Funny Shayri

Ishq main peeda hatasha aur kab taq

Ishq Main Peeda, Hatasha, Aur Kab Taq Jheliye
Tension Parinaam Jiska, Khel Woh Na Keliye..!!
Raasta Rokhe Kadi Hai, Keemtoh Ki Ye Badath
Es Katara Zindagi Ko, Kis Tarah Ab Deliye..!!
Nil Raha Khata Hamesha, Pyar Ka, Ab Kya Kahe?
Maah Ber Kapte Rahe, Daftar Main Vetan Ke Liye..!!
Kya Kamaya, Kya Gavaya, Ye Na Humse Poochiye
Kuch Dawaye Pee Gayee, Kuch Sabjiyon Ne Le Liye..!!
Mitr Kehte Hai Ki “Malli”..!! Shayri Ab Chodiye,
Ghar-Grahasti Dekhiye, Chup-Chaap Roti Beliye..!!

Duniyan ko ajab rang dekhati hain ladkiyaan

Duniyan Ko Ajab Rang Dekhati Hain Ladkiyaan
Mardon Ko Hathoon Par Nachati Hain Ladkiyaan
Kapdon Keek Dodh Se Lagti Hai Jaise
Darziyoon Ke Karubaar Chalati Hain Ladkiyaan
Makeup Ke Baghair Yeh Mukamil Nahi Ab To
Chehre Par Aik Chehra Chadhati Hain Ladkiyaan
Kaisi Takreeb Main Phocho Nahi Haal To Ain Ka
Badh Chadh Kar Numaish Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Borehyoon Ne Bhi Bana Rakha Hai Aik Ajeeb Tamasha
Baal Kata Kar Yeh Beh Kalati Hain Ladkiyaan
Bhole Se Gar Kaisi Ko Jo Keh Diya Amman
Khandan Ke Tareeh Batati Hain Ladkiyaan
Mil Jain Gar To Yeh Ban Jati Hain Tufaan
Ladkon Ko Bhi Badnaam Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Duniya Ke Har Aik Muzoo Par Laiti Hain Batain
Boolne Main Kabh Maar Nahi Khati Hain Ladkiyaan
Dekh Dekh Kar Aik Doosre Ko Hoti Hain Jalious
Tareef Kaisi Ke Nahi Kar Pati Hain Ladkiyaan
Tamanah Yahi Rehti Hai Ke Ho Jain Shadi
Rone Ka Drama Rachati Hain Ladkiyaan
Choti Choti Baton Par Yeh Ho Jati Hain Naraz
Magar Mach Ke Phir Aansu Bahati Hain Ladkiyaan
Acting Karne Main Koi Saani Nahi Ain Ka
Acctron Ko Bhi Choti Karwati Hain Ladkiyaan
Aik Doosre Se Be Banah Kar Rakhti Hain Yeh To
Chughliyoon Par Chughliyaan Lagati Hain Ladkiyaan
Din Raat Suna Kar Masail Ke Woh Barmar
Mardoon Ko Bhi Ganja Banati Hain Ladkiyaan
Lag Jaye Koi Mazloom Gar Ain Ke Haath
Jotoon Se Tawaza Farmati Hain Ladkiyaan
Zar Zan Zameen Ka Jagdah Aazal Se Hai Maujood
Mazloom Ko Bhi Zalim Banati Hain Ladkiyaan
Rishte Dariyoon Ko Bhi Khatam Karwa Dayti Hain Yeh To
Phir Aag Kuch Aise Badkati Hain Ladkiyaan
Aaye Asgher Bahut Nadan Hai Abeh Tu
Nakhoon Cane Chabwati Hain Ladkiyaan

Kyun cahlti hain pawan because of evaporation

Kyun Cahlti Hain Pawan,
Because Of Evaporation .
Kyun Jhoome Hain Gagan,
Because Of Earth’s Rotation.
Kyun Machalta Hain Mann,
Because Of Disorder In Digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun Gum Hain Har Disha,
Because U Have Poor Sense Of Direction.
Kyun Hota Hain Nasha,
Because Of Drug Addiction.
Kyun Aata Hain Mazaa,
Because U Enjoy The Situation.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun Aati Hain Bahar,
Because Of Change In Season.
Kyun Lotta Hain Karar,
Because Of Taking Tension.
Kyun Hota Hain Pyaar,
Because Of Opposite Attraction.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!

Fari machi rahee deel maa aaj dhamal

Fari Machi Rahee Deel Maa Aaj Dhamal Chey
Rang Aankho No Fariney Aaj Kem Lal Chey
Chaproo Bhala Kem Kariney Udee Gayoo Vato Vatoma
Baal Ni Jagya E Kem Kariney Aa Taal Chey

Budhapo Avyo To Shun Thayoo, Vato Maa Hajuye Maal Chey
Bhaley Badlai Gayo Zamano, Pan Haji Aej Be Dhangi Chaal Chey
Rahee Gayee Hasrat Koik To Puchey Dil Na Shun Halhawal Chey
Hajoo Kaal Ni Hati Vaat, Kara Hata Kem Safed Aajey Baal Chey
Bharmaish Kadiye Nahin, Beechavi Bhaleney Teney Jaal Chey
Sarjey Preet Na Bandhan Maa Koi Vidhan, Keni Ae Majaal Chey
Man Ni Vaat Kem Kariney Kahevi Koiney Rajan
Sambhadva J Jyan Koi Tayyar Na Maley, Kevi Kamaal Chey

Meri khidki ke samne ek dareecha khulta

Meri Khidki Ke Samne
Ek Dareecha Khulta Hai
Shaam , Doopaher Aur Sawere
Ek Sawnla Sa Chehra Dikhta Hai
Chup Ker Biwi Ki Nazroon Se Akser
Khud Ko Wahan Khada Pata Hun Akser
Husn O Wafa Ka Paiker Hai
Haya 0 Tabassum Uska Gahna Hai
Duniyan Dari Mein Taq Hai Woh
Khanoon Mein Bhi Mashaaq Hai Woh
Halawat Hai Haleemi Hai
Sakhawat Hai Kareemi Hai
Ikhlaq, Tahzeeb Aur Tamaddun
Yeh Sare Dost Ahbab Hain Uske
Phir Mere Kia Majboori Hai
Jo Nazrain Khidki Per Rahti Hai
Han Yeh Baat Kuch
Kahne Mein Ajab See Lagti Hai
Mager Kuin Aakhir
Doosre Ki Biwi Achchee Lagti Hai

Kaisay bataoon key tum meray kaun hoo

Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Kaun Hoo,
Walls Ki Ice Cream Ho Polka Ki Cone Ho,
Kaisey Bataoon Key Tum Poorani Dheet Ho Aik Bohat Bari Phateek Ho ,
Tum Orangi Tum Korangi Tum Hi Ho Meri Nagan Chowrangi ,
Liyari Ki Tum Football Ho Kimari Ka Tum Bund Ho Manora Ki Tum Thand Ho,
Tum Kharadar Tum Methadar Tum Hi Meray Liye Goolimar Ho (All Are Area’s Name)
Tumhi Meri Dhoti Aur Shalwar Ho ,
Tum Hi Gutka Tum Hi Mempoori Tum Hi Mix Patti Ka Pan Ho
Kaisey Bataon Tumhay Key Tum Meri Koon Ho
Lalookhait Main Rehti Ho Tum Khud Ko Defence Ka Kheti Ho Tum
Lambi Lambi Chorti Ho Tum, Hamesha Sey Ho Phainkoo Tum ,
Ho Sardi Ka Bhokhar Tum Shikarpur Ka Achar Tum Peshawar Ki Naswar Tum
Aur Pia Ka Jahaz Ho Jo Kabhi Waqt Par Nahi Milti
Wo Parwaz Ho Jo Hamesha Short Rehti Hai Wo Piyas Ho
Mahengai Kay Is Dor Mey Sawa Rupay Ki Niyaz Ho ,
Aur Mera Aghaz Tum Mera Anjam Tum Mera Public Evening Special Mera Parcham Mera Awaam Tum ,
Tum Hi Jurat ,Tum Hi Ummat ,Tum Hi Jasarat ,Tum Hi Nowaey Waqt , Jang Ho Aman Ho, (All R Newspapers’ Name)
The News Ho Ya Dawn Ho Kesey Batao Key Tum Meri Kon Ho ,
Key Main Rokta Bus Tum Ko Hoon, Main Tookta Bus Tum Ko Hooon,
Tum Hi Mera Kal Thin ,Tum Hi Mera Aaj Ho ,
Tum Hi Marshal Law ,Tum Hi Jamhooriat , Tum Hi Governer Raj Ho
Aur Meri Tt Tum ,Mera Repeater Tum ,Mera Rokket Lunchar Tum Ho,
Tum Hi Meri Soch Ho Meray Paaon Ki Moch Ho Aur 9 Rupay Wali Coach Ho
Aur Vespa Main Tum Aur Rakshey Main Tum, Taxi Main Tum ,Mazda Main Tum,
Truck Main Tum Troller Main Tum ,Meri Honda 50 Tum, Meri 70 Tum,
Lahore Ka Tanga Ho Tum, Sukhur Ki Suzuki Ho Tum
Aur Kya Bataoon Meri Jaan Tum Meray Liya Kya Ho
Arey Tum Tu Pora Pakistan Ho Karachi Ki Jaan Ho
Kaisay Bataoon Key Tum Meray Liye Koon Ho

Jab se tu meri gharwali bani hai

Jab Se Tu Meri Gharwali Bani Hai,
Meri Apne Parivar Se Tani Hai.
Mana Ki Nahi Hai Tera Koi Sani,
Par Iska Matlab Ye To Nahi Ki Yu Kare Manmaani.
Wo Jo Tera Bap Hai,
Rishte Me To Mera Sasur Hai.
Par Na Jane Kyon Is Bat Ka Use Guroor Hai,
Par Yahi Uska Kasoor Hai.
Aur Mera Wo Jo Sala Hai,
Karta Rehta Apna Muh Kala Hai.
Kam-Dham To Kuch Karta Nahi,
Phir Bhi Samajhta Khud Ko Lala Hai.
Aur Meri Jo Saa Hai,
Usne Bana Rakha Mujhe Ek Las Hai.
Tumhe Bakwas Sikha-Sikha Kar,
Todi Meri Har Aas Hai.
Tujhse Ahchi To Hai Sali,
Kash Wo Hoti Mei Gharwali.
To Zindagi Sukoon Se Kat Ti,
Aur Roz Sun Ni Nahi Parti Gali

Hum gazal me tera charchaa nahi hone

Hum Gazal Me Tera Charchaa Nahi Hone Dete
Teri Yaadon Ko Bhi Rusvaa Nahi Hone Dete
Kuch To Hum Khud Bhi Nahi Chaahte Shohrat Apni
Aur Kuch Log Bhi Aisa Nahi Hone Dete
Azmatein Apne Charaagon Ki Bachaane K Liye
Ham Kisi Ghar Me Ujaalaa Nahi Hone Dete
Mujhko Thakne Nahi Deta Ye Zarurat Ka Pahaad
Mere Bachche Mujhe Buudhaa Nahi Hone Dete

Jabse beghum ne mujhe murga bana rakha

Jabse Beghum Ne Mujhe Murga Bana Rakha Hai
Main Ne Nazro Ki Trah Sir Bhi Jhuka Rakha Hai
Bartano Aaj Mere Sir Pe Baraste Kyun Ho
Main Ne Tum Ko To Humesha Dhula Rakha Hai
Pahle Belan Ne Banaya Mere Sirpe Gomed
Aur Ab Chimte Ne Mera Gaal Suja Rakha Hai
Sare Kapde To Jala Daale Hai Beghum Ne
Tan Chupane Ko Baniyaan Phata Rakha Hai
Wohi Dunya Me Mukaddar Ka Sikander Yaha Tahra
Jis Ne Khud Ko Abhi Shadi Se Bacha Rakha Hai
Pija Is Maar Ki Talkhi Ko Bhi Huns Ker ‘Samnoj’
Maar Khane Me Bhi Kudrat Ka Maza Rakha Hai

Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi

Pichle Zamane Ki Ladkiyan Yeh Kehti Thi:
Pehla Pehla Pyaar Hai, Aankhon Me Khumaar Hai, Aaja Mere Saajna Tera Intezaar Hai
But Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiyan Kehti Hai:
Pehla Pehla Pyaar Hai, Aankhon Me Khumaar Hai, Aaja Mere Saajna, Nahi To Dusra Taiyaar Hai

Kabhi moongfali kathal khilati kash koi alka

Kabhi Moongfali Kabhi Kathal Khilati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Main Badaam Deta, Woh Chuhare Lati
Mai Usko Khilata, Woh Mujhko Khilati
Bat Humari Kuch Aise Ban Hi Jati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Pahadi Aalo Tohfe Main Deta
Himachal Se Laya Hun Sath Kahta
Bhindi Ko Kahta Anguli Hai Teri
Khane Ke Bad Jise Chat-Ta Rahta
Sunti To Tamatar Sa Lal Ho Jati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Teri Yadon Ke Belan Hai Mujhko Padte
Teri Ahat Jaise Do Bartan Ho Khatkte
Kadoo Sa Hai Hoobhoo Tera Chehra
Tinde Se Tere Do Naina Chamkte
Sun Ke Tarifen Bhaav Apne Badhati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti

Ek ddabe de malik kolo gahik eyo

Ek Ddabe De Malik Kolo Ek Gahik Eyo Puchhiya Jaye
Kyon Bai Sajan Eh Das Mainu Daal Ate Phulka Ki Bhaa Aa
Ddabe Wale Otar Dita Vadhiya Khana Saste Bhaa Aa
15 Rupee Da Ek Phulka Daal Mufat Koi Jini Khaye
Eh Sun Dat Ke Beh Gaya Gahak Hun Oh Eda Hukam Chalye
Changa Ta Phir Ek Patila Sirf Daal Hi Deyo Khavaye

Wada tor diya hai usne jise hum

Wada Tor Diya Hai Usne Jise Hum‚  Pyar Bahut Karte Hai
Pahale To Milne Jate The Unse
Ab Ashq (Ansu)‚  Baha Karte Hai
Ab To Hum‚  Use Yaad Karke Roz Hasa Karte Hai
Bcoz‚  Yaaro(Dosto Ab To Hum Mentel Hospital Mein Raha Karte Hai

Mitra banata jab kabhie chalaye pahila baan

Mitra Banata Jab Kabhie, Chalaye Pahila Baan,
Saari Ghaghri Loot Ta Phir Mangat U Daan,
Fir Maanga U Daan, Jo Deve Toh Pachh Tayii,
Na Deve Jajmaan, Toh Woh Peechhay Pad Jayii,
Kahe ‘Harash’ Kavirai, Anokha Hai Wo Charitra,
Rahina Bach Ke Bhayi, Miliye Jo Aisa Mitra.

Aak nanhi si bay jan dhat ki

Aak Nanhi Si Bay Jan Si
Dhat Ki Machine Hai
Tele Phone
Lakhon Apno Ko Milata Hai
Tele Phone
Bichray Houno Ki Khabar Lata Hai
Tele Phone
Dorioon Ko Mitata Hai
Tele Phone
Dase Badase Ki Khabray Lata Hai
Tele Phone
Apno Ko Apno Say Milata Hai
Tele Phone

Roses r red violetz blue im in

Roses R Red
Violetz R Blue
Im In Luv But Not With U
When We Broke Up
U Thought I Cried
All It Was Was Another Guy
U Told Ur Friends I Was A Trick
I Told Mine U Had A Limp Dick
I Told U I Luved U
U Thought It Was True
Guess What Nigga
U Got Played Too!!!!!!

Mein uski hoon woh mere siwa kisi

Mein Uski Hoon.
Woh Mere Siwa Kisi Kay Pass Nahin Jata,
Us Kay Bina Mere Liye Hur Koi Anjaana Hai.
Hur Pal Woh Meri Aankhon Mein Rehta Hai,
Hur Raat Woh Mere Saath Sota Hai.
Aksar Mein Us Kay Liye Yeh Sochti Hoo….
Agar Mere Contacts Nahin Hotay To Mein To Andhi Ho Jati Bhaeeeee

Ik chilman se tum jhaanko hum jhaanke

Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Chilman Samjhte Hain Na Aap
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Chilman Samjhte Hain Na Aap
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Mehefil Se Ik Banda Bade
Josh Mein Tang Aakar Bola
Jala Daalo Is Chilman Ko
Na Tum Jhaanko Na Hum Jhaanke

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen

Kon Kehta Hai Pyaar May Pakray Jaeen Gay
Waqt Aanay Per Behen Bhai Ban Jaeen Gay
Teray Husn Ki Kia Taareef Karoo?Tera Bander Jaisa Mu
Teri Zulfo Ki Kia Tareef Karoo?Teray Ek Ek Baal Pe Joon
Aj Bagh May Kali Hai, Kal Gulaab Ho Ga
Mujh Se Shadi Karlo,Tum Ko Sawaab Ho Ga
Hathi Nay Kaha Ja Kar Hathni Ki Kabar Per
Sadqay Jaoo Tumhari Patli Kamar Per
Tum Bhi Becahara,Hum Bhi Becahara
Fittay Mu Tumhara,Fittay Mu Hamara

Khuda kare poori duniya ke aasiq mere

Khuda Kare Poori Duniya Ke Aasiq Mere Koonche Me Bas Jayen
Jab Jab Unkee Aankhon Ke Asq Sookhen, Jam Kar Aasman Roye
Khet Khalyanon Me Haryaali Hogee, Sabke Ghar Diwali Hogee
Majnoo Ko Laila Milei Ne Mile, Magar Koi Ne Koi Uskee Saali Hogee

Oh mere appu ki maa abbu pe

Oh Mere Appu Ki Maa
Abbu Pe Ka Bit Rahi Tu Ka Jaane
Appu Maa Maa Pukaare
Abbu Amaa Amaa Pukare
Jab Se Tu Gayi,Roshni Chali Gayi
Saansh Bas Chal Rahi Hai
Dil Dhak Dhak Kare, Dr. Nurse Hopeless
Saala Appu Fukat Mein Mare

Jai macchar bhagwan ujagar agnit kasto ke

Jai Macchar Bhagwan Ujagar Jai Agnit Kasto Ke Sagar
Rog Dut Atulit Baldama Rakt Chus Khatmal Ke Mama
Sukcham Roop Dhari Nit Aa Jate Bhim Roop Dhari Rakt Bacchate
Madhur Madhur Khujlahat Late Sabki Deh Lal Kar Jaate
Koi Jagah Na Assi Chodi Jaha Na Ristedari Jodhi
Wyap Rahi Jag Tumhari Maya Bal Adhbut Yadhapi Kas Kaya
Samdrasi Tum Chatur Sayane Nich Uch Katahv Nahi Jaane
Balak Wridh Yuva Nar Nari Sab Par Niz Maya Vistari
Karn Na Samip Aakar Mandrate Madhur Mand Sangeet Sunate
Tan Mein Komal Dank Gadate Rakt Pan Kar Ke Ud Jaate
Kacchuachap Jo Nit Jaalate Ve Nar Kahu Nidra Pa Jaate
Goodnight Se Tum Bhay Khate Jane Kis Bil Me Gus Jaate

Chupke raat din uska bartan manjvana yaad

Chupke Chupke Raat Din Uska Bartan Manjvana Yaad Hai
Humko Aab Tak Kapdey Doney Ka Woh Jamana Yaad Hai
Doppher Ki Dhoop Mein Kapdey Sukhaney Ke Liye
Woh Mera Khothey Pe Bhi Nangey Panv Jana Yaad Hai
Aa Gya Jab Sunday Ki Shab Bhi Kabhi Zikr-E-Shopping
Woh Mera Meri Biwi Se Atm Card Chupana Yaad Hai
Saas Sasur Ki Doston Ab Kya Sunao Dastaan
Sasuraal Na Janey Ka Mujhey Har Ik Bhana Yaad Hai
Daru Pee Ke Jab Bhi Ghar Mein Aana Pda Mujheuy
Woh Mera Dantoon Taley Ilaichi Chbana Yaad Hai
Dekh Liya Jab Bhi Kabhi Rastey Mein Kissi Dusri Ladki Ko
Biwi Ke Gussey Ko Dekh Ker Mera Tarthrana Yaad Hai
Wakt-E-Rukhsat Office Ab Bhi Yaad Aata Hai Muikhey
Biwi Ke Pars Se Car Ki Chabi Churana Yaad Hai
Shukr Hai ‘Humtum’ Teri Shaadi Nhi Hui Abhi
Shaadishuda Dostoon Ka Woh Rona Rulana Yaad Hai

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Doston Kay Millnay May Kuch Haeel Na Hota
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Kabi Koi Wrong Number Dail Na Hota
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