliu
Malay – Saya Cintakan Mu / Aku Cinta Padamu
Malayalam – Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese – Wo Ai Ni
Marathi – Me Tula Prem Karto
Mohawk – Kanbhik
Moroccan – Ana Moajaba Bik
Nahuatl – Ni Mits Neki
Navaho – Ayor Anosh-‘ni
Norwegian – Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan – Syota Na Kita!!
Pangasinan – Inaru Taka
Papiamento – Mi Ta Stimabo
Persian – Doo-Set Daaram
Pig Latin – Iay Ovlay Ouyay
Polish – Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese – Eu Te Amo
Romanian – Te Iubesc
Russian – Ya Tebya Liubliu
Scot Gaelic – Tha Gradh Agam Ort
Serbian – Volim Te
Setswana – Ke A Go Rata
Sign Language – ,,,/ (Represents Position Of Fingers When Signing -Ë—i Love You-‘)
Sindhi – Maa Tokhe Pyar Kendo Ahyan
Sioux – Techihhila
Slovak – Lu`bim Ta
Slovenian – Ljubim Te
Spanish – Te Quiero / Te Amo
Swahili – Ninapenda Wewe
Swedish – Jag Alskar Dig
Swiss-German – Ich Lieb Di
Tagalog – Mahal Kita
Taiwanese – Wa Ga Ei Li
Tahitian – Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil – Nan Unnai Kathalikaraen
Telugu – Nenu Ninnu Premistunnanu
Thai – Chan Rak Khun (To Male)
Thai – Phom Rak Khun (To Female)

Koi umaid bhar nahi ati suoorat nazer

Koi Umaid Bhar Nahi Ati
Koi Suoorat Nazer Nahi Ati
Exam Ka Ik Din Mukarar Ha
Neened Raat Bhar Nahi Ati
Pahale Ati The English
Ab Woo Be Nahi Ati
Koi To Baat Zaroor Ha Jo Chup Hoin
Kyo Ka Pachla Papar Main Fail Hoin
Exam Room Main Kasa Jao Ga Bata
Shram Phir Be Nahi Ati

Roses r red violetz blue im in

Roses R Red
Violetz R Blue
Im In Luv But Not With U
When We Broke Up
U Thought I Cried
All It Was Was Another Guy
U Told Ur Friends I Was A Trick
I Told Mine U Had A Limp Dick
I Told U I Luved U
U Thought It Was True
Guess What Nigga
U Got Played Too!!!!!!

Uff in ladkiyon key nakhre banatey hain

Uff In Ladkiyon Key Nakhre
Banatey Hain Ladko Ko Bakre
Uff In Ladkiyon Ke Nakhre
Kabhi To Koi Ladka Inko Parkhe
Uff In Ladkiyon Ke Nakhre
Naa Janey Kahan Se Aa Jati Hain Firke
Uff In Ladkiyon Ke Nakhre
Kya Milta Hai Inko Yeh Sab Kerke
Uff Khuda Bachaye Aisi Ladkiyon Sey
Jinko Kerney Aatey Hai Aise Nakhre Uff Ladkiyon Ke Ye Nakhrey

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Tu Mere Dil Mein Aise Samaayi Hai
Jaise Baajre Ke Khet Mein Bhains Ghus Aayi Hai
Teri Zulfein Hain Ya Ghana Andhera
Katwa De Baal, Aur Kar De Savera

Juice Peene Ka Maza Cup Mein Nahin, Glass Mein Hota Hai
Greeting Card Dene Ka Maza Gharwali Ko Nahin, Saali Ko Hota Hai
Wo Ladai Hi Kya Jis Mein Do Chaar Gaaliyan Na Ho
Aur Woh Sasuraal Hi Kya Jahan Koi Saaliyan Na Ho
Majnu Laila Ke Baal Pakad Ke Bola
Moya Kitne Din Se Sar Nahin Dhoya
Jaayiye Aap Kahan Jaayenge
Hum Khud Aapko Chhod Aayenge
Khush Rahe Tu Sada Yeh Dua Hai Meri
Teri Premika Hi Ban Jaaye Bhabhi Teri
Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rahate Hai
Aur Bhaada Bhi Nahin Dete Hai
Draupadi Ka Vastraharan Dushasan Ko Pada Bhari
Saari Mein Saari Parag Saari!
Joron Ki Baarish Makes Me Wonder
Is This What They Call, Taste The Thunder?
Maine Tujhe Pyaar Kiya, Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Peeta
Sine Theta By Cos Theta Is Tan Theta!
Cycle Chalaate Waqt Handle Ko Dekho
Ladki Pataate Waqt Sandal Ko Dekho
Tumko Dekha To Yeh Khayaal Aaya
Ki Kal Raat Ko Maine Itna Kyon Khaaya
Maine Tumhe Dekha, Tumhe Follow Kiya
Tumne Mere Dil Mein Jalaaya Pyaar Ka Diya
Par Tumhare Bhaiyya Se Mera Pad Gaya Paala
Mujhe Usne Clinic All Clear Se Dho Daala

Badla hai maine apna kaamkaaj in dino

Badla Hai Maine Apna Kaamkaaj In Dino
Kya Kar Rahii Hu Rehne Do Yeh Raaj In Dino..
Kal Thi Gareeb Aaj Hu Noton Se Kyu Ladha?
Hai Bas Padosiyon Ko Yahii Kaaj In Dino..
Pehle Safar Mai Karthi Thi Bas Main Nagar-Nagar
Ab Bhar Rahii Jahaaj Main Perwaaz In Dino..
Wo Toh Chunav Taq Ki Rukawat Hai Dosto..,
Ban Jaathi Varna Birla Ya Bajaaj In Dino..
Brown Sugar Na Bechthi Na Hu Sadoriya..
Blackar Nahi Hu Naa Hii Dhokebaaj In Dino..
Shanka Se Poocha Mitron Ne Kya Hai Muaam La,
Dhanwaan Kaise Lag Rahein Kaviraaj In Dino..

Salaman ne kaha maine pyar kiya phir

Salaman Ne Kaha Maine Pyar Kiya
Phir Bola Andaz Aapna Aapna
Phir Hum Sath Sath Hai
Phir Bola Hum Aapke Hai Kaun
Phir Dil De Chuke Sanam
Phir I Am‚  Feeling Very Proudly(Garv)
Phir Bola Phir Milange
Phir Milker Bolatere Naam Zindigi
Phir Bola’ Mujhse Saddi Karogi’
Pata Nahi Samajhta Kya Hai Aapne Aap Ko
Use Nahi Pata‚  Humara Kyuki
Phir‚  Bhi‚  Dil Hai Hindustani

Kabsey aashiq dhoop mein thairaa jaatey kya

Kabsey Aashiq Dhoop Mein Thairaa Jaatey Kya Aapa
Yaa Phir Usku Chaanw Ke Andar Laatey Kya Aapa
Shabbo Boli Padha Likha Hai, Acchey Ghar Ka Hai
Khidki Sey Usku Surat Dikhlatey Kya Aapa
Subhaa Se Thaira Paap Bichaara Bhukka Hunga Un
Haat Sey Apne Do Niwaaley Khilatey Kya Aapa
Khat Laaya Un Rang Biranga Jaakey Lelo Tum
Uskey Andar Kya Likhya Batlatey Kya Aapa
Dubai Key Woh Takhley Motey Sey In Ich Achha Hai
Ek Nazar Tum Ammi Ku Dikhlaatey Kya Aapa
Ittey Acchey Phool Rakha To Masal Ke Chaldiye Tum
Ek Phool Zara Tum Baaloun Mein Lagatey Kya Aapa
Ai Bichaara Achhaich Hai Na Aisa Karrain Tum
Issey Achha Abba Dhundhkey Laatey Kya Aapa
Garmi Sey Pyaasa Hunga Ji Chaanw Bhi Nai Hai Waan
Chotey Sey Usku Pani Bhijwatey Kya Aapa
Ghar Ku Achhi Nisbat Aayi Jaane Nakko Do
Tum Nakko To Meri Baat Chalaatey Kya Aapa

You know hamara dil aap ke paas

You Know Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai
And Your Aankhein And Muskaan Have Made Me Fida
On Your Ada 100 Days Ago You Were An Ajnabee Lakin
Kal Aaj Aur Kal Sirf Tum Is In My Soch
Tum Hi Ho Jis Ko Mera Dil Chahta Hai
I Know You Love Me Chori Chori Chup Ke Chup Ke
And Want To Say Hum Pyaar Tumhi Se Kar Baithe
But There Is A Dar In Your Dil Kyun Ke You Don’t Have Aetebaar
On Me. My Vaada Is That Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam
Tere Liye’ Mera Dil To Pagal Hai
And My Chahat Is Ke Tera Mera Saath Rahen’ Hamesha

Billi jaisi chhal kutte dum kabhi nahin

Billi Jaisi Chhal Kutte Jaisi Dum
Kabhi Nahin Sudhren Hum To Hain Besharm
Koi Padakoo Hai Jab Wo Padata Hai
Number Baraste Hain Chhanan Chhanan Chann Chann
Koi Ladakoo Hai Jab Wo Ladata Hai
Mukke Baraste Hain Dhamak Dhamak Dhum Dhum
Number Lute Pite Se Hain
Subject Ruke Ruke Se Hain
Hamne Jinko Bhi Dekha
Sabka Haal Hai Aisa
Aage Hai Zero Peechhe Bhi Zero
Hona Ye Hi Hai Kitna Bhi Pad Lo
Darwaja Gate Kaa Khulaa
Fande Detaa Hai Ye Hila
Circuit Samjhe Naa Network
Dsp Kaa Nahin Koi Tark
Op-Amp Ko Samjhe Jaise Koi Lamp
Transistor To Jaise Bada Ho Barristor

Vekh ke ho gaye hosh mere gum

Vekh Ke Ho Gaye Hosh Mere Gum,
Monday Nu Dekhya Pehli Vaar,
Kol Gaya Aaj Mein Us De,
Tuesday Nu Kar Dita Mein Ijhaar,
Aai Kol Aaj Mere Oh Vi Aaj,
Wednesday Nu Ho Gaya Ikraar,
Kasma Khaiyan Kadi Na Vichdan Di,
Thursday Nu Kitte Waade Hazaar,
Ho Gaya Jhagda Bina Hi Gal To,
Friday Nu Ho Gayi Saadi Takraar,
Mili Na Kadi Vi Hun Keh Gayi Meinu,
Saturday Nu Oh Chali Gayi Dil Tod Ke Yaar,
Dikhana Chanda Han Gham Apne Par Kinj Dassan,
Sunday Di Chutti Hai Aaj Mere Yaar……………..

Jab hamare sar par bal hote the

Jab Hamare Sar Par Bal Hote The
Hum Babar Ali Se Ziada Bakamal Hote The
Patjhar Aaya Gulshan Weeraan Ho Gaya
Main Aaina Dekh Ker Khud Hi Hairaan Ho Gaya
Angdhayi Leti Zulfon Ke Jagah
Qazafi Stadium Ka Maidan Ho Gaya

Jab tota hua dirty tote se

Jab Tota Hua Dirty , Tote Se Boli Maina
Jab Tota Hua Dirty , Tote Se Boli Maina
Jab Tota Hua Dirty , Tote Se Boli Maina
Jab Tota Hua Dirty , Tote Se Boli Maina
Dont U Worry Darling
“””” Surf Excel Hai Na”””

Haseen tum ho to bure hum bhi

Haseen Tum Ho To Bure Hum Bhi Nahi,
Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sadak Par Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyar Karke Kehte Ho Shaadi Shuda Ho,
Kaan Kholkar Sunlo. Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi… !

Ek din khili dhup mein ullu mujse

Ek Din Khili Dhup Mein
Ek Ullu Mujse Takaraya
Hello How Are U Dear
Keh Kar Muskaraya
Kuch Der Rah Chup
Bade Gum Se Woh Bola
Suna Hai Desh Mein
Tabahi Machi Hui Hai
Marey Insaano Ke Saav Par
Insaano Ki Mara-Maari Lagi Hui Hai
Main Bola O Mere Ullu Bhai
Kalyug Main Unhe Bhai Pukarna Padata Hai
Khabar Khub Rakhtey Ho Jahan Ki
To Yeh Bataiye
Haal Apni Jammaatey Sunaiye
Bolakhub Thik Chal Rahi Hai
Insaano Ki Galitiyon Se Jamat Hamari
Bahut Kuch Sikh Rahi Hai
Insaano Ki Ladai
Nakka Zukkiaur Bewafai Ney
Hamain Nek Ban-Na Sikha Diya Hai
Aab Hum Main Self Pride‚  Ubhar Aaya Hai
Kya Kahen
Hamara Ram-Yug Aa Gaya Hai
Main Bolahow It Is Possible Dear
Kaisey Ban Sakta Hai Kutta Kabhi ‘Bear’
Bola Bhaimere Why Not
Ban- Ne Ko To Saab Kuch Bansakhta Hai
Aapke Pradhamantri To Gadha Bantey
Aur Gadhe Ko Prdhanmantri Bantey
Khud En Aankho Se Dekha Hai
Phir Muskaratey Hue
Gahri Awaaj Main Mujse Bola
Suna Hai Aap Pipeline Engineering Kar Rahe Ho
Budhapey Ke Diye Se
Kya Nahi Roshni Kar Rahe Ho
Main Bun- Naya
Bahut Akaraya
Par Bhala Ullu Se Bhi Kaun Lade
Is Soch Main Chup Raha
Aur Who Bola
Insaan Hoyaad Rakhtey Ho
Isliye Ek Baat Batata Hu
Pehle To Sirf Ullu Kah Kar Bas Kar Laitey Thay
Ab Ullu Ban Kar Kyon Ji-Mar Rahe Ho
Kuch To Raham Karo Hamari Jamat Per
Kyu Ullu Ban Kar Usey Khanan Kar Rahe Ho
Kah Kar Ullu Chal Diya
Main Socha Kaisa Kalyug Aaya Hai
Ullu Bhi Insaano Sey Bilkhaya Hai
Kya Aur Bhi Koi Yug Aayega
Jab Ek Ullu Dusarey Ullu Ko
Insaan Kah Kar Chidhayega

Hum bazar gaye kuch aise chehre dekhe

Hum Bazar Gaye Kuch Aise Chehre Dekhe
Jin Main Hum Kho Gaye Begum Ne Kaha
Janemaan Kaha Kho Gaye
Hum Ne Kaha Begum Kuch Aise Chehre Dekhe
Jin Main Hum Kho Gaye
Itna Kaha Tha Un Se Keh Joote Hi Baraas Paadhe
Aise Zakham Lage Ke Chehra Dekh Na Bhool Gaye

Raat kai time ak admi kabar opper

Raat Kai Time Ak Admi Kabar Kai Opper Betha Tha Dosra Admi
Apni Cycle Se Gujar Raha Tha Osne Bethe Hoe Admi Se Pucha
Kya Aap Ko Dar Nahi Lagta Osne Kaha Esme Darne Ki Kya Baat
Hai Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Es Liye Baher Betha Hoon.

Tera shampoo ban jaane ko taiyaar hun

Tera Shampoo Ban Jaane Ko Taiyaar Hun,
Magar Ek Baar Nahaane To Aao.
Darji Ban Jaaun Main Bina Kisi Shart Ke,
Magar Apni Kurti Silwaane To Aao.

Jooti Ban Kar Tere Pairon Me Pada Rahun,
Faqat Ek Baar Takwaane To Aao.
Main Ban Jaun Lays Aur Uff Na Kahun,
Bas Ek Baar Mujhe Khaane To Aao.