Funny Shayri

A aristocrat b bagpiper c contessa d

A Aristocrat
B Bagpiper
C Contessa
D Director Special
E Eight Pm
F Fun Drop
G God Father
H Haywards
I Imperial Blue
J Johny Walker
K King Fisher
L Lime Drop
M Mughal Monarch
N No.1
O Old Monk
P Peter Scott
R Royal Stag
S Sea Gram
T Teachers
U Ub Strong
V Vat 69
X Xxx
Z Zingaro

Career songs the 8 stages when

Career Songs – The 8 Stages
When In College :
Hum Honge Kaamiyaab,
Hum Honge Kaam Iyaab Ek Din.
When Giving Interview
To Multi National Company :
Tu Hi Re.Too Hi Re.
Tere Binaaa Main Kaise Jiyunn.
Waiting For Interview Result :
Intehaa Ho Gai Intzaarki.
Aayinaaa Kuch Khabar Mere Yaarki.
Just Joined :
Tu Chiz Badi Hai Mast Mast.
After Some Time :
Ye Kahaan Aa Gaye Hum??
After Some More Time :
Naa Koyi Umang Hai,
Naa Koyi Tarang Hai,
Meri Jindagi Ek Kati Patang Hai
Floating The Resume :
Kabootar Ja Ja Ja.
Kabootar Ja Ja Ja.
Pehele Pyar Ki Peheli Chitthi.
Finally When You Don’t
Get A Better Offer Any Longer :
Jeena Yehaan, Marna Yehaan Iske Siwa Jaana Kahaa.!

Waah re aye mere bharat desh ki

Waah Re Aye Mere Bharat Desh Ki Naari
Ye Kaisi Lag Gayi Hai Aajkal Tujhe Bimaari
Khoyi Rehti Ho Humesa Jeans Aur Tshirt Mein
Kyun Pehan Na Bhul Gayi Woh Pyaari Si Saree
Jab Dekho Mashroof Si Rehti Ho Mack Up Mein
Kahan Gayi Woh Shadgi Woh Adaen Pyaar Wali
Ik Pal Ko Bhi Kabhi Khud Ko Andar Se Dekhti Nahi
Dusron Ki Hi Chugli Mein Bita Deti Hai Ghadiyan Sari
Acting Karne Mein Bhi Haan Koi Nahi Hai Inka Saani
Nakhre Aise Karti Hai Jaise Bus Ek Woh Hi Hai Bechari
Deen Raat Suna Suna Kar Masaeel Ki Woh Bhar Maar
Kar Deti Hai Hume Itna Pareshan Ye Lumbi Zuban Waali
Shadi Se Pehle Kitni Haseen Aur Roshan Hoti Hai Zindagi
Par Inke Aate Hi Bechare Pati Ki Kismat Ho Jaati Hai Kaali

Koi umaid bhar nahi ati suoorat nazer

Koi Umaid Bhar Nahi Ati
Koi Suoorat Nazer Nahi Ati
Exam Ka Ik Din Mukarar Ha
Neened Raat Bhar Nahi Ati
Pahale Ati The English
Ab Woo Be Nahi Ati
Koi To Baat Zaroor Ha Jo Chup Hoin
Kyo Ka Pachla Papar Main Fail Hoin
Exam Room Main Kasa Jao Ga Bata
Shram Phir Be Nahi Ati

Ye baat samajh main aai nahi aur

Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Aur Ammi Ney Samjhai Nahi
Main Kaisay Meethi Baat Karoon?
Jab Meethi Cheeez Khai Nahi
Aaapi Bhi Pakaati Hain Halwa
Woh Aakhir Kiyon Halwaai Nahi?
Bhayya Ki Mangni Ho Gai Kal
Kiyoon Kal Hi Dulhan Mangwaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Naani Ke Miyaan Jab Nana Hain
Dadi Ke Miyaan Jab Dada Hain
Tab Aapi Se Main Ne Poocha
Baaji Ke Miyaan Kiya Baaja Hain?
Woh Huns Huns Kar Yoon Kehnay Lagi
A Bhai Nahi Yeh Bhai Nahi
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aaai Nahi
Jab Naya Maheena Aata Hay
Bijli Ka Bill Aa Jaata Hay
Halaankey Baadal Bechaara
Ye Bijli Mufft Lutata Hay
Phir Hum Ne Apnay Ghar Bijli
Kiyoo Badal Se Lagwaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Agur Billi‚  Share Ki Khala Hay?
Phir Hum Ne Ussay Kiyoon Pala Hay?
Kiya Share Bohat Nalaayak Hay?
Khala Ko Maar Nikala Hay?
Ya Jungle Ke Raja Kay Yahaan
Kiya Milti Doodh Malaai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Kiyoon Lambay Baal Hain Bhaalu Ke?
Kiyoon Uss Ki Tind Kraai Nahi?
Kiya Woh Bhi Ganda Bacha Hay?
Ya Uss Ke Abbu Bhai Nahi?
Yeh Uss Ka Hair Style Hay?
Ya Jungle Main Koi Naai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Jo Taaray Jagmag Kartay Hain
Kiya Unn Ki‚  Chachee Taai Nahi?
Ho Ga Koi Rishta Sooraj Se?
Ye Baat Humain Batlaai Nahi
Par Chanda Kaisa Mamoo Hay?
Jab Ammi Ka Woh Bhai Nahi?
Ye Baat Samajh Main Aai Nahi
Aur Ammi Ne Samjhaai Nahi
Main Kesay Meethi Baat Karoon?
Jab Meethi Cheeji Khai Nahi

I said 1 she lets have fun

I Said 1 She Said Lets Have Fun,
I Said 2 She Said Remove Youe Shoe,
I Said 3 She Became Very Free,
I Said 4 She Said Close The Door,
I Said 5 She Sat On My Thigh,
I Said 6 She Gave Me A Kiss,
I Said 7 We Were In The Heaven,
I Said 8 She Was At The Hospital Gate,
I Said 9 She Said The Baby Was Fine,
I Said 10 She Said Lets Do It Again.
“I M Like A Dog,
U R Like A Flower,
I’ll Lift My Leg,
To Give U A Shower.”

Moor ker na dekh mujhe yoon hanstay

Moor Ker Na Dekh Mujhe
Yoon Hanstay Hanstay
Mere Dost Hain Baray Hoshiyaar
Keh Dengay Bhabhi Namaste

Dhoti Nay Kaha Pajamay Say
Hum Tum Banay Ek Dhaagay Say
Farq Sirf Itna Hai Hum Main
Main Khulti Hoon Pichay Say
Tum Khulti Ho Aaagay Say
Aashiq Kabhi Marta Nahi
Zinda Dafnaye Jaate Hain
Kabar Khod Kar Dekho To Woh
Intezaar Main Paaye Jaatay Hain

Humko biwi ne dandoon se mara peeth

Humko Biwi Ne Dandoon Se Mara Peeth Pe Nishani Maar Ki
Fod Dala‚  Sir Humara‚  Yeh Pat-Tiya Inaayat Sarkaar Ki
Ungli Todi Chapni Todi Tod Dali Meri Sab Haddiya
Raat Ko Gabra Ke Utha Jab Aayi Yaadein Maar Ki
Gussey Mein Aakar Biwi Ne Zor Se Mara Tappad Mujhey
Suj Ke Ho Gayi Thi Yeh Gaal Humari Lal Si
Sir Mein Mere Gumaad Hua Jab Pda Zor Se Belan Mujhey
Daanth Bhi Mera Toot Hi Gya Jab Hui Chamcho Ki Bochar Si
Naak Se Nikla Khoon Mere Gabra Ke Zameen Pe Gira
Toot Gyi Yeh Klai Meri Ho Gyi Halat Nassar Si
Baal Noch Ke Sir Ko Patka Mara Guusa Ankh Pe
Gal Pe Mere Nakuun Marey Di Nishani Pyaar Ki
Kadchiya Mari Garden Pe Aur Kanno Pe Marey Juttey
Tangey Mari Pet Mein Ki Hunter Ki Barsaat Si
Na Kabhi ‘Ta Umr Naam-E-Nikaah Lena Tu “Humtum”
Warna Teri Bhi Halat Hogi Ik Toti Foti Car Si

Net par bhent hui chat ka mausam

Net Par Bhent Hui Chat Ka Mausam Aaya
Kya Kahe Cat Ko Ab Rat Ka Mausam Aaya
Khirkiyaan Laangh Ke Majnu Se Mili Thee Laila
Khirkiyon Me Bhee Ye Chitchat Ka Mausam Aaya

Audio-Video Aur Icon Ki Badaulat Love Me
Jab Bani Jodiyaa Congrats Ka Mausam Aaya
Karo Enjoy Magar Yaad Ye Rakhna Dil Me
Raho Hushiyaar Bhee Ke Frod Ka Mausam Aaya
Pardadari Jo Rahi Thee Kabhi Love Ki Dushman
Camero Main Hain Wo Ab Kaid Ka Mausam Aaya
Bhai ‘Abbas’ Tumhari Kya Sunenge Wo Sab
Chalo Niklo Ke Naye Thread Ka Mausam Aaya

Kaun kehta hai mera mehboob ganja chaand

Kaun Kehta Hai Mera Mehboob Ganja Hai
Chaand Ke Sar Pay Bhi Kabhi Baal Hua Karte Hain
Na Pooch Guzre Hue Zamaane Ki Bhi Yaad Aaye
Tumhaari Chaand Se Jab Humaari Chaand Takraaye
Patthar Hai Woh Aankh Jo Kisi Se Lardi Na Ho
Woh Ishq Hi Kya Jis Mein Khatia Khardi Na Ho

Aaj shadi mein maizbanon na daigon gosht

Aaj Shadi Mein Maizbanon Na Daigon Gosht Banaya Hai
Mota Aa Gaya To Samjho Gosht Ka Safaya Hai
Mota Hai Itna Kai Dekh Kai Guman Hota Hai
Jaisay Kisi Nay Is Mein Gas Ka Cylinder Fit Karaya Hai
Us Say Pocho Kay Too Khata Hai Kyon Itnna To
Kehta Hai K Allah Nay Mujhay Khanay Ke Liya Banaya Hai
Weight Machine Pay Khara Hai Wazan Malom Karnay Ko
Aik Admi Khara Ho Machine Say Paigham Yeh Aaya Hai
Is Say Ziada Kuch Keh Nahi Sakta Us Ke Baray Main
Kionk Sara Gosht Us Nay Meray Samnay Beth Ke Khaya Hai

Many years ago when i was twenty

Many Many Years Ago
When I Was Twenty Three,
I Got Married To A Widow
Who Was Pretty As Could Be.
This Widow Had A Grown-Up Daughter
Who Had Hair Of Red.
My Father Fell In Love With Her,
And Soon The Two Were Wed.
This Made My Dad My Son-In-Law
And Changed My Very Life.
My Daughter Was My Mother,
For She Was My Father’s Wife.
To Complicate The Matters Worse,
Although It Brought Me Joy.
I Soon Became The Father
Of A Bouncing Baby Boy.
My Little Baby Then Became
A Brother-In-Law To Dad.
And So Became My Uncle,
Though It Made Me Very Sad.
For If He Was My Uncle,
Then That Also Made Him Brother
To The Widow’s Grown-Up Daughter
Who, Of Course, Was My Step-Mother.
Father’s Wife Then Had A Son,
Who Kept Them On The Run.
And He Became My Grandson,
For He Was My Daughter’s Son.
My Wife Is Now My Mother’s Mother
And It Makes Me Blue.
Because, Although She Is My Wife,
She’s My Grandma Too.
If My Wife Is My Grandmother,
Then I Am Her Grandchild.
And Every Time I Think Of It,
It Simply Drives Me Wild.
For Now I Have Become
The Strangest Case You Ever Saw.
As The Husband Of My Grandmother,
I Am My Own Grandpa!!

Sahwaag pad gaya hai thanda kab laaega

Sahwaag Pad Gaya Hai Thanda
Kab Laaega Wo Naya Phanda
Sachin Sahab Aaram Farma Rahe Hai
Team Ko Chod Kar Ghar Aa Rahe Hai
Ganguly Ka Ab Jake Louta Hai Form
Jab Kar Chuke Wo Itna Sara Aaram
Laxman Ki To Baat Niraali Hai
Us Se Achi To Uski Ghar Wali Hai
Dravid Ka Andaaz Hai Kuch Hut Ke
Mood Me Aaye To Dete Hai Sab Bowler Ko Phatke
Deewaar Naam Hai Jo Unka Sahi Hai Wo Nam
Sab Bowler Ki Aankho Me Wo Hai Khatke
Kaif Ne Kuch Khel Dikhaya Acha Hai
Saal Bhar Ke Liye Ab Team Me Paka Hai
Yuraaj Ground Pe Ab Kum Rukte Hai
Extra Milage Daal Ke Gaadi Me Dikhte Hai
Kartik Ka Ab Laga Hai Number
April May June Aur Sitember
Pathan Sahib Bade Chaye Hue Hai
Batsman Se Zyada Ladkiyo Ko Bhaye Hue Hai
Bhajji Sahab Kya Kamaal Kar Rahe Hai
Dhoti Phadkar Rumaal Kar Rahe Hai
Agarkar Ko Line Kab Milegi
Team Jab Bahar Ho Chuki Hogi
Nahra Ki Line Perfact Ho Gayi Hai
Yourkar Line Ab Set Ho Gayi Hai
Balaji Ne Diya Hai Dhoka
Ain Time Wapas Hai Louta
Gavaskar Ka Chance Ab Kum Lagta Hai
Field Se Zyada Wo Pavelien Me Dikhta Hai
Kya India Jeet Sakti Hai Icc Troffy
Agar Jeeti To Sab Ko Milegi Ek Ek Coffy

Ladkiyaan ladko ki band bajaati hain khushaal

Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Band Bajaati Hain
Khushaal Se Ladko Ko Khun Ke Aanso Rulaati Hain
Seedhe Chal Rahe Ho Ladke Toh Seh Nahi Paati Hain
Jab Tak Na Dekhe Mudke
Tab Tak Kapdo Mein Variety Laati Hain
Pyaar Kisi Se Aur Dost Hain Koi
Shadi Kisi Aur Se Kar Ke Nikal Jaati Hain
Aati Hain Yeh Paro Banke
Aur Hame Devdas Banaa Jaati Hain
Ladkiyaan Ladko Ki Band Bajaati Hain
Khushaal Se Ladko Ko Khun Ke Aanso Rulaati Hain
Ladkiyaan Hi Dil Lagana Sikhati Hain,
Aur Hame Nikamma Banaati Hain
Khud Na Jaane Hoti Hain Kaise Pass
Aur Hame Fail Kara Jaati Hain
Kaho Unke Bare Mein Jo Bhi Magar
Ladkiyaan Hi Jahan Ko Khoobsurat Banati Hain-Â….
Aisa Hona Hain Bhi Lajmee
Kyunki Fair N Lovely 15 Dino Mein Gora Jo Banaati Hain

Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se

Kabr Pe Behatasha Rote Hue Shakhs Se Humne Poochhaa,
Kis Ki Yaad Mein Ro Rahe Ho Is Bekadar?
Jaroor Koi Tumahaara Aziz Ya Dile-Jigar Raha Hoga,
Ya Phir Marhoom Bibi Ka Ghum Tumhe Khaa Raha Hoga

Shakhs Bola, Essi Koi Baat Nahin Hai,
Wafaai Aur Zazbaat Ki Takraar Nahin Hai
Hum Ye Baat Sunkar Chakraa Gaye,
Thode Girre Phir Sambhalaa Gaye
Poochaa ,Ye Raaz Humen Bhee Sunaayo
Apni Mashooka Ka Kissa To Farmaaayo
Bolaa,
Ye Meri Bibi Ke Pehle Pati Ki Kabr Hai,
Kon Thaa,Nahin Mujhe Iski Koi Khabr Hai
Zindaa Hota Aaj ‘Vo’,To Mein Aazad Hota,
Na Meraa Husn-E-Mahal Is Kadr Barbaad Hota
Al-Qaida Ke Kaidiyon Se Bhi Buraa Haal Hai,
Haath Paer Khulle Par Dil Zakhmon Se Laal Hai
Ae Mere Hamdard Aur Saathiyon,Kya Tumhne Ehsaas Hai,
Ke Shaadi Aur Wafaai, Is Zamaane Mein Itihaas Hai.
Jinki Ho Gai , Vo Pachhta Rahen Hain,
Jinki Nahin Hui, Vo Chakkra Rahe Hain
Third Wife Aur Fourth Husband Ka Zamaana Hai
Her Kids,My Kids And Our Kids Kya Anjaana Hai?
Apne Ko Pehchaan Lo ,’Living Together’ Ko Jaan Lo,
Laila Majnoo Ko Bhoolkar , Meri Baat Maan Lo.

Married men live longer than single do

Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men Do,
But Married Men Are A Lot
More Willing To Die.
A Woman Marries A Man Expecting He Will Change,
But He Doesn’t.
A Man Marries A Woman Expecting That She Won’t Change,
And She Does.

Jis din huaa pathaan ke murge kaa

Jis Din Huaa Pathaan Ke Murge Kaa Intaqaal
Daavat Ki Maulavi Ki Tab Aayaa Use Khayaal
Murdaar Murg Ki Hui Mullaah Ko Jab Khabar
Saaraa Badan Sulag Uthaa, Gaalib Huaa Jalaal
Kahane Lage Khilaaoge Mam Gosht?
Tum Ko Nahin Zaraa Bhi Shariyat Ka Kuchh Khayaal
Murdaar Gosht To Shariyat Men Hai Haraam
Jab Tak Na Zibaah Kijiye, Hotaa Nahin Halaal
Fatavaa Jab Apanaa Maulavi Saahab Sunaa Chuke
Jhunjhalaa Ke Khan Ne Kiyaa Tab Un Se Ye Sawaal
Kaisi Hai Aap Ki Ye Shariyat Bataaiye
Bande Ko Kar Diyaa Hai Khudaa Se Bhi Baa-Kamaal
Allaah Jis Ko Maar De, Ho Jaaye Vo Haraam
Bande Ke Haath Jo Mare, Ho Jaaye Vo Halaal

Tumhari bahut yaad aati hai pata nahi

Tumhari Bahut Yaad Aati Hai
Pata Nahi Kyo
Tumse Milne Ko Dil Karta Hai
Pata Nahi Kyo
Tumhe Dekhe Bina Din Acha Nahi Jaata
Pata Nahi Kyo
Mujhe Tum Behad Pasand Ho
Pata Nahi Kyo
Laila Ne Jawab Bheja
Tumhe Mere Charo Bhai Dhund Rahe Hai
Pata Nahi Kyo

Aarzoo e tamanna hai tujhe pane ki ki par

Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki…
Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki,
Par Tujhe To Baatein Aa Rahi Hain Zamaane Ki,
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun…
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun,
Par Tujhe To Padi Hai Abhi Bhi Khane Ki.
Na Tassvir Hai Tumhari Jo Deedar Kiya Jaaye,
Na Tum Paas Ho Jo Pyar Kiya Jaaye,
Yeh Koun Sa Dard Diya Hai Tumne,
Na Kuch Kahaa Jaye Aur Na Tum Bin Raha Jaaye….

Aye circuit jara band baaje wale ko

Aye Circuit Jara Band Baaje Wale Ko Bula
Zor Se Zabardasti Sedulhan Ke Baap Ko Utha Ke Laa
Karni Hai Shaadi Heroine Banegi Apun Ki Wife
Settle Karni Hai Jindgi Bole To Mast Ho Jaayegi Life
Jab Aayegi Dulhan Accha Khaana Pakaayegi
Circuit Bola Bhai Jaan Par Mina Dhabewali Naraz Ho Jayegi
Biwi Badi Pyaari Bole To Bikul Bachhi
Phir Na Jaane Kyun Lagti Hai Baju Wali Acchi
Kuch Saal Guzrege Sasuraa Saala Ash Karega
Anna, Pakiyaa Ko Chod Ke Sala Apun Apni Wife Se Ladegaa
Wife Jab Zyaada Natak Dikhaayegi Doonga Kaan Ke Niche
Biwi Tujhe Pata Nahi Abhi Bhi Jaya, Shaalu, Hai Mere Piche
Bankas Nahi Zyaada,Cricket Team Ki Amma Tujhe Banaaogaaa
Ek Ko Salaa Laden To Dusre Ko Daud Banaaooga
Interpole Ki Police Meri Beti Ka Pichaa Karegi
Lady Don Banke Duniyaa Me‚  Naam Roshan Mera Karegi
Aye Circuit Dekh Dekh Aaj Bhi Apni Wife Maal Lagti Hai
Powder Lipstic Lagaane Ke Baad To Budhi Bhi Kamaal Dikhti Hai
Aaj Bhi Apun Us Bhayanak Ghadi Ko Yaad Kartaa Hai
Jab Bhi Apun Apni Marraige Ka Certificate Dekhta Hai
Saari Umra Beet Gayii Saala Ek Jawaab Dhoodne Me
Expiry Date Kidhar Hota Hai Sala Marriage Certificate Me
Koi Bataaoo Mujhe Is Chudael Se Bachaao Mujhe
Aye Nahi Banaa Mujhe Kisika Pati Munaabahi Phir Se Banaao Mujhe
–Aashique

Holland hope our love lasts and never

H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action That Developed Into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless Of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U.
Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D.
Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Koshis too bahut ke par choda nahi

Koshis Too Bahut Ke Par Choda Nahi Jata Ye Dhu.A,
Har Kar Labo Pe Aa He Jata Hain Ye Dhu.A.
Mere Walid Ko Hain Yakeen Mein Aoro Jaisa Nahin,
Unke Har Yakeen Ko Dhu.E Mein Udata Hain Ye Dhu.A.
Mil Jaye Agar Kahi Dost Mujhe Mujhsa Kabhi ,
Phir Too Enn Phizaoo Mein Bikhar Jata Hain Ye Dhu.A
Mujhe Bhi Lagta Hain Mein Sanjay Dutt Se Kam Nahi,
Challa Ban Ke Jab Mere Mu Se Nikalta Hain Ye Dhu.A.
Ham Jante Hain Ye Maut Ka Saudagar Hain Lekin,
Banda Too Bas Jine Ke Liye Sulgata Hain Ye Dhu.A.
Aab Too Chod De Dastak Tu Es Dhu.E Se Dosti Apne,
Kisse Ke Masoom Akhoon Ko Rulata Hain Ye Dhu.A

Aap bhi mujhe yaad karo jaise har

Aap Bhi Mujhe Yaad Karo
Jaise Har Pal Maine Tujhe Yaad Kiya
Vaise Ek Pal Bhi Aap Waqt Apna Na Barbaad Karo
Hi This A A Cool Guy.
I Always Enjoy Every Moment Of Life.
I Hope U Are Feeling Fine.
If Not . Be Happy.
Live For This Moment

Hi i am your doctor sorry to

Hi, I Am Your Doctor…
Sorry To Inform U…
That U Have Brain Problem..
Ur Brain Has Two Parts..
……….Left &Right……….
Left Has Nothing Right In It..
& The Right Has Nothing Left In It..