Funny Shayri

Pehle kisi kone par machhar dhundho phir

Pehle Kisi Kone Par Machhar Dhundho,
Phir Uska Kaan Pakdoo,
Phir Use Palang Par Ulta Lita Ke
Uske Pet Mein Gudgudee Karo
Zor Zor Se Karo,
Aur Jab Vo Haste Hue Muh Khole,
Uske Muh Mein Chamach Se Zeher Daal Do.

Roz rat ko yaha kaha se aate

Roz Rat Ko Yaha Kaha Se Aate Hai Machhar,
Marte Hai Us Se Jayada Paida Hote Hai Machhar,
Kano Ke Pas Aakar Sunatehai Surila Sangeet Machhar,
Rat Bhar Khun Chus Ke Aish Karte Hai Machhar,
Socho To Sahi Kaunse Grup Ka Hoga Uska Khun,
Ab To Allout Pruf Ho Gaye Hai Machhar,
Bimari Ki Vajah Hoti Kuch Aur Hai,
Firbhi Bimari Me Badnam Hote Hai Machhar,
Sher, Chite Aur Hathi Ko Ked Kiya Hai Insan Ne,
Par Shan Se Pareshn Kartehai Insan Ko Machhar,

Aik coder tha deewana sa coding karne

Aik Coder Tha Deewana Sa
Coding Karne Se Woh Darta Tha..
Copy Paste Karke, Idhar Udhar Se…
Pooch Ke Coding Kiya Karta Tha….
Choree Choree…….. Chupke Chupke……….
Discussions Mein Soya Karta Tha…

Jab Shipment Jani Hotee Thee
Raat Raat Bhar Jagta Tha…
Kuch Aata Nahee Tha Usko..
Jane Kaise Deliver Karta Tha..
Jab Bhee Milta Tha Kisee Doosre Developer Se,
Unse Poocha Karta Tha…
Coding Kaisee Hotee Hai,..
Yeh Coding Kaisee Hotee Hai …………..?
Aur Voh Developers
Bas Yahee Kah Paate The…..
“Ankhe Khulee Ho Ya Ho Band
Deedar Code Ka Hota Hai…
Kaise Kahoo Mai O Yaro Yeh Code
Kaise Hota Hai…..
Tururururururururu Ru Ru Ru Ru Ru….”
“Kya Hai Yeh Jadoo Hai Koyee Code Jo Chal Jata Hai,
Fix Karke Bugs Hazaro Deliver Ho Jata Hai…”
“Door Kahee Onsite Per Hote Hai Yeh Sare Faisle,
Kaun Jane Koyee Bug Kab Kaise Kaha Mile,
Jiske Naseeb Mein Ho Likha
Acceptance Useeka Hota Hai..
Kaise Kahoo Mai O Yaro Yeh Code
Kaise Hota Hai…..
Tururururururururu Ru Ru Ru Ru Ru….”

Chhod kar main taash aadhi shab mein

Chhod Kar Main Taash, Aadhi Shab Mein Jab Uthney Lagaa
Yaar Boley, “Bhaabi Tum Par Zulm Karti Hai Bahut
Mard Ho Tum Ya Ho Chohey?” Main Ne Ye Sun Kar Kahaa
“Mard Hoon Kyon Ke Wo Choohey Se To Darti Hai Bahut

Aaj tujhase baat huyi laga mere dukho

Aaj Tujhase Baat Huyi Laga Mere Dukho Ki Raat Huyi
Ashk Aankho Se Bahane Lage Bahate Huye Ye Kahane Lage
Ke Ek Din Main Bhi Tere Jaisa Tha Pyaar Main Bhi Kerta Tha
Need Meri Bhi Jaati Thi Kagaj Ke Tukade Se Khushi Laut Aati Thi
Seene Mein Dard Hone Laga Hai Yaado Mein Dil Dubane Laga Hai
Phir Vahi Din Yaad Aa Rahe Hain Dil Ko Aur Dukha Rahe Hain
Khamosh Baitha Tha Main Kab Se Sab Ab Mujhe Jaga Rahe Hain
Bheed Mein Akela Ho Gaya Hoon Aaj Main Tujhmein Kho Gaya Hoon
Thaam Lo Mujhe Kahi Doob Na Jaau Din To Dekh Nahi Paaya
Kahi Raat Bhi Na Dekh Paau

Aakhair kyun hota hai pyaar aap

Aakhair Kyun Hota Hai Pyaar ? Aap Ki Kasam Jab Se Main Ne Aap Ko Dekha Hai
Jaan Gaya Ke Main Ne Dil Tujh Ko Diya Kia Yahi Pyaar Hai Tum Se Baat Kia
Or Pyaar Ho Giya Ke Main Ne Dekha Bombay To Goa Par Koi Nahi Mila
Tum Se Acha Kaun Hai? Tujh Pe Main Ho Giya Hoon Fida
Mujhe Laga Ke Hum Bane Hain 1 Duje Ke Liye
Kaash Aap Hamare Hote Hamesha Ke Liye Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai
Agar Koi Mere Dil Se Pooche To Jaan Lega Ke Mere Dil Main Sirf Tum Ho
Tum Bin Jeeya Kaise? Kehta Hai Yeh Dil Baar Baar
Chalo Ishq Ladaye
Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?

A aristocrat b bagpiper c contessa d

A Aristocrat
B Bagpiper
C Contessa
D Director Special
E Eight Pm
F Fun Drop
G God Father
H Haywards
I Imperial Blue
J Johny Walker
K King Fisher
L Lime Drop
M Mughal Monarch
N No.1
O Old Monk
P Peter Scott
R Royal Stag
S Sea Gram
T Teachers
U Ub Strong
V Vat 69
X Xxx
Z Zingaro

Imraan hashmi ne apni girlfriend ko pehle

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko
Pehle Apna Aashiq Banaya Phir Usne
Chocolate Main Zeher Milakar
Uska Murder Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Uske Aksar Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha
Tum Sa Nahi Dekha To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha
Is Kalyug Me Jawani Diwani Hai.

Girlfriend ko i luv u bolna hai

Girlfriend Ko I Luv U Bolna Hai?
Balance Khatam?
Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K Chitthi Bhejoge? Nahi Na
Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai,
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do,
Main I Luv U Bol deta Hoon!

Dubai chalo a family in southern

Dubai Chalo !!
A Family In Southern India Was Puzzled When The Coffin Of Their Dead Grandmother Arrived From The Gulf. It Was Sent By One Of The Daughters. The Dead Body Was So Tightly Squeezed Inside The Coffin With No Space Left In It! When They Opened The Lid, They Found A Letter On Top, Which Read As Follows: Dear Brothers And Sisters, I Am Sending Our Grandmother’s Body To You, Since It Was Her Wish That She Should Be Cremated In The Compound Of Our Ancestral Home In Andhra. Sorry, I Could Not Come Along As All Of My Paid Leaves Are Consumed. You Will Find Inside The Coffin, Under Amma’s Body, 12 Cans Of Cheese, 10 Packets Of Chocolates And Packets Of Badam. Please Divide These Among All Of You. On Amma’s Feet You Will Find A New Pair Of Reebok Shoes (Size 10) For Mohan. Also, There Are 2 Pairs Of Shoes For Radha And Lakshmi’s Sons. Hope The Sizes Are Correct. Amma Is Wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The Large Size Is For Mohan And The Others Are For My Nephews. Just Distribute Them Among Yourselves. The 2 New Jeans That Amma Is Wearing Are For The Boys. The Swiss Watch That Rema Wanted Is On Amma’s Left Wrist. Shanta Aunty, Amma Is Wearing The Necklace, Earrings And Ring That You Asked For. Please Take Them. The 6 White Cotton Socks That Amma Is Wearing Must Be Divided Among My Teenager Nephews. Please Distribute All These Uniformly And If Anything More Required Let Me Know, Since Our Appa Is Also Not Keeping Well Nowadays I Can Send All Required Things When Our Appa Also…

Coke peete pepsi bhool gaye nimbu paani

Coke Peete, Pepsi Peete,
Bhool Gaye Nimbu Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Mtv, Channel V Cool Hain
Bhool Gaye Ptv
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Reserve Bank Hain Khali
Khali Swiss Bank Mein Maal Paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Ideas Hain Naye Naye
Problem Wohi Purani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Hong Kong Main Honeymoon,
New York Main Meri Naani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustanii
Kapde Hain Amreeki
Gaadiyan Hain Japani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Paanch Saal Mein Chaar Government
Dekhi, Suni Na Jaani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani

Tanz o mazah ki duniya mein popular meeruthi kisi

Tanz-O-Mazah Ki Duniya Mein Popular Meeruthi
Kisi Taa’arruf Ke Mohtaaj Nahi….
Is Martaba Bhi Aaye Hain Number Tere To Kam
Ruswaiyon Ka Meri Daftar Banega Too
Bete Ke Sar Pe Deke Chapat Baap Ne Kaha
Phir Fail Ho Gaya Hai Minister Banega Too
Mai.N Huu.N Jis Haal Me.N Ai Mere Sanam Rahane De
Teg Mat De Mere Haatho.N Me.N Qalam Rahane De
Mai.N To Shaayar Huu.N Meraa Dil Hai Bahot Hii Naazuk
Mai.N Pataake Hii Se Mar Jaa_uu.Ngaa, Bam Rahane De
Kisi Jalse Mai Ik Leader Ne Yeh Ailan Farmaya
Hamare Mantri Aane Ko Hain Bedar Ho Jaao
Yekayek Film Ka Naghma Kaheen Se Goonj Utha Tha
‘Watan Ki Aabroo Khatre Mai Hai Husjiyar Hojao’

Salaman ne kaha maine pyar kiya phir

Salaman Ne Kaha Maine Pyar Kiya
Phir Bola Andaz Aapna Aapna
Phir Hum Sath Sath Hai
Phir Bola Hum Aapke Hai Kaun
Phir Dil De Chuke Sanam
Phir I Am‚  Feeling Very Proudly(Garv)
Phir Bola Phir Milange
Phir Milker Bolatere Naam Zindigi
Phir Bola’ Mujhse Saddi Karogi’
Pata Nahi Samajhta Kya Hai Aapne Aap Ko
Use Nahi Pata‚  Humara Kyuki
Phir‚  Bhi‚  Dil Hai Hindustani

Jab koi na yar tha apna aaheinay

Jab Koi Na Yar Tha Apna
Aaheinay Ki Tarah Kirdar Tha Apna
Hum Laugoon Ko Ghum Daite Reh
Magr Koi Na Ghumkhwar Tha Apna
6 Din Office Mein Guzer Jaate
Sirf Aik Itwar Tha Apna
Jo Dekhta Beemar Ho Jata
Itna Sakht Bukaar Tha Apna
Dostoon Ka Maal Khaate Rehna
Bus Itna He Karobar Tha Apna

Geeta sar sms kar aur bhul ja

Geeta Sar:-
Sms Kar Aur Bhul Ja
Reply Ki Apeksha Mat Rakh
Kiya Hua Sms Kabhi Vyarth Nahi Jaata
Sabko Apne Kiye Ka Reply Milta Hi Hai
Tu Jise Apna Keh Raha Hai Vo Kisi Aur Ka Hai
Tu Is Sms Ko Seva Samjh Kar Kisi Aur Ko Forward Karde

Moonchain kiya faida aisi moonchon ka kuch

Moonchain……
Kiya Faida Aisi Moonchon Ka
Kuch Tau Kerain Khiyal In Moonchon Ka
Aap Ne Aakhir Kahay Ko Rakh Lein
Qusoor Kiya Thaa In Moonchon Ka
Piyain Chahay Kuch Bhi Bala Se Hamari
Pehlay Parda Utaa Liya Kerain In Moonchon Ka
Jo Kahin Aankh Marnay Se Na Banay Baat
Tau Lijye Sahara In Moonchon Ka

Dating karne ke liye hi tum karti

Dating Karne Ke Liye Hi Tum Karti Ho Chatting
Papa _tumhare Dekh Lenge To Tumhare Gaal Pe Kar Denge Batting.
Ghar Se Gayab Hui Tum Lekar Padai Ka Bahana
Cafe Me Aakar Baithi Ho Kya Ghar Nahi Jaana
Bhej Raha Hoon Ye Sayariyan Apna Time Waste Karke
Bhej Na Dena Kisi Aur Ko Tum Cut , Copy, Paste Karke

Begum ko jo hara sake shohar mein

Begum Ko Jo Hara Sake Shohar Mein Dum Nahi
Paas Hai Uske Belan Aur Bartaan Bhi Kum Nahi
Kassie Karega Mukabala Uss Nagin Se Nalyaak
Use Aate Hai Fareb Sabhi Tere Paas Koi Fun Nahi
Jisne Bhi Uthaya Usko Samjho Apni Jaan Se Gaya
Chupi Hoti Hai Gunghat Mein Dayain Dulhan Nahi
Adataan Jab Ho Jati Hai Rang-E-Surk Uski Ankhein
Goya Ke Dafataan Ruk Jati Hai Bas Dhadkan Wahi
Haal Jo Phuche Koi Apna To Sir Jukha Kar Kehte Hai
Hai Bas Zindgi Mein Gum-E-Begum Aur Gum Nahi
Purane Din Hawa Huye Ab To Yeh Farman Hai Humtum
Jo Sir Na Food De Apne Shohar Ka Woh Begum Nahi

Bhaiya bhole ram kuware pahunche hanu mandir

Bhaiya Bhole Ram Kuware
Pahunche Hanu Mandir Ke Dware
Haath Jod Bole Bhagwan
Mera Ek Kasht Mita Do
Bahut Dino Se Bhatak Raha Hoo
Ab To Mera Byah Kara Do
Vinti Us Kuware Ki Sunkar
Tab Bole Hanuman
Do Pede Prashad Ke Badle
Itna Bada Ashirwad Chahiye
Thodi Si Seva Ke Badle
Jeevan Ka Vardan Chahiye
Are Murkh Tu Kya Nahi Jaanta
Main Hoo Shri Ram Ka Pyara
Gada Utha Kar Ran Main Kuda
Jab Jab Unka Hua Ishara
Sita Maa Ko Khoj Nikala
Lanka Main Jaa Aag Laga Di
Seva Main Ye Umar Khapa Di
Phir Bhi Na Hui Ye Shadi
Are Murkh Tujhe Kaise Main Samjhau
Pahle Meri Ho Jaane De Fir Teri Karwau

Nazar bacha kar se dekhta hu tum

Nazar Bacha Kar Nazar Se Dekhta Hu,
Tum Bura Na Maan Jayo Isliye Bade Darr Se Dekhta Hu,
Jab Bhi Tumhe Dekhta Hu Tum Roz Nai Lagti Ho,
Isliye Main Tumhe Phir Se Dekhta Hu,
Lekin Tumahre Chehre Ki Kitaab Se Aaj Yun Pada,
Ki Shayad Tum Sochti Ho Main Buri Nazar Se Dekhta Hu.

Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare koi

Mere Kitne Sms Mile?
Bahut Saare?
Koi Ache Se Saza Do Mujhe….Chalo Aisa Karo Bhula Do Mujhe……
Tum Ko Bholo Tou Mout A Jay…..Koi Aise He Dua Do Mujhe…. Says:
Aur Tune Kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab Tak Bahut Sms Khaye – Ab Goli Kha – Dhishkyoun!

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise Ujda Sa Baag Abandoned Garden
Jaise Sookha Gulab Dried Roses
Jaise Chaand Girhan Lunar Eclipse
Jaise Dil Mein Jalan Heartburn
Jaise Khacchar Ki Laat Mule’s Kick
Jaise Peelay Se Daant Yellow Teeth
Jaise Murgon Ne Ho Ek Garba Kiya Roosters Doing A Garba
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise Suraj Ghuroob Setting Sun
Jaise Kakdi Ka Soup Cucumber Soup
Jaise Amma Ka Paan Mother’s Paan
Jaise Mota Pehelwaan Fat Wrestler
Jaise Bacchon Ka Khel Kid’s Play
Jaise Sason Ka Tel Mustard Oil
Jaise Takle Ke Sar Pe Ho Ola Pada Hailstone Ona Baldy
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise Rota Siyar Crying Hyena
Jaise Girti Deewar Falling Wall
Jaise Tirchee Si Aankh Cockeye
Jaise Behti Si Naak Snotty Nose
Jaise Pichke Se Gaal Sunken Cheeks
Jaise Bambai Ki Chawl Bombay Chawl

Kothe te khadi si main kya dil

Kothe Te Khadi Si..
Main Kya Dil Naal Dil Mila Lo..
Kothe Te Khadi Si..
Main Kya Dil Naal Dil Mila Lo..
Usda Baapu Bahar Aa Gaya..
Main Keha Paande Kali Karo Lo!!

Khuda kare poori duniya ke aasiq mere

Khuda Kare Poori Duniya Ke Aasiq Mere Koonche Me Bas Jayen
Jab Jab Unkee Aankhon Ke Asq Sookhen, Jam Kar Aasman Roye
Khet Khalyanon Me Haryaali Hogee, Sabke Ghar Diwali Hogee
Majnoo Ko Laila Milei Ne Mile, Magar Koi Ne Koi Uskee Saali Hogee

Chachi ne chacha ko belan se mara

Chachi Ne Chacha Ko Belan Se Mara Hai
Chacha Ne Is Ka Gussa Bacho Pe Utara Hai
Bacho Ne Kaha Amma Se Abba Ne Hume Mara Hai
Chachi Ne Phir Chacha Ko Belan Se Mara Hai
Chacha Kahne Laga Ro Ker Ab Kon Mera Sahara Hai
Kaha Bacho Ne Abba Se Tum Ne Hi Amma Ko Bigara Hai
Kaha Abba Nai Bacho Sai Ghulami Hi Ab Maira Guzara Hai
Ager Shadi Hai Biwi Ki Ghulami Tu Mard Acha Hai Kunwara Hai