Funny Shayri

Sundar roop tumhara gora mukhra kitna pyaara

Sundar Sundar Roop Tumhara Gora Mukhra Kitna Pyaara
Dekhe Koi Nazar Lag Jaaye Ek Pal Bhi Woh Reh Na Paye
Par Phir Bhi Tum Na Jaane Kyon Mujhko Nahin Suhati Ho
Jaanam Tum Meri Nazaron Mein Aur Bhi Girti Jaati Ho
Jaanu Jaanam Darling Jaise; Shabd Tumhare Kahan Kho Gaye
Aaj To Bas Tum Yun Kehati Ho Are Kahan Ho Kahan Mar Gaye
Pehle Koyal Thi Par Ab Tum Kauwwe Si Chillati Ho
Jaanam Tum Meri Nazaron Mein
Karkash Hai Aawaj Tumhari Sab Dushton Par Ho Tum Bhari
Chillati Ho Jab Tum Mujh Par Meri Matee Jaati Hai Maari
Mere Mann Mein Apno Ke Prati Kitna Vish Bharwaati Ho
Jaanam Tum Meri Nazaron Mein
Saas Sasur Kuch Bhi Le Aayen Sab Kuch Hai Bakwaas
Maayeke Se Kutta Bhi Le Aao To Woh Ho Jaaye Khaas
Meri Tankwah(Salary) Tum Haraam Ke Dhan(Money) Ki Tarah Udati Ho
Jaanam Tum Meri Nazaron Mein

Aakho hi me isara ho gaya

Aakho Hi Aakho Me Isara Ho Gaya ,..
Dil Tha Hamara Abb Tumahara Ho Gaya,…
Aakhe Hai Ya Signal ??
Jab Dekho Isara Karti Raheti Hai,..
Dil Hai Ya 100 R/s Ka Note,…
Kabhi Hamara Kabhi Tumahara,…..

Waqt ka pahiya yun hi chalta raha

Waqt Ka Pahiya Yun Hi Chalta Raha……..
Tu Bolta Raha Aur Mera Dil Sapne Bunta Raha……
Teri Awaz Ki Kashish ,Baato Ka Tha Zadu,,,,,,,,,
Pyar Karne Ko Mera Dil Machalta Raha………
Dil Toh Chahta Tha Ki Sunti Rahu Yun Hi Tujhe………..
Per Kambakth Mere Mobile Ka Balance Ghatta Rahaa

Raste mein mili mujhe larki ik din

Raste Mein Mili Mujhe Larki Ik Din
Bohat Hi Sunder Lagi Mujhe
Naam Pata Jab Maine Puchha
Zor Se Sandal Lagi Mujhe
Maine Kaha Jee Teher To Jaaiye
Sandal Apni Lete Jaaiye
Yaan Main Hi Ghar Pe De Jaunga
Naam Pata Bas Dete Jaaiye
Unho Ne Kaha Ye Tum Hi Pehno
Balon Ke Gajre,Zever Mein Khil Lo
Agar Yeh Bhi Kam Par Jaaen
To Jake Mere Shohar Se Mil Lo
Yaaron Ab Phir Mein Kya Karta
Ghar Ko Bhaaga Girta Chalta
Theek Hui Jo Sans Phul Gayi
Aur Phir Meri Neend Khul Gayi

Doob te ko tinkey ka sahara chahiye

Doob Te Ko Tinkey Ka Sahara Chahiye
Shadi Ke Liye Behnon Ka Ek Ishara Chahiye
Hazar Nuks Nikalti Hain Larki Ke Chahre Mein
Koi Pooche To Un Se Kia Sitara Chahiye
Chaar Shararon Se Baat Nahi Banne Wali
Saath Main To Un Ko Ek Khatara Chahiye
Behno Karo Khayal Kam Hogaye Hain Baal
Warna Kahen Ge Woh Larka Hamen Karara Chahiye
Kitni Bar Kaha Baaji Larki Hai Yehi Behter
Mujhe Bhi To Aakhir Gunahon Ka Kuffara Chahiye
Tum Bhi Sunlo Larki Walon Yeh Daastaaan
Phir Na Kehna Hamen Interview Doobara Chahiye
Ab To Reh Guzar Main Aakay Par Gaya Hoon
Le Jao Jis Ko Bhi Yeh Baaboo Bichara Chahiye
Kyun Dikhayi Larki Walon Ki Itni Sharafat Tune ‘Sam’
Woh Kehte Hain Humen Larka Thora Aawara Chahye

Kaisey batao mein tumhey key tum merey

Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Liya Kaun Ho
Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Liya Kaun Ho
Walls Ki Icecream Ho,,,,Polka Ki Coan Ho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Puraney Dhead Ho..
Ek Bhut Bari Phateeek Hooo.
Tum Aurangi,Tum Kaurangi,Tum Hi Ho Meri Nagan Chourangi.
Lyari Ki Tum Gandh Ho, Manhora Ki Tum Thand Ho, Kimarri Ka Tum Band Ho.
Tum Kharadar . Tum Meethadar Tum Hi Goli Maar Ho, Apni Dhoti Aur Shalwar Ho.
Mera Nanek Wara Tum…Mera Patel Para Tum, Mera Chakya Wara Tum
Mera Bhaisoo Ka Bara Ho Tum, 2 Ka Pahara Ho Tum, Gujra Wala Ka Akhara Ho Tum,,,,,Aur Apney Hi Pajamey Ka Nara Ho Tum
Aur Tum Musa Lane Mein….Tum Jetlane Mein…Tum Ransho Lane Mein…Tum Jacab Lane Mein….Aur Tum Hi Khalat Lane Mein!
Meri Kupi Tum,,,Meri Chars Tum,,Meri Saifullah Key Addey Ki Sulfi Tum..
Meri Khadar…Tum Merey Liya Thaat Hoo,,,,,Merey Liya Hydrabad Ki Bhambat Hoo.
Tum Hi Chewra…Tum Hi Nukti Daney…Tum Hi Halwa Soun Ho
Tum Hi Ghutka ….Tum Hi Mainporri……Tum Hi Mix Pati Ka Paan Ho
Kaisye Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Kaun Hoo
Lalu Khet Mein Rhetey Ho Tum……Defence Ka Khetey Ho Tum
Larkyoo Ko Lambi Lambi Chortein Ho Tum…
Aray Hamesha Sey Ho Khuar Tum…..Ho Sardiyoon Ka Bukhar Tum
Shikaar Pur Ka Achar Tum……..Pehswar Ki Naswaaar Tum….
Sawad Ka Meva Ho Tum..Khanpur Ka Khoya Ho Tum
Multan Ha Halwa Ho Tum….Matyari Ka Mawa Ho Tum
Bhawalpur Ka Doodh Ho ……Larkanney Ka Amrood Ho
Thatta Ki Rabri Ho………..Tandoadam Ki Kakri Hoooo..
Aur Kisi Hindua Ki Chitah Ki Lakri Ho.
Aur Aur Pia Ka Chahaz Ho….Jo Kabeh Waqt Per Nahi Milti Wo Parwaaz Ho
Jo Hamesha Short Rehti Hai Wo Payaz Ho……..
Aur Is Mehangai Key Daur Mein Sawa Rupey Ki Nayaz Ho..
Aur
Mera Aghaz Tum…Mera Anjam Tum….Mera Public Evening Speacial…Mera Perjam Tum ..Mera Awam Tum…Tum Hi Omet..Tum Hi Jurat-Â…-Â…..Tum Hi Jisarat…Tum Hi Naw-E-Waqt………..
Jung Ho Aman Ho Khabreyin Ho Ya Dawan Ho
Kaisye Batao Mein Tum Key Tum Merey Liye Kaun Ho…
Aur Ye Young Generation Keliye Ab….
Mein Rukta Bus Tum Ko Hooo,,,,,,Mein Tukta Bus Tum Ko Hooo
Mein Kadta Bus Tum Ko Hooo,,,,,,,Mein Bhoukta Bus Tum Hooo
Tum Hi Mera Kal They …….Tum Hi Mera Ajj Hoooooooo
Tum Hi Marshallah,,Tum Hi Jamureat,,Tum Hi Governer Raaj Hoo.
Aur
Meri T.T Tum…..Mera Mauzer Tum
Mera Repeater Tum..Mera Rocket Launcher Tum
Tum Hi Meri Klishenkoof Ho Tum Hi Meri Soooch Hooo
Merey Pao Ko Mooch Hoooo….9 Rupey Wali Coach Hooo
Her Vespa Mein Tum…..Her Rakshay Mein Tum
Taxi Mein Tum….Mazda Mein Tum….Truck Mein Tum…Traller Mein Tum
Meri Honda 50 Ho Tum…Meri 70 Tum………..Lahore Ka Tanga Ho Tum..
Sakhar Ki Suzuki Ho Tum.
Aur Kiya Batoo Meri Jaan Tum Sab Merey Lya Kiya Hoooo
Aray Tum To Poora Pakistan Hoooo
Karachi Ki Jaaaaan Hooooo
Shers.In Ki Pehchaan Hooooooo.

1 girl ask 2 pappu woh

1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu : Woh Kia Hai Jo Cow
K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?
Pappu : Legs
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant
Main Hai Aur Meri Pant Mein Nahi Hai?
Pappu: Paisay
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Log Din Main
Karne K Bajaye Ko Raat Bistar Pe Kartay Hain
Pappu: Neend Puri Karte Hain
Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Larki
Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain
Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?
Pappu : Kaan Main Ched
Moral : Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat
Pappu Ki Tarhan Saaf Rakhain

Jis larki ko deikhta hoon teri parchaii

Jis Larki Ko Deikhta Hoon Teri Parchaii Nazar Aati Hai
Ab To Ye Alam Hai Clifton Ki Larkion Mein Bhi Tu Nazar Aati Hai
Hrithik Ko Mili Kareena Shahrukh Ko Mili Kajol
Aye Mere Khuda Mujhko Bhi To Lift Karade
Karishma Nahi To Amisha Dilade
Na Hi Koi Majboori Thi Na Hi Koi Lachaari Hai
Bewafai To Larkiyon Ki Pedaishi Bimari Hai.

Zik8217r jab qayamat ka hota hai tab

Zik’r Jab Qayamat Ka Hota Hai
Tab Jalwo Ki Teri Baat Hoti Hai
Talaab Jab Rooh-E-Sharab Ki Hoti Hai
Teri Ankhoon Ki Baat Hoti Hai

Raat Ke Andher Ki Baat Jab Hoti Hai
Teri Ghani Zulfo Ka Zik’r Chir Jata Hai
Baat Jab Ghulab Ki Khubsurti Ki Hoti Hai
Tere Honto Ki Baat Shuru Ho Jati Hai
Ayee Mere Sanam Kya Hai Tujh Mei Ase Khuubi
Ke Tareef Jab Kisi Chez Ki Hoti Hai Zik’r Tera Bech Mei Aajata Hai

Ghoomta rehta hoon jaise koi cd rom

Ghoomta Rehta Hoon Jaise Hoon Koi Cd Rom
Tere Pyaar Main Khol Rakha Hai Deewana Dot Com
Log In Kab Karo Gi Sochte Sochte Thak Gaya Hoon Main
Navigator Tha Pehle Ab Explorer Ban Gaya Hoon Main
Modem Se Modem Ka Connecetion To Mat Todho
Kafi Slow Chal Raha Hai Yeh Pyaar Ka Download
Linux Ko Bhool Jao Zara Windows To Kholo
Html Main Na Sahi Java Main To Bolo

Ishq visq pyar vyar sab bakwas mere

Ishq Visq Pyar Vyar,
Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar.
Ishq Me Na Jane Kitne Romio,Majnu Aur Farhad Hue,
Par Duniya Jaanti Hai Ki Ishq Me Sab Barbad Hue.
Har Prem Kahani Ke Ant Me Judai Kyon Hoti Hai,
Kabhi Chanik To Kabhi Sdayi Ye Doori Kyon Hoti Hai.
Is Ishq Ne Aashiqon Ko Aisa Bhunaya,
Ki Har Kaam Se Unko Nikkama Banaya.
Asal Me Ishq Se Nahi Rakhni Chahiye Koi Aas,
Kyonki Wo Bechare Hi Bante Hain Devdas.
Apni Zindagi Kabhi Kisi Aur Ke Naam Nahi Karni Chahiye,
Ishq Karke Dil Ki Duniya Me Shaam Nahi Karni Chahiye.
Kyonki Ishq,Visq,Pyar,Vyar,
Sab Bakwas Mere Yaar.
Doston Humours Likhne Ki Koshis Ki Hai Umeed Hai Aapko Pasand Aayi Hogi.

Chhod kar main taash aadhi shab mein

Chhod Kar Main Taash, Aadhi Shab Mein Jab Uthney Lagaa
Yaar Boley, “Bhaabi Tum Par Zulm Karti Hai Bahut
Mard Ho Tum Ya Ho Chohey?” Main Ne Ye Sun Kar Kahaa
“Mard Hoon Kyon Ke Wo Choohey Se To Darti Hai Bahut

Teacher what r ur hobbies he

Teacher: What R Ur Hobbies….
He : Sir Reading And Writing Shayri….
Teacher: Ok…. Translate This One In English…..
Ishq Ne Hame Nikamma Kar Diya Galib……
Varna Aadmi Hum Bhi Kaam Ke The……
He : Love Made Me Unemployed Galib……
Otherwise I Will Be The Member Of Icai*
*=institute Of Chartered Accountants Of India….

Sasural ki khatirdari se hum bade impressed

Sasural Ki Khatirdari Se Hum Bade Impressed The
Pahli Baar Sasural Gaye Thode Bahoot Depressed The
Jaate Hi Nashte Me Kai Mithai Aai
Namkeen Saath Me Cold Drink Bhi Saath Aai
Fir Maan Aur Samman Ki To Baat Na Karo
Khaane Me Teen Sabzi Roti Rumali Aai
Achaar Bhi Kai The Meethe Me Ras Malai
Desi Ghee Ki Daal Basmati The Rice
Khatirdaari Ne Humpe Asar Aisa Dikha Diya
Do Din Ko Aaye The Aur Hafta Bita Diya
Dabi Zaban Me Hume Saasu Bhi Puche Jaaye
Kya Jamai Ji Ne Return Ticket Cancel Kara Diya
Agle Hi Roj Se Menu Tabdeel Tha Naya Tha
Nashte Me Mithai Ka Ek Katara Tak Nahi Tha
Khaane Me Bhi Rakhi Thi Ek Hi Tarkaari
Daal Bhi Humne Bina Desi Ghee Ke Hi Sweekaari
Agle Hafte Me Doston Kuch Aisa Bana Sama
Saasu Ne Sounpi List Aur Ek Jhola Diya Thama
Dhote Hue Tarkaari Hume Laaja Badi Hi Aai
Kaisa Ye Sasural Miyan Aur Kaise Hum Jawai
Pahle Khana Lagakar Hume Bulaya Jata Tha
Ab Khud Kahte The Kai Baar Fir Khana Aata Tha
Dinner Ke Liye Kaha Aur Biwi Ka Jawab Lo
Rakha Hai Rasoi Me Khud Hi Nikaal Lo
Tis Par Bhi Jab Date Rahe Hum Apne Sasural Me
Khane Ke Is Jawab Ne To Khalbali Macha Di Kapal Me
Gas Hai Aata Hai Tarkaari Rakhi Wahin Hai
Khud Hi Bana Lo Damad Ji Aaj Tabiyat Thik Nahi Hai
Kahani Ab Bhi Poori Khatm Nahi Hai Bhai
Aajkal “Nathulal Ji” Bane Bithe Hain Gharjamai

Ek jaisi lagti hain chudiyaan aur ladkiyaan

Ek Jaisi Lagti Hain Chudiyaan Aur Ladkiyaan
Toot Ti Hain Hansti Hain Chudiyaan Aur Ladkiyaan
Naazuki Ki Inteha Hai Ek Zara Si Thes Se
Toot Kar Bikharti Hain Chudiyaan Aur Ladkiyaan
Zindagi Ki Dhadkanon Ko Ek Rythm Si Deti Hain
Zeenat Ko Sajaati Hain Chudiyaan Aur Ladkiyaan
Pyaar Ki Ruton Per Bhi Kya Nikhaar Aata Hai
Bewajah Khanakti Hain Chudiyaan Aur Ladkiyaan
Apne Dukh Ko Dil Ke Saath Rakh Ker Bhool Jati Hain
Baahar Se Chamakti Hain Chudiyaan Aur Ladkiyaan

Ik din fakir sai da gali cho

Ik Din Ik Fakir Sai Da Gali Cho Langya Jave
Kothe Utte Ik Hasina Julfa Payi Sukave
Vekh Vekh Ke Surat Usdi Baba Girhda Pave
Kudrat Ne Kya Chiz Banayi Kadar De Gun Gave
Us Magrur Husina De Dil Vich Khabre Ki Gall Aayi
Kehndi Kharh Ja Kuttya Sadha Apna Khasam Bula Ke Lyai
Khasam Ne Aunde Saar Fakar De Kadh Maariya Latta
Kehnda Tu Meri Tivi Nu Cherhe Bhan Dau Teriya Ankhan
Latta-Lutta Kaha Ke Baba Uthya Mauj Ch Aa Ke
Apne Khasam Nal Gallaa Kardiupperon Birti Laa Ke
Baba Kehnda Sun Oye Khasmasir Mere Deya Saiya
Tad Bohrhega Jad Duniya Ne Fattiya Poch Vkhaiya
Teri Khatartere Naa Te Maar Sohneya Khadhi
Tere Payia Mere Paiya Kad Morhega Bhaji
Bas Aini Gal Di Der Si Maula Aisi Khedh Rachai
Us Tivi Da Khasam Palla Vich Laga Den Duhai
Kehnda Hai Meriya Ankhamenu Kujh Vi Nazar Na Aave
Vekh-Vekh Ke Tivi Usdi Rove Te Kurlave
Pair Farhe Jad Babe De Uhne Ro Ke Bhul Bakshai
Hath Jorh Ke Tauba Kiti Hosh Tikane Aayi
Baba Kehna Sun Mutyare Jo Kariye So Bhariye
Fakra De Gal Pain To Pehla Maullah Kolo Dariye
Ni Tera Khasam Je Banda Kurhiye Sada Khasam Hai Allah
Har Koi Khasma Wali Jisde Muhre Adhdi Palla
Tere Khasam To Jo Sarya Si Usne Kita Bhariya
Mere Khasam Ne Tere Khasam Da Hisab Brabar Kariya
Tere Khasam To Latta Sariyamere Khasam To Ankhan
Ni Mai Tere Val Taka K Mai Yaar Wal Taka
Akh Tere Ute Rakhak Mai Yaar Ute Rakha
Sohneya Nu Vekh K Ta Har Koi Khlovega
Sohne Jo Banaudai Aap Kina Sohna Hovega
Sohne Rang Diye Sun Ni Kurhiye Kariye Na Magruri
Kad Koi Kaido Langa Tere Rait Mila Daye Churi
Sap Sadh Da Bach Ke Rahiye Agga Na Kade Valiye
Hath Jorh Ke Rah Chadh Daiyelangh Jaan De Chaliye
Ni Ik Din Khur Jayengikhandh-Mishri Diye Daliye

Som and sheela went for skiing brought

Som And Sheela Went For Skiing, Som Brought Along A Big Thermos.
Sheela Had Never Seen One,So She Asked What It Was.
Som: Its A Thermos.The Shopkeeper Told Me Its Used For Keeping
Hot Things Hot And Cold Thingscold.
Sheela: Thats Great! What Do U Have In It? Som: 3
Coffees And An Ice-Cream.

Tanhaaiyon mein aksar aansoo baha rahe hai

Tanhaaiyon Mein Aksar Aansoo Baha Rahe Hai
Duniya Ke Liye Phir Bhi Ham Muskura Rahe Hai
Khud Ka Koi Wajood Ho, Hasrat Thi Kabhi Hamari
Mohabbat Mein Unka Saaya Sa Bante Jaa Rahe Hai
Woh Na Rukenge Aaj Bhii, Maluum Hai Lekin
Dil Ko Behlaana Hai, Is Liye Bulaa Rahe Hai
Majbooriyon Ki Duniya Mein Khoye Rahenge Woh
Ham Hai Ke Intezaar Mein Jeevan Bita Rahe Hai
Kal Hamari Khushiyon Ko Jo Kehte The Apni Duniya
Aaj Hame Bhool Kar Duniyadaari Nibha Rahe Hai

Kisse nu di jawani maar gai ditti

Kisse Nu Kisse Di Jawani Maar Gai,
Ditti Hoi Pyar De Nishani Maar Gayi,
Ravan V Nice Banda C,
Ohnu Taan Ram Di Janani Mar Gai.
Te Shayeri Net De Kurriya Nu Hussan Da Ghuman Mar Gaya………

Hum to kab se aas lagay bathe

Hum To Kab Se Aas Lagay Bathe Hai,..
Wo Bhi Ab Humari Sanso Me Samay Bathe Hai,…
Teer Jo Wo Hamare Dil Pe Chalaye Bathe Hai,..
Hum Bhi Ghayal Hoke Love Hospital Me Bathe Hai,..

Dunia badal gai hai chatting se hoti

Dunia Badal Gai Hai Chatting Se
Hoti Hai Ab Hacking Chatting Se
Hoti Thi Larkian Subah Shaam Hamari Gali Main
Nikalna Hogaya Un Ka Band Chatting Se
Kyoonke Hoti Hain Ab Too Settting Chatting Se
Dunya Hogai Hai Bekar Chatting Se

Hoti Hain Kharab Aakhein Chatting Se
Pahlay Karte Hum Dost Batain Hotloon Main
Peetay Thay Chai Waghera Hotloon Main
Khoob Hoti Thi Masti Hotloon Main
Khelte Thay Maza Kiya Karthe The
Ab Tho Hoti Hai Baat Tou Who Bhi Chatting Se
Bekaar Hogaya Hai Telephone Chatting Se
Hojaati Hai Ab‚  Chatting Se
Pata Nahin Tha Kya Matlab Hota Hai‚  Ka
Pata Chal Gaye Sare Mathlub Chatting Se
Horahain Hain Bad Naam Log Chatting Se
Karta Nahin Koi Angrez Baatein Humse Chatting Pe
Kehtay Hain K Aati Hai English Chatting Se
Main Kehtha Hoon Hogaye Hai English Kharab Chatting Se
Hoti Thi Bari Dhoom Dhaam Se Shadi
Nikah Horaha Hai Ab Chatting Se
Ab Toh Aisa Lagtha Hai Key Janab
Mohabbat Hogayee Hai Chatting Se….!!!

Pyar huwa ikrar se abb kyo darta

Pyar Huwa Ikrar Huwa Pyar Se Abb Kyo Darta Hai Dil
Darta Hai Dil Awhe Bharta Hai Dil Kyoke Janta Hai Yeh Apne Pyar Ki Manzil
Shadi Ke Badd Hona Hai Kya Kaun Sajayega Badd Mein Mehfil
Pyar Nahi Sirf Kaam Hoga Aur Badd Mein Katne Padenge Bill

Woh mauhalla kaisa jahan sundar padosan na

Woh Mauhalla Kaisa, Jahan Sundar Padosan Na Ho,
Woh Samosa Kaisa, Jisme Aalu Na Ho
Itne Bade Mauhalle Mein, Ek Sundar Ladki Tak Nahin,
Itne Bade Samandar Mein, Ek Moti Tak Nahin
Khawab Mein Bhi Nahin Aati, Pados Mein Bhi Nahin,
Mere Haath Ki Lakir Mein, Ek Ladki Tak Nahin
Bahut Intezaar Kiya, Ab Ghar Badal Raha Hoon,
Jahan Acchi Padosan Ho, Aisa Mauhalla Dekh Raha Hoon …

Uthe sabake kadam taaraa ram pam pam ajii aise

Uthe Sabake Kadam, Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam
Ajii Aise Giit Gaayaa Karo
Kabhii Khushii Kabhii Gam, Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam
Hanson Aur Hansaayaa Karo
Wo Pyaare Din Aur Vo Pyaarii Raaten
Yaad Hame Hai.N Vo Mulaakaate.N
Nahiin Koi Gam Mujhe Nahiin Hai Gilaa
Zindagii Kii Raah Men Milaa Hai Jabase Tuu Mere Hamadam
Shabanam Ham Hain Aur Tum Sholaa Ban Jaayaa Karo
Kabhii Khushii Rang Nayaa Hai Ruup Nayaa Hai
Jiine Kaa To Jaane Kahaan Dhang Gayaa Hai
Kise Hai Fikar Inhen Kyaa Pasand
Pyaar Ke Jahaan Men Razaamand Jab Ham Tum Tum Ham
Ban Gae Hain Sanam Bedhadak Mere Ghar Aayaa Karo
Kabhii Khushii Kabhi Gham‚  Taaraa Ram-Pam-Pam

Na samajh saka wo nigah ki baat

Na Samajh Saka Wo Nigah Ki Baat
Na Samjah Saka Wo Dil Ka Saaz
Na Mana Usne Hame Apna
Tod Gaya Wo Mera Sapna

Na Bhola Mai Bachpan Ki Yade
Na Samajh Saki Wo Meri Sadaye
Samjha Ke Bhi Ban Gayi Wo
Na Samajh Kyu
Na Tha Mere Pass Bangla
Na Tha Mere Pass Uska Sapna
Na Thi Kya Meri Mahobbat Sachchi
Ya Na Thi Meri Soche Achchi
Aaj Bhi Hain Kuch Nisha Baki
De Gaya Hai Jo Mera Bachpan Ka Sathi
Wese Dosto
Sharab Cheez Hi Esi Hai Na Chodi Jaye
Ye Mere Yaar Ke Jesi Hai Na Chodi Jaye
Har Ek Shay Ko Jahan Mai Badalte Dekha Hai
Magar Ye Wese Ki Wesi Hai Na Chodi Jaye

Aak nanhi si bay jan dhat ki

Aak Nanhi Si Bay Jan Si
Dhat Ki Machine Hai
Tele Phone
Lakhon Apno Ko Milata Hai
Tele Phone
Bichray Houno Ki Khabar Lata Hai
Tele Phone
Dorioon Ko Mitata Hai
Tele Phone
Dase Badase Ki Khabray Lata Hai
Tele Phone
Apno Ko Apno Say Milata Hai
Tele Phone

Om gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra

Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar Kali Kalantar Abra Ka Dabra
Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar Kali Kalantar Abra Ka Dabra
Om Gilli Gilli Chu Mantar ……………
.. Noticed Any Change In U?
No! Tantrik Theek Kehta Tha Bandar Par Ye Jadu Nahin Hota…!

Meray allah larai se bachana mujh ko

Meray Allah Larai Se Bachana Mujh Ko,
Aur Sikha Day Koi Banduk Chalana Mujhko!
Khair Se Laut K Ayain Meray Abbu Ghar Main
Urr Na Jain Woh Dhamakay Sai Kahin Daftar Main !
Raat Din Jaam Traffic Na Rahay Sarkon Per
Koi Nala Na Gatar Bhar Kar Bahay Sarkon Per!
Qalma Gawaion Ko Musalman Banaday Yarab
Naik Aur Saheb-E-Iman Banaday Yarab !
Naam-E-Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bachalay Yarab
Waqt Kai Sarazy Yazidon Ko Uthalay Yarab
Lub Pai Aati Hai Dua Ban Kay Tamanna Meri

Ghayal hai scanner mera koi dava to

Ghayal Hai Scanner Mera Koi Dava To Dila Do
Kuch Na Sahi To Bas Aik Mail Id Dila Do
Kasam Hai Doston Tumhein Apne Apne Mail Id Ki
Laga Do In Projects Par Baazi Apne Jaan Ki
Mujhe Phir Wahi Yaad Aane Lage Hain
Mujhe Phir Wahi Yaad Aane Lage Hain
Aap Mujhe Kyun Infinite Loop Main Dal Rahen Hain?
Kasam Hai Doston Tumhein Apne Apne Mail Id Ki
Agar Mail Nahi To Koi Junk Hi Sahi
Ais 1 Mahino Main Yahan Mujhe Kuch Nahi Mila
Mail To Kia Aik Visiting Card Bhi Muskil Se Mila
Seedha To Khada Rah Hamesha Hilta Rahta Hai
Kuch Kaam Bhi Kar Hamesha Game Khelta Hai
Seedha To Khada Rah Hamesha Hilta Rahta Hai
Kuch Program Bhi Likh Hamesha Net-Surf Karta Rehta Hai

Make up main hain la jawaab ladkiyan

Make Up Main Hain La Jawaab Ladkiyan
Jawaan Ladko Ki Hain Khuwaab Ladkiyan
Kis Kis Ko Chahe Kis Kis Se Pyaar Karen
Ais Shehar Main Hain Be Hisaab Ladkiyan
Kitne Hoye Hain Barbaad Un Ke Peeche
Kehne Ko Tu Hain Aik Ghazaab Ladkiyan
Toda Jo Muskura De Ho Jate Hain Hum Pagal
Ladkon Ko Kar Deti Hain Be Taab Ladkiyan
Dil Machal Sa Jata Hai Unhein Dekh Kar
Jab Ghar Se Nikhalti Hain Be Niqaab Ladkiyan

Vekh ke ho gaye hosh mere gum

Vekh Ke Ho Gaye Hosh Mere Gum,
Monday Nu Dekhya Pehli Vaar,
Kol Gaya Aaj Mein Us De,
Tuesday Nu Kar Dita Mein Ijhaar,
Aai Kol Aaj Mere Oh Vi Aaj,
Wednesday Nu Ho Gaya Ikraar,
Kasma Khaiyan Kadi Na Vichdan Di,
Thursday Nu Kitte Waade Hazaar,
Ho Gaya Jhagda Bina Hi Gal To,
Friday Nu Ho Gayi Saadi Takraar,
Mili Na Kadi Vi Hun Keh Gayi Meinu,
Saturday Nu Oh Chali Gayi Dil Tod Ke Yaar,
Dikhana Chanda Han Gham Apne Par Kinj Dassan,
Sunday Di Chutti Hai Aaj Mere Yaar……………..

Zalim palat kar dekh tamana hum bhi

Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Tum Agar Car Rakhti Ho To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Jo Maa Ko Satata Hai
Wo Rikhshaw Hi Chalata Hai
Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai
Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai
Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha
Aur Phir Balti Hila Hila Kar Rat Bhar Tera Raks Dekha
Chalti Hai Gari Urhti Hai Dhool
Baitho Bachho Rickshaw Me Chale School
Maa Ki Duwa ………..Jannat Ki Hawa
Maa Ki Bud-Duwa…..”Ja Beta Rickshaw Chala”

Tujse phone pe bat kerke mil ne

Tujse Phone Pe Bat Kerke, Mil Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Tujse Email Kerke, Line Marne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Tera Photo Dekh Ke, Tuje Patane Ko Ji Cha Ha
Tere Gulabi Hoto Ko Dekh Ke, Hoto Ko Choom Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Teri Jil Si Aankho Ko Dekh Ker, Usmai Doob Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Teri 1st Bahen Ko Dekh Ke, Use Ghooma Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Teri 2nd Bahen Ko Dekh Ke, Use Se Shadi Ker Ne Ko Ji Cha Ha
Tere Ma-Baap Ko Dekh Ke, Door Rahene Ko Ji Cha Ha…

Dating process 6 weeks i love

Dating Process:
6 Weeks : I Love U, I Love U, I Love U.
6 Months : Of Course I Love U.
6 Years : God, If I Didn’t Love U, Then Why The Hell Did I Propose?
Back From Work:
6 Weeks : Honey, I’m Home.
6 Months : Back!!
6 Years : What Did Your Mom Cook For Us Today??
Gifts:
6 Weeks : Honey, I Really Hope You Liked The Ring.
6 Months : I Bought You A Painting; It Would Fit The Motif In The Living Room.
6 Years : Here’s The Money. Buy Yourself Something.
Phone Ringing:
6 Weeks : Baby, Somebody Wants You On The Phone.
6 Months : Here, For You.
6 Years : Phone Ringing.
Cooking:
6 Weeks : I Never Knew Food Could Taste So Good!
6 Months : What Are We Having For Dinner Tonight?
6 Years : Again!!!!
Apology:
6 Weeks : Honey Muffin, Don’t You Worry, Ill Never Hold This Against You.
6 Months : Watch Out! Don’t Do It Again.
6 Years : What’s Not To Understand About What I Just Said??
New Dress:
6 Weeks : Oh My God, You Look Like An Angel In That Dress.
6 Months : You Bought A New Dress Again???
6 Years : How Much Did That Cost Me?
Planning For Vacations:
6 Weeks : How Do 2 Weeks In Vienna Or Anywhere You Please Sound??
6 Months : What’s So Bad About Going To India On A Charter Plane?
6 Years : Travel? What’s So Bad About Staying Home???
Tv:
6 Weeks : Baby, What Would You Like Us To Watch Tonight?
6 Months : I Like This Movie.
6 Years : I’m Going To Watch Espn, If You’re Not In The Mood, Go To Bed, I Can Stay Up By Myself . . .

Be nighan aankhon se dekhte hain parche

Be Nighan Aankhon Se Dekhte Hain Parche Ko
Be Khayal Haathon Se
Un Bane Se Lafzon Par Ungliyaan Ghumate Hain
Yeh Sawal-Name Ko Dekhte Hi Jate Hai
Har Taraf Kan Aakhiyon Se Bach Bacha Ke Takte Hai
Doosron Ke Parchon Ko Rahnuma Samajhte Hain
Shayad Ais Tarah Koi Rasta Mil Jaye
Be Nishaan Khuwabon Ka Kuch Pata Hi Mil Jaye
Mujh Ko Dekhte Hai To
Yun Jawab Copy Par Hansi Lagate Hain
Dairay Banate Hai
Jaise Ain Ko Parche Ke Sab Jawab Ate Hain
Ais Tarah Ke Manzar Main
Imtehan-Gahon Main Dekhta Hi Rehta Tha
Naqal Karne Walon Ke
Nit Naye Tareequn Se
Aap Lutf Leta Tha Doston Se Kehta Tha

Imagine ur self in a sprite ad

Imagine Ur Self In A Sprite Ad
Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya Yahan Baitha Mail Forward
Karta Rahta Hai Yaar !! Naye Packages Dekh….
Naye
Language Seekh. Night Out Maar….Fundoo Programming Kar
Like Me….! Do Something Cool Man !!

You : Achha! To Usse Kya Hoga ..
Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!!
Har Appraisal Main Tu No 1!
Hike In Salary !! Extra Stocks
You : Phir Kya Hoga…
Your Colleague : Project Leader Ban Jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!!
Phir Business Manager ! One Day U Will Be A
Director Of The Company Man !!
You : Acchha To Phir Kya Hoga…
Your Colleague : Abe Phir Tu Aish Karega! Koi Kaam Nahin Karna Padega !
Araam Se Office Aayega Aur Mail Check Karega.
You : To Ab Main Kya Kar Raha Hoon????
“Dikhawe Pe Na Jao, Apni Akal Lagao.
Programming Hai Waste, Trust Only Copy-Paste ”
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Mana ke tum lajawab ho pur jawab

Mana Ke Tum Lajawab Ho Pur Jawab To Hamara Bhi Nahin Hai
Mana Ke Tum Khoobsurat Ho Pur Itne Badsurat To Hum Bhi Nahin Hai
Mana Ke Tum Ameer Ho Pur Paisey Ki Kami To Hamare Paas Bhi Nahin Hai
Mana Ke Tum Khud Ko Kate Winslate Smajhtey Ho Pur Maaf Kerna Magar Sylvester Stallone Se Kum To Hum Bhi Nahin Hain.