Funny Shayri

Tera shampoo ban jaane ko taiyaar hun

Tera Shampoo Ban Jaane Ko Taiyaar Hun,
Magar Ek Baar Nahaane To Aao.
Darji Ban Jaaun Main Bina Kisi Shart Ke,
Magar Apni Kurti Silwaane To Aao.

Jooti Ban Kar Tere Pairon Me Pada Rahun,
Faqat Ek Baar Takwaane To Aao.
Main Ban Jaun Lays Aur Uff Na Kahun,
Bas Ek Baar Mujhe Khaane To Aao.

Intezaar ki ghadiyan khatm ho gayi meri

Intezaar Ki Ghadiyan Khatm Ho Gayi,
Meri Padosan Jawaan Ho Gayi
Ghar Ke Bahar Bhid Lag Jati Hai,
Line Maarne Walon Ki Line Lag Jati Hai
Bahane Se Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hoon,
Kai Dino Se Uspe Chakkar Chala Raha Hoon
Magar Apni Futi Kismat Usne Mauhalla Badal Liya,
Devdas Ki Saari Umeedon Par Garam Paani Fer Diya
Ab Phir Intezaar Karta Hoon, Koi Jawaan Padosan Aayegi,
Phir Is Baar Ki Tarah, Woh Chhod Kar Chali Nahin Jayegi ….

Dekh kar mujhe aankh marti hai ladki

Dekh Kar Mujhe Aankh Marti Hai Ladki Hai Ke Sensor
Baat Baat Par Kiss Karti Hai Honth Hai Tere Ke Dispenser?
Dekh Kar Thandi Aahe Bharti Hai Aur Karti Hai Mujh Ko Ghayal
Mauka Milte Hi Leta Deti Ho Gaud Hai Teri Ke Strature?
Karti Ho Tum Peecha Hardam Mera Har Kadam Par
Aa Kar Gale Se Lag Jati Ho Baahein Hai Teri Ke Juicer?
Daboch Leti Ho Chadh Jati Ho Aa Kar Seene Par Mere
Dikhati Ho Taare Din Dahade Body Hai Teri Ke Bulldozer?
Chatpatau Mau Mar Mar Jau Chuti Hai Mujh Ko Aise
Kar Leti Hai Pyaar Chup Ke Se Ladki Hai Tu Ke Machar?

Aasmaan mein kaali ghata chaaiyi hai aaj

Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaaiyi Hai
Aaj Fir Girl Friend Se Maar Khaayi Hai
Kahti Hai Ki Sudhar Jao
Magar Meri Galti Nahi Hai Doston
Barabar Waali Ladki Aaj Mini Skirt Mein Aayi Hai
Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaayi Hai
Usko Dekh Meri Haalat Chakrayi Hai
Dil Mein Baat Karne Ki Khwahish Aayi Hai
Par Aaj Kismat Ne Bhi Tangdi Khayi Hai
Aaj Meri Gf Mere Saath Mein Market Aayi Hai
Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaayi Hai
Saare Armanoo Ki Hui Aaj Vidai Hai
Arre Bhai Mein Uske Saamne Maar Khaayi Hai
Sharam Ne Mooh Par Laali Lagayi Hai
Par Dil Hai Ki Maata Nahi
Chupke Se Karta Mooh Dikhai Hai
Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaayi Hai
Aaj Fir Girl Friend Se Maar Khaayi Hai

Babul ke duaein laiti ja tujh ko

Babul Ke Duaein Laiti Ja Ja Tujh Ko Shohar Kangal Melay Maika He
Hamaisha Yaad Aye Susral Ma Itni Daant Melay Yaad Aye Yahan Ke
Murghi Tujhay Wahan Pay Chanay Ke Daal Melay Tu Boll Ha Table
Tanis Ke Ja Tujh Ko Pati Foot Boll Melay Babul Ke Duaein Laiti Ja
Ja Tujh Ko Shohar Kangal Melay Hey Girls Don”t Mind Ok Just Kiddin.

Raat mein teri jaag key hum karvatein

Raat Mein Teri Jaag Jaag Key Hum‚  Karvatein Badaltey Hain
Aap Pehley Machchar Udhatey They Ab Kahan Gayey
Jab Jab Tujhey Dekhon Jaley Yeh Dil Jaley Badan
Teri Shakal Hi Aisi Hai Ke Ghussa Aata Hai
Tum Ko Dekha To Yeh Khyal Aaya
Kya Gadha Bhi Hota Hai Do Paya (With Two Legs)
Tumsey Milkey Dilka Hai Jo Haal Kya Kahein
Bimaar Ho Gaya Hoon‚  Tumsey Milkey

Yeh kia ho raha hai na tum

Yeh Kia Ho Raha Hai Na Tum Jaano Na Hum
Rangeela Ban Gaya Hai Jaise Chahat Ka Musam
Hum Tum Jab Bhi Takraye Hamari Aankhein Jab Bhi Mili
Khubsurat Se Us Pal Main Mere Dil Ne Yeh Kaha Sanam
Har Rang Ko Bana Ke Shabd Ashiqui Ke Kaghaz Pe
Likhoonga Main Tere Naam Leke Muhabbat Ki Kalam
Tere Liye Aik Geet Likhoon Apne Dhadkan Ke Taal Pe
Dil Chahta Hai Gaata Rahoon Tere Gunn Jab Tak Rahe Dam
Aitebaar Karo Janam Samjha Karo Poocho Hum Aap Ke Hain Kaun
Main Kahoonga Tum Mere Ho Aur Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam

Aisa apna husband ho 68242 6821728243

Aisa Apna Husband Ho
6′ – 6’2″ Jiski Height Ho
Jeans Dheeli Magar Body Tight Ho
Biwi Ke Har Nakhre Uthaye, Itna Mizaaj Uska Light Ho
Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho.

Uff Tak Na Kare Itna Quiet Ho
Dinner Banaye Wo Jab Bhi Romantic Night Ho
Shopping Kar Ke Jab Bhi Aoon, Bole Begum Tum Kitni Nice Ho
Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho.
Mujhey Rani Bana Kar Rakhe, To Phir Zindagi Delight Ho
Saas Sussar Ke Samne Kahe, Jaan Tum Hamesha Right Ho
Hamesha Jo Haar Maan Jaye Jab Bhi Koi Fight Ho
Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho.
Jahan Chahoon Jaoon, Jo Chahey Karoon, Kuch Is Tarah Ki Life Ho
Har Doosre Week Ghoomne Phirne Ki Flight Ho
Aisa Ho Jaye To Mein Urroon Aasmaan Mei, Jaise Ke Koi Kite Ho
Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho!

Tum gulab ho baharo ka mai kanta

Tum Gulab Ho Baharo Ka ..Mai Kanta Hu Usme Laga…..
Tum Bangali Rusmalai Priye..Mai Desi Mill Ka Aata Hu…..
Tum Naye Vacume Clener Si..Mai Jhadu Bahut Purani Hu…..
Tum Bomb Ho Atem Bomb Sa..Mai Dewali Ka Fuss Pataka Hu…..
Tum Aam Ki Tarah Rasili Ho..Mai Aamrood Pichka Wala Hu…..
Tum Fast Food Ho Usa Ka .. Mai Idli Dhosa Sambhe Hu……
Tum Jawa Hasi Ho Priye.. Mai Budhu Bhola Bhala Hu…..
Tum Makhmal Ki Rajai Ho .. Mai Tat Ki Fati Hui Chader Hu…..
Tum Chikan 2 Pyaza Priye..Mai Ubla Anda Basi Hu…..
Tum Shawer Ho Naye Design Ka .. Mai Hand Pump Toota Hu Priye…
Mat Khel Tu Aaise Khel Priye Ye Pyar Nahi Hai Khel Priye

Career songs the 8 stages when

Career Songs – The 8 Stages
When In College :
Hum Honge Kaamiyaab,
Hum Honge Kaam Iyaab Ek Din.
When Giving Interview
To Multi National Company :
Tu Hi Re.Too Hi Re.
Tere Binaaa Main Kaise Jiyunn.
Waiting For Interview Result :
Intehaa Ho Gai Intzaarki.
Aayinaaa Kuch Khabar Mere Yaarki.
Just Joined :
Tu Chiz Badi Hai Mast Mast.
After Some Time :
Ye Kahaan Aa Gaye Hum??
After Some More Time :
Naa Koyi Umang Hai,
Naa Koyi Tarang Hai,
Meri Jindagi Ek Kati Patang Hai
Floating The Resume :
Kabootar Ja Ja Ja.
Kabootar Ja Ja Ja.
Pehele Pyar Ki Peheli Chitthi.
Finally When You Don’t
Get A Better Offer Any Longer :
Jeena Yehaan, Marna Yehaan Iske Siwa Jaana Kahaa.!

Aik ko bhi main aaj yaad na

Aik Ko Bhi Main Aaj Yaad Na Aya
Aj Mail Box Dekha To Khali Paya
Socha Ke Mere Itne Dosto Main Se
Aik Ko Bhi Main Aaj Yaad Na Aya
Wahin Par Tumhara Aik Purana Patar Paya
Patar Pad Kar Samjha Na Aya
Ke Hamne Tum Sa Aik Kamina Dost Paya
Aik Ko Bhi Main Aaj Yaad Na Aya
Aaj Ke Din Ne Hamein Bahut Dukhaya
Kyun Ke Main Samjh Na Paya
Ke Kia Main Ne Khoya Kia Main Ne Paya
Aik Ko Bhi Main Aaj Yaad Na Aya
Salo Kuto Kamino Kabhi To Yaad Karo
Phone Nahi To Mail To Karo
Itna Bhi Nahi Kar Sakte To Atlest
Apne Dil Main Thoda Yaad Karo.
Nahi To Hum Sirf Itna Keh Sakte Hain Ke
Aik Ko Bhi Main Aaj Yaad Na Aya………………….

Lazeez khana hotel kaa lagtaa hai achhaa

Lazeez Khana Hotel Kaa Lagtaa Hai Achhaa Do Din Key Liye|
Azeez Hotaa Hai Khaanaa Lekin Ghar Kaa Tabiyat Key Liye|
Lagti Hogi Aishwaryaa Sunder Lekin Sirf Ek Din Mazaa Karney Key Liye|
Jaogey Ghar Wali Hi Key Paas Umr Bhar Key Liye|

Kaash rebecca mere secretary hota david beckham

Kaash Rebecca Mere Secretary Hota,
David beckham ko yeah parishani na hota,
Victoria Show chodkar beckham ko milne na aata,
Rebecca oh Rebecca kaash tu mere secretary hota,
tumhari har chal pe hum martha,
tumhari har nazar ko hum dilme chupatha,
tumhari har harkaton ko hum ek makzad detha,
kaash tum mere secretary hota,
meri bhi ek victoria hota
woh bhi baag ke aathi mujse milne is bahane,
mein bhi khush hota aur bolta meri biwi no. 1 hai,
Din me tum dil me hota raat ko biwi no1 hota,
kya yeh swarg mujeh milega, philal me narag mein hoon,
shaadi nahi hui hai meri, secretary nahi hai meri.
kyonki mein khud ek secretary hoon mere khoobsurat madam ka

Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se

Kabr Pe Behatasha Rote Hue Shakhs Se Humne Poochhaa,
Kis Ki Yaad Mein Ro Rahe Ho Is Bekadar?
Jaroor Koi Tumahaara Aziz Ya Dile-Jigar Raha Hoga,
Ya Phir Marhoom Bibi Ka Ghum Tumhe Khaa Raha Hoga

Shakhs Bola, Essi Koi Baat Nahin Hai,
Wafaai Aur Zazbaat Ki Takraar Nahin Hai
Hum Ye Baat Sunkar Chakraa Gaye,
Thode Girre Phir Sambhalaa Gaye
Poochaa ,Ye Raaz Humen Bhee Sunaayo
Apni Mashooka Ka Kissa To Farmaaayo
Bolaa,
Ye Meri Bibi Ke Pehle Pati Ki Kabr Hai,
Kon Thaa,Nahin Mujhe Iski Koi Khabr Hai
Zindaa Hota Aaj ‘Vo’,To Mein Aazad Hota,
Na Meraa Husn-E-Mahal Is Kadr Barbaad Hota
Al-Qaida Ke Kaidiyon Se Bhi Buraa Haal Hai,
Haath Paer Khulle Par Dil Zakhmon Se Laal Hai
Ae Mere Hamdard Aur Saathiyon,Kya Tumhne Ehsaas Hai,
Ke Shaadi Aur Wafaai, Is Zamaane Mein Itihaas Hai.
Jinki Ho Gai , Vo Pachhta Rahen Hain,
Jinki Nahin Hui, Vo Chakkra Rahe Hain
Third Wife Aur Fourth Husband Ka Zamaana Hai
Her Kids,My Kids And Our Kids Kya Anjaana Hai?
Apne Ko Pehchaan Lo ,’Living Together’ Ko Jaan Lo,
Laila Majnoo Ko Bhoolkar , Meri Baat Maan Lo.

Alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar

Alka Ne Mujse Kal Pyaar Ka Ijhaar Kiya
Tohfe Mein Mujko Ek Bada Rasgulla Diya
Maine Kaha Rasgulla Bada Meetha Hai
Usne Kaha Dil Tera Bada Seedha Hai
Mai Ne Pucha Alka Tune Aisa Kyun Kaha?
Usne Kaha Tujhe Patane Mein Bas Ek Rasgulla Laga
Maine Pucha Dusro Ko Tune Kaise Pataya Hai?
Usne Kaha-Yaar Bahut Dard Uthaya Hai
Phir Jake Formula Aaya Hai
Kisi Ko Mumphali Kisi Ko Kathal Khilaya Hai

Kash duniya computer hoti jis main do

Kash Duniya Computer Hoti
Jis Main Do Ko Undo Karti
Sukh Kay Lamhay Save Hojatay
Dukh Kay Lamhay Delete Karti
Maazi Ki Man Chahi Windows
Jab Chahay Main Open Karti
Mustaqbil Kay Taanay Baanay
Apni Chah Sey Khud Hi Bunti
Khuhaishon Ki Hoti File
Jis Main Cut Aur Copy Karti
Jab Bhi Hota Virus Paida
Duniya Ko Reformat Karti
Khushion Kay Rangon Sey Taskeen
Pheekay Lamhay Rangeen Karti
Kash Duniya Computer Hoti

Kabhi paunche paseene ko dhakata hai soorat

Kabhi Paunche Paseene Ko
Kabhi Dhakata Hai Soorat Ko
Kabhi Gaalon Ko Choota Hai
Kabhi Munh Lag Ke Rehta Hai
Kabhi Kaleen Ban Jata Hai
Kabhi Godi Main Sota Hai
Tere Haathon Ko Sehlata
Satata Mujh Ko Rehta Hai
Aise Sar Na Chadhao Tum
Dupatta Hai Mera Dushman
Tumhare Darmiyaan Har Dam
Kyun Yeh Besharm Rehta Hai………

Kaisay bataoon key tum meray kaun hoo

Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Kaun Hoo,
Walls Ki Ice Cream Ho Polka Ki Cone Ho,
Kaisey Bataoon Key Tum Poorani Dheet Ho Aik Bohat Bari Phateek Ho ,
Tum Orangi Tum Korangi Tum Hi Ho Meri Nagan Chowrangi ,
Liyari Ki Tum Football Ho Kimari Ka Tum Bund Ho Manora Ki Tum Thand Ho,
Tum Kharadar Tum Methadar Tum Hi Meray Liye Goolimar Ho (All Are Area’s Name)
Tumhi Meri Dhoti Aur Shalwar Ho ,
Tum Hi Gutka Tum Hi Mempoori Tum Hi Mix Patti Ka Pan Ho
Kaisey Bataon Tumhay Key Tum Meri Koon Ho
Lalookhait Main Rehti Ho Tum Khud Ko Defence Ka Kheti Ho Tum
Lambi Lambi Chorti Ho Tum, Hamesha Sey Ho Phainkoo Tum ,
Ho Sardi Ka Bhokhar Tum Shikarpur Ka Achar Tum Peshawar Ki Naswar Tum
Aur Pia Ka Jahaz Ho Jo Kabhi Waqt Par Nahi Milti
Wo Parwaz Ho Jo Hamesha Short Rehti Hai Wo Piyas Ho
Mahengai Kay Is Dor Mey Sawa Rupay Ki Niyaz Ho ,
Aur Mera Aghaz Tum Mera Anjam Tum Mera Public Evening Special Mera Parcham Mera Awaam Tum ,
Tum Hi Jurat ,Tum Hi Ummat ,Tum Hi Jasarat ,Tum Hi Nowaey Waqt , Jang Ho Aman Ho, (All R Newspapers’ Name)
The News Ho Ya Dawn Ho Kesey Batao Key Tum Meri Kon Ho ,
Key Main Rokta Bus Tum Ko Hoon, Main Tookta Bus Tum Ko Hooon,
Tum Hi Mera Kal Thin ,Tum Hi Mera Aaj Ho ,
Tum Hi Marshal Law ,Tum Hi Jamhooriat , Tum Hi Governer Raj Ho
Aur Meri Tt Tum ,Mera Repeater Tum ,Mera Rokket Lunchar Tum Ho,
Tum Hi Meri Soch Ho Meray Paaon Ki Moch Ho Aur 9 Rupay Wali Coach Ho
Aur Vespa Main Tum Aur Rakshey Main Tum, Taxi Main Tum ,Mazda Main Tum,
Truck Main Tum Troller Main Tum ,Meri Honda 50 Tum, Meri 70 Tum,
Lahore Ka Tanga Ho Tum, Sukhur Ki Suzuki Ho Tum
Aur Kya Bataoon Meri Jaan Tum Meray Liya Kya Ho
Arey Tum Tu Pora Pakistan Ho Karachi Ki Jaan Ho
Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Liye Koon Ho

Aayegi is soone jeevan mein bahaar jub

Aayegi Is Soone Jeevan Mein Bahaar
Jub Tu Utayega Meri Beti Ka Bhaar
Dil Mein Basi Hai Bas Ek Hi Hasrat
Karaunga Tujh Se Din-Raat Kasrat
Dil Mein Uth Raha Hai Barabar Toofan
Ramu Ki Chutti Karke Poore Karoonga Saare Armaan
Ab Aur Nahi Sahi Jaati Yeh Judai
Milte Hi Ab Shuru Karoonga Teri Pitai

A sweet little morning prayer oh

A Sweet Little Morning Prayer !!
Oh God …
Help Me Log On Without Fretting
Guide Me As I’m Interneting
Bless My Downloading And Uploading
Keep My Browser From Exploding
May My Web Site Be Protected
Let Not My Password Be Rejected
Keep My Line Always Connected
And May All My Inputs Be Accepted
Please Keep All My Programs Alive
And To Remember To Back-Up My Hard Drive
And Protect My Computer From A Crashing Dive
From A Virus That Would Make It A Nesting Hive
No Fatal Errors During The Day
Keeping Clrusr At The Bay
Hand-Over System Back By Seven
Back To Home Like A Heaven

Kia kehna haale dil ka jo dekha

Kia Kehna Haale Dil Ka Jo Dekha Aik Haseena Ko
Samjha Raja Ko Rani Se Pyaar Ho Gaya Aap Ka Aandaaz Bha Gaya
Or Main Awara Pagaal Deewana Ban Gaya Kabhi Kabhi Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai
Tum Se Acha Kaun Hai Hum Hai Rahi Pyaar Ke Kehta Hai Yeh Dil Baar Baar
Dil Main Halchal Si Hone Lagi Hai Uff Kia Jadu Hai Muhabbat
Agar Hum Tum Saath Saath To Kia Kare Dushman Zamana
Mujhe Se Shadi Karo Ge To Main Kahoonga Meri Biwi Ka Jawab Nahi
Kal Ho Na Ho Mera Pyaar Hamesha Rahe Ga Teri Kasam Tum Bin Jeeya Nahi Jata

Vo na aaye is dil ko zlaane

Vo Na Aaye Is Dil Ko Zlaane Waale,
Vo Na Aaye Meri Hasti Ko Mitaane Waale,
Nikla Is Kadar Jnaaza Un Ki Gali Se Ki
Piche Chal Rahe They Zmaaane Waale,
Humne Socha Ki Waah Kitne Log Hain Hume Chahne Waale,
Phir Pata Chala Ki Woh To Bhaade Pe Kiye They
Dosto Ne Hume Dufnaane Waale.

Kya samajh ke kehta hai khudko shahrukh

Kya Samajh Ke Kehta Hai Khudko Shahrukh Khan
Tu Lagta Hai Jaise Thooka Hua Paan
Jise Kutte Khaaye Wo Naan
Jo Ho Kachre Ke Dibbe Ki Shaan
Jo Ho Bewde Logon Ki Jaan
Aur Kare Harkate Beimaan
Kya Samajhke Kehta Hai Khudko Shahrukh Khaan
Tu To Hai Dohzat Se Bhaga Hua Sabse Bada Shaitan

Aaj tha mai aabhi bus me baitha

Aaj Tha Mai Aabhi Bus Me Baitha….
Bus Ko Raste Me Traffic Wale Ne Roka…..
Bus Ka Driver Uter Ker Bola…
Oye Chotu La Sahabji K Liye Tu Cocacola……
Inspector Bola Na Dilha Tu Mujhe Aaj Coka Cola…..
I Am Insperter Mr Bhola……..
Bhara Hua Hai Aaj Mera Jhola…..
Aaj Mai Chalan Ker Aapna Farz Nibhaunga……..
Waise To Leta Hu Tujhse 100-200 Aaj 2000 Ka Chalan Banayunga….

Ek din khili dhup mein ullu mujse

Ek Din Khili Dhup Mein
Ek Ullu Mujse Takaraya
Hello How Are U Dear
Keh Kar Muskaraya
Kuch Der Rah Chup
Bade Gum Se Woh Bola
Suna Hai Desh Mein
Tabahi Machi Hui Hai
Marey Insaano Ke Saav Par
Insaano Ki Mara-Maari Lagi Hui Hai
Main Bola O Mere Ullu Bhai
Kalyug Main Unhe Bhai Pukarna Padata Hai
Khabar Khub Rakhtey Ho Jahan Ki
To Yeh Bataiye
Haal Apni Jammaatey Sunaiye
Bolakhub Thik Chal Rahi Hai
Insaano Ki Galitiyon Se Jamat Hamari
Bahut Kuch Sikh Rahi Hai
Insaano Ki Ladai
Nakka Zukkiaur Bewafai Ney
Hamain Nek Ban-Na Sikha Diya Hai
Aab Hum Main Self Pride‚  Ubhar Aaya Hai
Kya Kahen
Hamara Ram-Yug Aa Gaya Hai
Main Bolahow It Is Possible Dear
Kaisey Ban Sakta Hai Kutta Kabhi ‘Bear’
Bola Bhaimere Why Not
Ban- Ne Ko To Saab Kuch Bansakhta Hai
Aapke Pradhamantri To Gadha Bantey
Aur Gadhe Ko Prdhanmantri Bantey
Khud En Aankho Se Dekha Hai
Phir Muskaratey Hue
Gahri Awaaj Main Mujse Bola
Suna Hai Aap Pipeline Engineering Kar Rahe Ho
Budhapey Ke Diye Se
Kya Nahi Roshni Kar Rahe Ho
Main Bun- Naya
Bahut Akaraya
Par Bhala Ullu Se Bhi Kaun Lade
Is Soch Main Chup Raha
Aur Who Bola
Insaan Hoyaad Rakhtey Ho
Isliye Ek Baat Batata Hu
Pehle To Sirf Ullu Kah Kar Bas Kar Laitey Thay
Ab Ullu Ban Kar Kyon Ji-Mar Rahe Ho
Kuch To Raham Karo Hamari Jamat Per
Kyu Ullu Ban Kar Usey Khanan Kar Rahe Ho
Kah Kar Ullu Chal Diya
Main Socha Kaisa Kalyug Aaya Hai
Ullu Bhi Insaano Sey Bilkhaya Hai
Kya Aur Bhi Koi Yug Aayega
Jab Ek Ullu Dusarey Ullu Ko
Insaan Kah Kar Chidhayega

Ek din apun gehri neend mein soya

Ek Din Apun Gehri Neend Mein Soya Tha,
Tab Apun Sapne Mein Adesh Desh Ka Raja Tha
Sapne Mein Bajuwali Raja Ke Beti Ke Saath Disko Gaya Tha
Tabbhi Ek Jor Se Awwaj Ayi..
Apun Neend Se Jaaga Aur Bola
Kaun Hai Re Wahan….
Apun Ka Ek Sipahi Tha…
Bola Mein Hoon Maharaj..
To Apun Ka Dimag Satak Gaya
Sipahi Ko Pakda Aur Zameen Pe Patak Diya
Bola”Abe Tu Maharaj Hai To Apun Kaun Hai”