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Love someone in pakistan romance should be

Love Someone In Pakistan,
Romance Should Be Done Only In Afganistaan,
Marriage Is For Rajasthan,
But Remember,….
Not To Increase Population In Hindustaan,
‘Coz…
Then There Will Be No Place 4 U In Kabristan.

Jo mujhe massage na kare alalh us

Jo Mujhe Massage Na Kare Alalh Kare Us Ka
Cpu Ka Fan Jal Jaaye
Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle
Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen
Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De
Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen
Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye
Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye
Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye
Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye
Aur Aur Aur Bas Itna Cafeee Hai
Itne Mein To Tum Zaroor Ek Massage Kar Doge

Dil me ek dard reh gaya

Dil Me Ek Dard Reh Gaya …….
Samander Nadiyo Me Beh Gaya ……
Hum Tab Se Bahut Pareshan Hai ……
Jabse Padosi Ka Ladka Ghar Aaker Humko Papa Keh Gaya……..

Ek baar ki baat hai teacher ne

Ek Baar Ki Baat Hai
Teacher Ne Beta Ramu Se Pucha
Bata Kaun Hai President
Ramu Bola Nahin Malum
Nikal Ja Boli Teacher
Gaya Ramu Bechara Principal Ke Pass
Boli Apni Probs
Naam Malum Nahin Hai President Ka
Principal Ne Nikaal Feka Baahar
Ramu Gaya Watchman Ke Pass
Bola Teacher Ne Nikala
Watchman Ne Puch Kyon
Bola Ramu President Namm Nahin Malum
Watchman Ne Nikaal Feka Skool Se
Gaya Ramu Beta Taxi Mein
Boli Apni Problem
Naam Nahin Pata President Ka
Isliye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Mujhe Feka Hai Baahar
Taxi Wala Ka Jawab Nahin Badla
Bola Nikal Idhar Se
Gaya Bechar Super Market Mein
Fir Batai Apni Problem
Bola Naam Nahin Malum President Ka
Isliye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Taxi Driver Ne
Bola Supermarket Wala Ne
Nikal Idhar Se
Fir Gaya Bechara
Airport Mein
Batai Apni Problem
President Ka Naam Nahin Pata
Is Liye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Taxi Driver Ne
Is Liye Super Market Wala Ne
Nikaal Feka Baahar
Idhar Bhi Kismat Na Palti
Idhar Bhi Equation Na Hui Ulti
Fir Bole Nikal Ja Baahar
English Mein Get Out Bhi Bol Diya
Fir Gaya Woh Thaka Hua Sa
Kuch Bikhra Bikhra Sa
Railway Platform Par
Mil Gaya Wahan Use Lalu Yadva
Puchat Hai Tum Kaun Hai
Fir Ramu Beta Problem Batat Hai
Bola President Ka Naam Malum Nahin
Is Liye Principal Ne
Is Liye Teacher Ne
Is Liye Watchman Ne
Is Liye Super Market Wala Ne
Is Liye Airport Walon Ne
Nikal Feka Bahar
Lallo Ji Bol Padat
Tum Tension Kahe Let Ho
Hum Hoon Na
Hum Change Nahin Karoonga
Nikal Jao Bahar
Bechara Ramu Beta Thaka Hara
Kuch Bikhra Bikhra Sa
Kar Raha Tha Cross Road
Ayi Door Se Tez Truck
Uda Gayi Bechare Ramu Ko
Bolo Isse Kya Seekh Milti Hai?

Ek baat kehni thi maine apse oh

Ek Baat Kehni Thi Maine Apse Oh Bidu
Dua Hai Ke Jaldi Hi Mile Apko Ek Joru
Hojayenge Phir Jaldi Hi 10-10 Bache
Aur Aap Baith Kar Aram Se Bajayenge Damru
Biwi Ki Shopping Aur Bacho Ka Rona Roz Roz
Dono Hi Kar Denge Apko Itna Bequabu
Subhe Jab Hojayegi Pure Ghar Ki Safai
To Kitchen Me Aap Chalayenge Sabziyon Pe Chaku
Umar Beet Jayegi Apki Yeh Sochte Sochte
Ke Bola Na Hota Maine Kabhi Isko Kabhi Ilu Ilu
Kosenge Mujhe Aur Man Me Roz Pochenge Ek Sawal
Ke Yeh Kaisi Dua Di Hai Tumne Mujhe Oh Meenu

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote

Pyar Ke Sitaare Jab Gardish Mein Hote Hai
Laila Ghar Mein Aur Majnoo Project Testing Kar Rahe Hote Hai
Teri Yaad Me Sanam Raat Bhar Humne To Wine Piya
Teri Yaad Me Sanam Raat Bhar Humne To Wine Piya
Kabhi Offline To Kabhi Online Piya

Project Extend Ho Gaya To Kya Ho Jaata Hai?
Are Tankha Milti Hai Aur Timepass Ho Jata Hai..
Vc Aaye To Vb Mein Daal Do,
Vc Aaye To Vb Mein Daal Do
Seedhe Seedhe Sabko Museebat Mein Daal Do
Badli Hai Duniya , Kuch Mein Bhi Badal Gaya Hoon
Pahle Bekaar Tha Ab S/w Programmer Ban Gaya Hoon
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Message Aanna Band Hai…….
Aap Hi Humse Naraz Hain Ya Web Server Band Hai…….

Enjoy these filmi definations pentiumii amp pentium

Enjoy These Filmi Definations,
Pentiumii & Pentium I :== Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
An Employee Who Signs A Bond :== Bandhan
An Employee Who Is Ready To Sign A Bond :== Dulhan Banu Main Teri
An Employee Without Signing Bond :== Kachche Dhage
Sister Concern :== Judwa

Boss Se To Employees When Asked For Increment :== Kuch Kuch Hota Hain
An Employee Who Works Sincerely :== Dil Se
An Employee Who Is Ready To Leave His Job :== Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
A Project Having Two Projects Leaders :== Aik Phool Do Mali
An Employee Without Accommodation :== Pardesi Babu
Password :== China Gate
Super User Password :== Gupt
An Employee Who Sticks To A Company For More Than 3 Years :== Amar Prem
Bill Gates :== Hum Se Badh Kar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation :== Ustadon Ke Ustad
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V :== Duplicate
An Employee On Probation :== Paying Guest
Ctrl + Alt + Del :== Aakhri Raasta
An Employee Who Frequently Changes The Company :== Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
Group Leader :== Khal Nayak
Backup :== Jagte Raho
Dos & Windows :== Do Raaste
F1 :== Guide
Internet Door :== Gagan Ki Chav Main
Operator Vs Computer :== Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 :== Bade Dilwala
Undelete :== Naya Jeewan
Project Incharge :== Mohra
An Employee Ho Falls In Love During His Posting In Foreign Country :== Love In
Tokyo
An Employee Who Left The Job Without Informing :== 9 Do 11 Nau Do Gyarah
Mail Merge In Ms Word :== Sangam
Server :== Godfather
Interview :== Muqabla
Result Of Interview :== Kadwa Sach
An Employee Who Fails To Get Visa :== Hero Hindustani
Visa :== Border
A System Infected By Virus :== Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha
Anti Virus Kit :== Soldier
System Without Ram :== Kora Kagaz
Temporary File :== Khote Sikke
A System Which Frequently Requires Bootable Disk :== Sharabi
A Computer For The Virus :== Piya Ka Ghar
Hard Disk Vs Floppy Disk :== Gharwali Baharwali
Boss Having Less Knowledge Than Employee :== Baap Numbari Beta Dus Numbari

Main huin jis haal me ai sanam

Main Huin Jis Haal Me Ai Sanam Rehne Dein
Teg Mat De Mere Haathon Me Qalam Rehne De
Main To Shayar Hun Mera Dil Hain Bahot Hi Naajuk
Main Patake Se Hi Mar Jaaunga ‘Bam’ Rehne De

Mahabuub Vaadaa Kar Ke Bhii Aayaa Na Dosto
Kyaa Kyaa Kiyaa Na Ham Ne Yahaa.N Us Ke Pyaar Me.N
Murge Churaa Ke Laaye The Jo Chaar “Sagar”
“Do Aarazuu Me.N Kat Gaye, Do Intazaar Me.N”

Patni ne pati se itra ke laja

Patni Ne Pati Se Itra Ke Laja Ke Bade Pyaar Se Poocha
Aji Kahiye To Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu
Pati Bechare Ne Majbooran Nazre Uthayee
Kisi Tarah Sach Kehne Ki Himmat Jutaiee
Par Aakhir Me Thak Har Kar
Apni Sachchaiee Ka Gala Ghoth Kar
Kadwe Ghoot Pee Kar Muskaraya Aur Bola
Ati Sundar Priye

Dekh kar nigah e goli zamane ki aaj than

Dekh Kar Nigah-E-Goli Zamane Ki
Aaj Than Li Hai Humne Nahane Ki
Ae Begum Na Ho Tu Humse Naraz
Aaj Badal Denge Halat Ghuslkahne Ki
Nahate Huye Ho Gyi Baniyan Jo Gili
Dund Rha Hoon Jagah Usse Shukhane Ki
Sukha Liya Humne Apne Gesuoon Ko
Ab Baari Hai Unmein Tel Lagane Ki
Subho Begum Ne Uth Ke Dande Se Pita
Halat Jo Karab Ho Gyi Thi Sirhane Ki

Dosti ki hai to tum usko nibhaya

Dosti Ki Hai To Tum Usko Nibhaya Kerna
Phool Ulfat Kae Chehersimt Khilaya Kerna
Maut Aayae Bhi To Hum Door Na Hoangae Tum Sae
Dil Sae Tum Yaad Hamari Na Mitaya Kerna

Maal-O-Zar Nahin,Daulat Bhi Nahin
Piyaar Hi Piyaar Ulfat Main Lutaya Kerna
Tum Sae Milna To Kisi Haal Main Mumkin Hi Nahin
Hosakae Dost To Khawaboan Main Bulaya Kerna
Dost Kae Bhaes Main Miltae Hain Yahan Per Dushman
Haath Ghaeroan Sae Hergiz Na Milaya Kerna
Aankh Main Aansoo Ki Tarah,Seep Main Moti Ki Tareh
Raz Ki Baat Ko Mehfil Sae Chupaya Kerna

i love you kehna kohi mamuli baat

“I Love You” Kehna Kohi Mamuli Baat Nahi Hota
Bolna Ho To Such Ho ,Bina Matlab Ke Mooh Mat Kholo!
Asuon Chahe Gam Ki Ho Ya Kushi Ki
Asuon To Asuon Hi Hotein Hai
Ayenge To Unko Ponch Lo
Lekin Agar Galti Aapki Ho To Dusron Ko Karne Do
Kiss Is Not Like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi…Dil Mangey More
Kiss Is Not Like Nike…Just Do It Lo

Roz nikaltaa hoon teri galiyon se tamana e husn

Roz Nikaltaa Hoon Teri Galiyon Se
Tamana-E-Husn Ko Dil Machaltaa Hai
Teri Chokhat Par Aakar Sar Uthaata Hoon
Buddha Roz Balcony Mein Aa Nikaltaa Hai
Ek Roz Aayegaa Kuch Kar Jaaunga
Teri Ulfat Mein Budhhe Se Bhi Lad Jaaungaa
Chaandni Raat Mein Hogi Mulaaqaatein
Tujhe Chute Hi Bagal Ka Alarm Chaltaa Hai.

Ye post khaas kar newyorker ke liye

Ye Post Khaas‚  Kar Newyorker Ke Liye Hai
Aaj Unki Shadi Hai Mubarak Ho Janab
Aap Jaldi Aaye Yahan Per Mitai De Jiye
Humara Zahar Pee Wala Koi Nahin Hai
Aap Hi The Humara Zahar Roz Peete The
Aur Jab Aap Yahan Aaye To Ye Karna
Phele Apne Biwi Ka Zahar Pee Ke Aane
Aur Yahan Aake Mere Zahar Pee Lena
Congrat Newyorker Ji Shaddi Mubarak Ho
Aur Aap Aur Apki Bivi Sada Khus Rehein Ye Dua Hai Hum Yoindians Se

I start my day by sitting on

I Start My Day By Sitting On A Chair,
Giving My Monitor A Hard,Cold Stare,
By Evening Im Done With Another Coding,
Oh! This Has Become A Routine So Boring.
Like All, I Entered This Field With Great Hope,
Jobs Were Many And There Was Plenty Of Scope,
Dreams Of Joining The Likes Of Gates,
And A Chance To Make Money In The States.
Thus, I Entered The World Of Bytes,
Only To Realize That Reality Bites,
Coz A Programmer’s Life, Isnt All That Cozy,
he Bed Of Software, Isnt All That Rosy.
Seeing The Monitor All Day N Night,
Have Taken The Power Of My Eyesight,
Late To Bed N Late To Rise,
Has Made Me Wealthy, But Not Healthy N Wise.
Working Holidays, Busy Weekends,
No Time For Family, No Time For Friends,
My Job Steals Most Of My Time,
Helplessly, I Watch This Crime.
Just For Few Bits Of Money,
I Forego Those Moments With My Honey,
When I Should Be Out – Having Fun,
I Am Telling A Comp, Whats To Be Done.
I Hate U, Yet I Cant Get Away,
Coz, I Need The Money U Pay,
God, To Thee I Pray,
If There Be One – Show Me The Way…..

Doob te ko tinkey ka sahara chahiye

Doob Te Ko Tinkey Ka Sahara Chahiye
Shadi Ke Liye Behnon Ka Ek Ishara Chahiye
Hazar Nuks Nikalti Hain Larki Ke Chahre Mein
Koi Pooche To Un Se Kia Sitara Chahiye
Chaar Shararon Se Baat Nahi Banne Wali
Saath Main To Un Ko Ek Khatara Chahiye
Behno Karo Khayal Kam Hogaye Hain Baal
Warna Kahen Ge Woh Larka Hamen Karara Chahiye
Kitni Bar Kaha Baaji Larki Hai Yehi Behter
Mujhe Bhi To Aakhir Gunahon Ka Kuffara Chahiye
Tum Bhi Sunlo Larki Walon Yeh Daastaaan
Phir Na Kehna Hamen Interview Doobara Chahiye
Ab To Reh Guzar Main Aakay Par Gaya Hoon
Le Jao Jis Ko Bhi Yeh Baaboo Bichara Chahiye
Kyun Dikhayi Larki Walon Ki Itni Sharafat Tune ‘Sam’
Woh Kehte Hain Humen Larka Thora Aawara Chahye

Aay haseen larki tere honton per yeh

Aay Haseen Larki
Tere Honton Per Yeh Gulabi Lipstick
Tere Nain Katoron Mein Laga Hua Kajal
Aur Isi Kajal Ka Honton Kay Paas Til
Tere Lambay Lambay Jhumkay
Teri Nazuk See Bindiya
Na Jaanay Kitnon Kay Dil Ko Loot Ti Hogi
Per Mujhay Yeh Bilkul Attract Nahin Karti
Kyunki In Mein Say Koi Bhi Cheez
Tumnay Kabhi Bhi
Meri Shop Say Nahin Khareedi

Ab laut aho sajaan kai tum sai

Ab Laut Aho Sajaan
Kai Tum Sai Bichra Baraas Gozar Gahai
Kai Tum Sai Mila Baraas Gozar Gahai
Mah Tera Houn Tera Hona Ehsaan Nahi
Ab In Moshkoloh Ko Ahsaan Kar
Ab Laut Aho Sajaan
Ab Laut Aho Sajaan

Jindagi ke haseen mod pe is se

Jindagi Ke Haseen Mod Pe, Is Se Behtar Mauka Kahan?
Ki Hum Sab Kuch Bhool Kar, Internet Pe Mil Rahe Yahaan!
Shayad Isi Liye Hum Raat Ko Jaag, Subah Soyaa Kar Rahe…
Ki Jinse Mile Hi Nahin, Unse Milne Ki Sapne Dekh Rahe

Tum bin hum aise hain jaise loota

Tum Bin Hum Aise Hain
Jaise Loota Hua Koi Bank
Jaise Paani Ka Khaali Tank
Jaise Bin Cpu Ke Computer
Jaise Bin Pahiye Ke Scooter
Jaise Bin Goli Ke Bandook
Jaise Bin Pages Ke Book
Jaise Bin Battery Ke Torch
Jaise Bin Chaabi Ke Lock
Jaise Bin Dhaar Ka Chaaku
Jaise Bin Daadhi Mooch Ka Daaku
Jaise Bin Petrol Ke Gaadi
Jaise Bin Bagh Ke Maali
Jaise Bin Battery Ke Torch
Jaise Bin Chaabi Ke Lock
Jaise Bin Teeli Ke Machis
Jaise Bin Sugar Ke Sweet Dish
Jaise Bin Sabji Ke Katora
Jaise Bin Besan Ke Pakora
Jaise Bin Namak Ke Daal
Jaise Bin Khopdi Ke Baal

Babul ke duaein laiti ja tujh ko

Babul Ke Duaein Laiti Ja Ja Tujh Ko Shohar Kangal Melay Maika He
Hamaisha Yaad Aye Susral Ma Itni Daant Melay Yaad Aye Yahan Ke
Murghi Tujhay Wahan Pay Chanay Ke Daal Melay Tu Boll Ha Table
Tanis Ke Ja Tujh Ko Pati Foot Boll Melay Babul Ke Duaein Laiti Ja
Ja Tujh Ko Shohar Kangal Melay Hey Girls Don”t Mind Ok Just Kiddin.