Funny Shayri

Mujhe teri mohabbat ka sahara mil gaya

Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ka Sahara Mil Gaya Hota-Â…
Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ka Sahara Mil Gaya Hota-Â…
To Aaj Mujhe America Ka Green Card Mil Gaya Hota
Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ka Sahara Mil Gaya Hota-Â…
Mujhe Teri Mohabbat Ka Sahara Mil Gaya Hota-Â…
To Aaj Mein Do Bachhon Ka Baap Ban Gaya Hota

Tere yeh khoobsurat gehari ankhon main doob

Tere Yeh Khoobsurat Gehari Ankhon Main Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai ,
Mager Darta Hoon Ke Koi Bachaye Nahi To Kya Karoon Wahase??
Tere Yeh Ghane Badal Jyse Jhulfoon Main Chup Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai ,
Par Kya Karoon Mujhe Andhe Re Se Dar Lagta Hai .
Tere Lubon Ke Muskaan Ban Ker Rehne Ke Jee Chahta Hai ,
Mager Dar Lagta Hai Kahi Phisal Najavoon Tere Lipstick Ke Sahare??
Tere Dil Main Reh Kar Tere Dhadhkan Banjane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
Par Dar Lagta Hai Khoone Ki Raftar Se Mera Dum Ghoot Na Jaye.

Hia khawhish agar chappal ki to dila

Hia Khawhish Agar Chappal Ki To Dila Kyun Nahee Dete
Begum Ko Musibat Se Bacha Kyun Nahee Lete
Pooche Agar Koi Mochi Naap Begum Ka
Peeth Par Jo Naqsha Hai Woh Dekha Kyun Naheen Dete
Aulaad Ko Dhande Se Lagaa Kyun Nahee Dete
Book Haath Mein Chande Ki Thama Kyun Nahee Dete
Lucha Hai Lafanga Hai Agar Aapka Potta
Basti Ka Use Leader Bana Kyun Nahee Dete

A confusion has confused my mind which

A Confusion Has Confused My Mind, Which Is Already Confused With Some Confusion.
I Don-‘t Know Why This Confusion Has Confused My Confused Mind. If My Confusion Has Confused Your Mind,
Then Try To Get A Solution For My Confusion To Rectify My Confused Mind.
If My Confuse Message Didn-‘t Confuse You Then Be Happy Thinking That A Confused Message Didn-‘t Confuse U,
Which Really Confused Me. Any Confusion In This Message! Then Confuse Others. Happy Confusion.

Kabsey aashiq dhoop mein thairaa jaatey kya

Kabsey Aashiq Dhoop Mein Thairaa Jaatey Kya Aapa
Yaa Phir Usku Chaanw Ke Andar Laatey Kya Aapa
Shabbo Boli Padha Likha Hai, Acchey Ghar Ka Hai
Khidki Sey Usku Surat Dikhlatey Kya Aapa
Subhaa Se Thaira Paap Bichaara Bhukka Hunga Un
Haat Sey Apne Do Niwaaley Khilatey Kya Aapa
Khat Laaya Un Rang Biranga Jaakey Lelo Tum
Uskey Andar Kya Likhya Batlatey Kya Aapa
Dubai Key Woh Takhley Motey Sey In Ich Achha Hai
Ek Nazar Tum Ammi Ku Dikhlaatey Kya Aapa
Ittey Acchey Phool Rakha To Masal Ke Chaldiye Tum
Ek Phool Zara Tum Baaloun Mein Lagatey Kya Aapa
Ai Bichaara Achhaich Hai Na Aisa Karrain Tum
Issey Achha Abba Dhundhkey Laatey Kya Aapa
Garmi Sey Pyaasa Hunga Ji Chaanw Bhi Nai Hai Waan
Chotey Sey Usku Pani Bhijwatey Kya Aapa
Ghar Ku Achhi Nisbat Aayi Jaane Nakko Do
Tum Nakko To Meri Baat Chalaatey Kya Aapa

Aaj vo kitni sundar dikti thi she

Aaj Vo Kitni Sundar Dikti Thi
She Was Nice And Sexy
I Held Her And Kissed Her
Phir Vo Mere Niche Leti Thi
Maine Uske Upar Tha
Vo Kitni Naram Aur Gharam Thi
Dont Get Excited It Was Only A Bed Sheet

I do not need a ing

I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man
I-‘ll Get One Later
If I Can.
I Do Not Need
A Man At All
I Do Not Need One,
Short Or Tall.
Not In A House,
Not In A Van,
I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man.
Not On The Couch
Not In My Bed
I-‘d Rather Sleep
Alone Instead
I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man
I Tried It Once ~
He Turned And Ran
I Do Not Need
One Here Or There
I Do Not Need
One Anywhere
I Do Not Need
A_ _ _ _ing Man
There Must Be
A Better Plan
Not One At Work
Not One At Play
I Do Not Need One
Night Or Day
I-‘ve Said It Once
I-‘ve Said It Twice
A World Without Them
Could Be Nice
Black Men, White Men,
Men In Blue
I Am Through With
All Of You
Even Though They
Make Me Drool
I-‘m Not A Fan Of
The Dating Pool
I Would Not Could Not
Be A Fool
Even For The
Biggest Tool
Now Thanks To
My New Vibrator
You _ _ _ _ing Man
I-‘ll See You Later
I-‘ll Try My Hardest
Not To Care
Even If He Stands
There Bare!!
I Do Not Need
A _ _ _ _ing Man
That Is Where My
Plight Began

Salaman ne kaha maine pyar kiya phir

Salaman Ne Kaha Maine Pyar Kiya
Phir Bola Andaz Aapna Aapna
Phir Hum Sath Sath Hai
Phir Bola Hum Aapke Hai Kaun
Phir Dil De Chuke Sanam
Phir I Am‚  Feeling Very Proudly(Garv)
Phir Bola Phir Milange
Phir Milker Bolatere Naam Zindigi
Phir Bola’ Mujhse Saddi Karogi’
Pata Nahi Samajhta Kya Hai Aapne Aap Ko
Use Nahi Pata‚  Humara Kyuki
Phir‚  Bhi‚  Dil Hai Hindustani

Dekhney walay dang reh jayeyngey naak bhi

Dekhney Walay Dang Reh Jayeyngey
Naak Bhi Jaisey Choti Payi
Tulsi Ab Dadi Hai
Batey Ki Umar Adhi Hai
Phir Bhi Jawani Wohi
Kyun Ke Chaag Bhi Kabhi Dahi Thi
Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahoo Thi
Har Haftay Main Ghar Badaltay Hain
Mandira K Mandir Main Miltay Hain
Barson Bit Jatay Hain
Nayi Biwi Latay Hain
Phir Bhi Kahani Wohi Wohi Wohi Wohi
Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

Jahan dekho jise pad raha hai zindagi

Jahan Dekho Jise Dekho Pad Raha Hai
Zindagi Ki Tarif Men Kaseede Pe Kaseede
Arre‚  Aap Bhi‚  Aakhir App Bhe‚  To
Wo Hi Hai Na Ha..Ha Ha Pagal‚  Pagal‚  Pagal
Aur Nahi To Kiya‚  Yekin Nahi Aata
To Chalo‚  Mere Sath Aaiye Mehrbaan‚  Kadradaan.
Wo Dekhiye‚  Wahan Us Chai Ki Dukan Par Jee Haan
Wo Hi Hai Zindgiiiii Ha..Ha..Ha.. Chonkiye Mat
Wo Jo Maile Kuchele Kapdo Men Lipta
Ek Kishor‚  Ek Maa Ka Beta Bhav-Viheen Chehra Liye
Jo Utha Raha Hai Murda Logo Ko Chai Peela Peela Kar Ha..Ha
Wohi Hai Saswat Zindagi Ab Jara Udhar Nazar Daaliye
Arre‚  App To Dar Gaye? Wo Shut-Boot Wale Babu Kidhar Gaye?‚  Khair .
Ab Zanab Ese Dekhiye Ss..Ss..Ss..Dheere Boliye Ye Beekharin Nahi
Maa Hai..Ek Bete Ki Maa Ante Hain Kiski? Babu Ji Ki Maa Ha..Ha..Ha..
Babu Ji Ne Nai Bibi Ko Gale Laga Liya Aur Es Jan’nee Ko
Ghar Se Bhaga Diya Pata Hai Kiyon ? Kiyonki Ye Hi Takaza-E-Zindagi
Ha..Ha..Ha.. Ha..Ha..Ha..Sab Bhag Gaye Kaaayrooo
Kaha Tak Bhagoge‚  Har Kadam Har Dagar Har Mod Par Milegi
Tumhe‚  Muh Chiddati Ye Zindagi.

1 ae ji 2 o 3 sunte

1. Ae Ji
2. O Ji
3. Sunte Ho Ji
4. (Name) Ke Papa
5. Darling
6. Suniye Ji
7. Maine Kaha Sunte Ho
Main Kiya Kitthe Mar Gaya Satt Awajaan Mariyaan Sunda Ki Nahi
Hun To Aavenga Ya Main Aawaan……….

Hello darling hum tumpe marela hai peeche

Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumko Coffee Pilane Ko
Coffee Bhi Ready Sugar Bhi Ready
Doodh Fatela Haifatela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tum Ko Sair Karane Ko
Gadi Bhi Ready Driver Bhi Ready
Tyre Fatela Haifatela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tumpe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumko Kiss Karne Ko
Tum Bhi Ready Hum Bhi Ready
Public Khadela Hai Khadela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tum Pe Marela Hai
Ji Karta Hai Tumhare Sang Shaadi Manane Ko
Pandit Bhi Ready Hum Bhi Ready
Baap Adela Haiadela
Hello Darling Hello Hum Tum Pe Marela Hai
Peeche Mud Ke Dekh Tera Deewana Khadela Hai

1 munnabhai ca 2 hamara ledger aapke

1. Munnabhai C.A.
2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai
3. Kaho Na Depreciation Hai
4. Journal Se Balance Sheet Tak
5. Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit
6. Hum Tax De Chuke Sanam
7. Kya Yehi Credit Period Hai?
8. Main A/cs Ki Diwani Hoon
9. Maine Divide Kiya
10. Maine Divide Kiyun Kiya
11. Jab Jab Discount Mile
12. Petty Cash Apna Apna
13. Bill Hai Ke Pass Hota Nahin
14. Hum Hai Accountant Bekaar Ke
15. Jo Tally Hua Wohi Trial Balance
16. Bus Itna Sa Byaz (Intrest) Hai
17. Tera 500 Ka Note Chal Gaya
18. Dhai Akshar Byaz Ke
19. Tally 6.3 Instal Karke Rakhna
20. Ab Tumahare Hawale Pura Account Saathiyo
21. Balance Sheet Ki Kasam
22. Kiyu Tally Ho Gaya Na
23. Satte Pe Attha
24. Calculator Sirf Mere Liye
25. Mujhe Kuchh Likhna Hai
26. Solve Karo To Cash Lo.
27. Salary Ke Liye Saala Kuchh Bhi Karega
28. Accountant Tune Kya Kiya
29. Rehna Hai Tally Karke
30. Bill Vill Byaz Vyaz.

Tum bhee becaharahum becahara fittay mu tumharafittay

Tum Bhee Becahara,Hum Bhee Becahara
Fittay Mu Tumhara,Fittay Mu Hamara
Hum Ne Usay Dekha Angal Badal Kar
Us Ne Hamay Mara Sandle Badal Kar
Dil Kay Armaa Aanso’oo May Bah Gaye
Un Ka Bachay Hamay Mamu Kah Gaye
Hum Nay Tumhay Dil Diya Dildar Samajh Kar
Tum Kha Gaye Is Ko Naswaar Samajh Kar
Dabbay May Dabba Dabbay May Khargosh
Nana Nay Aankh Mari Nani Behosh
Khuda Karay Sab Haseenaao Ke Baap Mar Jaeen
Maut Ka Bahana Ho Aur Hum In Kay Ghar Jaeen
Ishq Kay Samander Main Ghota Lagaya
Pani Both Thanda Tha Main Bahar Nikal Aya
Un Ki Gali Say Guzray,Ajab Ittefaq Tha
Unho Nay Phool Phanka,Gamla Bhi Saath Tha
Log Kehtay Hain Kayamat Kay Din Marr Jaeen Gay
Hum Bhi Bohot Chalaak Hai,Mangi Thallay War Jaeen Gay
Wo Ankh Bari Pyaari Thi Jo Hum Nay Usay Mari Thi
Wo Sandle Bari Bhari Thi Jo Us Nay Hamay Mari Thi

Kaisey batao mein tumhey key tum merey

Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Liya Kaun Ho
Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Liya Kaun Ho
Walls Ki Icecream Ho,,,,Polka Ki Coan Ho,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kaisey Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Puraney Dhead Ho..
Ek Bhut Bari Phateeek Hooo.
Tum Aurangi,Tum Kaurangi,Tum Hi Ho Meri Nagan Chourangi.
Lyari Ki Tum Gandh Ho, Manhora Ki Tum Thand Ho, Kimarri Ka Tum Band Ho.
Tum Kharadar . Tum Meethadar Tum Hi Goli Maar Ho, Apni Dhoti Aur Shalwar Ho.
Mera Nanek Wara Tum…Mera Patel Para Tum, Mera Chakya Wara Tum
Mera Bhaisoo Ka Bara Ho Tum, 2 Ka Pahara Ho Tum, Gujra Wala Ka Akhara Ho Tum,,,,,Aur Apney Hi Pajamey Ka Nara Ho Tum
Aur Tum Musa Lane Mein….Tum Jetlane Mein…Tum Ransho Lane Mein…Tum Jacab Lane Mein….Aur Tum Hi Khalat Lane Mein!
Meri Kupi Tum,,,Meri Chars Tum,,Meri Saifullah Key Addey Ki Sulfi Tum..
Meri Khadar…Tum Merey Liya Thaat Hoo,,,,,Merey Liya Hydrabad Ki Bhambat Hoo.
Tum Hi Chewra…Tum Hi Nukti Daney…Tum Hi Halwa Soun Ho
Tum Hi Ghutka ….Tum Hi Mainporri……Tum Hi Mix Pati Ka Paan Ho
Kaisye Batao Mein Tumhey Key Tum Merey Kaun Hoo
Lalu Khet Mein Rhetey Ho Tum……Defence Ka Khetey Ho Tum
Larkyoo Ko Lambi Lambi Chortein Ho Tum…
Aray Hamesha Sey Ho Khuar Tum…..Ho Sardiyoon Ka Bukhar Tum
Shikaar Pur Ka Achar Tum……..Pehswar Ki Naswaaar Tum….
Sawad Ka Meva Ho Tum..Khanpur Ka Khoya Ho Tum
Multan Ha Halwa Ho Tum….Matyari Ka Mawa Ho Tum
Bhawalpur Ka Doodh Ho ……Larkanney Ka Amrood Ho
Thatta Ki Rabri Ho………..Tandoadam Ki Kakri Hoooo..
Aur Kisi Hindua Ki Chitah Ki Lakri Ho.
Aur Aur Pia Ka Chahaz Ho….Jo Kabeh Waqt Per Nahi Milti Wo Parwaaz Ho
Jo Hamesha Short Rehti Hai Wo Payaz Ho……..
Aur Is Mehangai Key Daur Mein Sawa Rupey Ki Nayaz Ho..
Aur
Mera Aghaz Tum…Mera Anjam Tum….Mera Public Evening Speacial…Mera Perjam Tum ..Mera Awam Tum…Tum Hi Omet..Tum Hi Jurat-Â…-Â…..Tum Hi Jisarat…Tum Hi Naw-E-Waqt………..
Jung Ho Aman Ho Khabreyin Ho Ya Dawan Ho
Kaisye Batao Mein Tum Key Tum Merey Liye Kaun Ho…
Aur Ye Young Generation Keliye Ab….
Mein Rukta Bus Tum Ko Hooo,,,,,,Mein Tukta Bus Tum Ko Hooo
Mein Kadta Bus Tum Ko Hooo,,,,,,,Mein Bhoukta Bus Tum Hooo
Tum Hi Mera Kal They …….Tum Hi Mera Ajj Hoooooooo
Tum Hi Marshallah,,Tum Hi Jamureat,,Tum Hi Governer Raaj Hoo.
Aur
Meri T.T Tum…..Mera Mauzer Tum
Mera Repeater Tum..Mera Rocket Launcher Tum
Tum Hi Meri Klishenkoof Ho Tum Hi Meri Soooch Hooo
Merey Pao Ko Mooch Hoooo….9 Rupey Wali Coach Hooo
Her Vespa Mein Tum…..Her Rakshay Mein Tum
Taxi Mein Tum….Mazda Mein Tum….Truck Mein Tum…Traller Mein Tum
Meri Honda 50 Ho Tum…Meri 70 Tum………..Lahore Ka Tanga Ho Tum..
Sakhar Ki Suzuki Ho Tum.
Aur Kiya Batoo Meri Jaan Tum Sab Merey Lya Kiya Hoooo
Aray Tum To Poora Pakistan Hoooo
Karachi Ki Jaaaaan Hooooo
Shers.In Ki Pehchaan Hooooooo.

Tanhaaiyon mein aksar aansoo baha rahe hai

Tanhaaiyon Mein Aksar Aansoo Baha Rahe Hai
Duniya Ke Liye Phir Bhi Ham Muskura Rahe Hai
Khud Ka Koi Wajood Ho, Hasrat Thi Kabhi Hamari
Mohabbat Mein Unka Saaya Sa Bante Jaa Rahe Hai
Woh Na Rukenge Aaj Bhii, Maluum Hai Lekin
Dil Ko Behlaana Hai, Is Liye Bulaa Rahe Hai
Majbooriyon Ki Duniya Mein Khoye Rahenge Woh
Ham Hai Ke Intezaar Mein Jeevan Bita Rahe Hai
Kal Hamari Khushiyon Ko Jo Kehte The Apni Duniya
Aaj Hame Bhool Kar Duniyadaari Nibha Rahe Hai

Tum sirf ho aur tumhari batein zaise

Tum Sirf Tum Ho Aur Tumhari Batein,
Zaise Zhilmil Sitaron Se Jagmagati Chandni Raten,
Aur Mere Liye Es Duniya Mein Hai Bhi Kya ,
Mein Aur Meri ” Stupid Busyness” Ke Siva,
Sirf Ye Baten Hi To Hein Zo Har Vaqt Ek Ahsaas Ki Tarha,
Hein Mere Saath Es Internet Ke Inderjaal Mein,
Ya Phir Meri Bibi Zo Har Etwaar Ki Subha Mujhe Yaad Karati Hai,
Suno Ji Zaldi Uttho Sabji Mandi Nahi Chalna Kya,
Aajkal Sabjiyan Kitni Mahegi Ho Gayi Hein.

Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se

Kabr Pe Behatasha Rote Hue Shakhs Se Humne Poochhaa,
Kis Ki Yaad Mein Ro Rahe Ho Is Bekadar?
Jaroor Koi Tumahaara Aziz Ya Dile-Jigar Raha Hoga,
Ya Phir Marhoom Bibi Ka Ghum Tumhe Khaa Raha Hoga

Shakhs Bola, Essi Koi Baat Nahin Hai,
Wafaai Aur Zazbaat Ki Takraar Nahin Hai
Hum Ye Baat Sunkar Chakraa Gaye,
Thode Girre Phir Sambhalaa Gaye
Poochaa ,Ye Raaz Humen Bhee Sunaayo
Apni Mashooka Ka Kissa To Farmaaayo
Bolaa,
Ye Meri Bibi Ke Pehle Pati Ki Kabr Hai,
Kon Thaa,Nahin Mujhe Iski Koi Khabr Hai
Zindaa Hota Aaj ‘Vo’,To Mein Aazad Hota,
Na Meraa Husn-E-Mahal Is Kadr Barbaad Hota
Al-Qaida Ke Kaidiyon Se Bhi Buraa Haal Hai,
Haath Paer Khulle Par Dil Zakhmon Se Laal Hai
Ae Mere Hamdard Aur Saathiyon,Kya Tumhne Ehsaas Hai,
Ke Shaadi Aur Wafaai, Is Zamaane Mein Itihaas Hai.
Jinki Ho Gai , Vo Pachhta Rahen Hain,
Jinki Nahin Hui, Vo Chakkra Rahe Hain
Third Wife Aur Fourth Husband Ka Zamaana Hai
Her Kids,My Kids And Our Kids Kya Anjaana Hai?
Apne Ko Pehchaan Lo ,’Living Together’ Ko Jaan Lo,
Laila Majnoo Ko Bhoolkar , Meri Baat Maan Lo.

Mere badan se jaise kaleja nikala jo

Mere Badan Se Jaise Kaleja Nikala
Jo Board Main First Aaya Hai Jas
Woh Controller Aur Miniter Ka Bhateeja Nikala
2nd
Guzar Gayi Zindagi Aadhi Apni Aisi Guman Main
Kabhi To Pass Honge Matric Ke Imtehaan Main
Zara Lafzon Ko Apne Badal Daliye Zehmat Na Ho Agar
Rishwat Nahi Mithai {Sweet} Kehte Hain Aise Apni Zubaan Main
Aate Hi Jane Ki Le Lete Hain Ijazat Woh
Aik Yahi Aadat To Achi Hai Mere Mehmaan Main
Ab Kaun Us Ko Bachaye Ga Abba Se Mehbooba Ke
Woh Kood Padha Hai Aaj Ishq Ke Maidaan Main

Wada tor diya hai usne jise hum

Wada Tor Diya Hai Usne Jise Hum‚  Pyar Bahut Karte Hai
Pahale To Milne Jate The Unse
Ab Ashq (Ansu)‚  Baha Karte Hai
Ab To Hum‚  Use Yaad Karke Roz Hasa Karte Hai
Bcoz‚  Yaaro(Dosto Ab To Hum Mentel Hospital Mein Raha Karte Hai

Dosto ye maine likha hai mumbai ke

Dosto Ye Maine Likha Hai Mumbai Ke Liye
Shayed Mumbai Isi Trah Hai Ya Shayed Main Galat Hu
Ye Shahar Hai Patharon Ka Har Bashar Pathar Yahan
Dhadkane Hai Patharon Si Dil Jigar Pathar Yahan
Patharon Se Inke Waide Patharon Sa Pyar Hai
Patharon Ke Shahar Me Har Nazar Pathar Yahan
Khaak Pahchanega Koi Hum Jaise Ghum Gusaar Ko
Ugalta Har Baat Me Hai Jahar Har Pathar Yahan
Mujh Si Pyaasi Kitni Ruhe Bhatakti Hai Har Taraf
Ban Gayi Sagar Ki Dekho Har Lahar Pathar Yahan
Khanakte Ghungru Ki Aawaze To Aati Hai Raat Din
Par Hai Lagta Ki Baraste Har Pahar Pathar Yahan
Shaam Ki Taarikiyon Me Duba Hai Apna Sukhan
Ban Gayi Apne Liye To Har Sahar Pathar Yahan
Kaun Jaane Ga Mere Nagmo Se Uthte Dard Ko
So Raha Hai Neend Me Har Be Khabar Pathar Yahan
Chal Kahin Ai ‘Sam’ Chal Tu Door Kahi Is Shahar Se
Ban Gaya Apne Liye To Har Shahar Pathar Yahan
Waise Itna Bura Bhi Nahi Hai Mumbai
Main Ne To Bus Yu Hi Likha Hai

Mere samne wali khunti pe ek phata

Mere Samne Wali Khunti Pe Ek Phata Pajama Latka Hai
Kahin Aur Na Jayada Phat Jaaye Mujhe Isi Baat Ka Khataka Hai
Jis Roz Se Pahna Hai Isko Hum Najar Uthana Bhul Gaye
Is Tarah Phata Hai Peeche Se Kahin Ana Jana Bhul Gaye
Main Ghar Mein Hun Ya Bahar Hun Mera Dhayan Isi Mein Atka Hai
Mere Samne Wali Khunti Pe Ek Phata Pajama Latka Hai

Kiraya makaan ka ada karne jaoun ke

Kiraya Makaan Ka Ada Karne Jaoun
Ke Bazaz-O-Khyaat Ka Bil Chukaoun
Dava Laoun Ya Daktar Ko Bulaoun
Ke Main Tax Walon Se Peecha Chudaoun
Khudara Batao Kahan Bhag Jaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Bahut Badh Gaya Hai Makan Ka Kiraya
Idhar Nal Ke Ab-E-Ravan Ka Kiraya
Baqaya Hai “Barq-E-Tapan” Ka Kiraya
Zameen Par Hai Ab Asman Ka Kiraya
Muzalim Kirayo Ke Kya Kya Sunaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Hai Bachchon Ki Fees Aur Chanda Zaroori
Kitab Kapiyon Ka Pulanda Zaroori
Shikam Parvari Ka Hai Dhanda Zaroori
Ye Adam Ki Eejad Banda Zaroori
Bala Ke Musarif Hain Kya Tab Laoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Azeezon Ki Imdad Mahman Navazi
Gharibon Ko Khairat Ahsan Tarazi
Khurak Aur Poshak Mein Dunya Sazi
Udhar Film Ka Shauq Aur Ishq Bazi
Zaroori Yahan Sigrat Aur Pan Bhi Hai
Adalat Mein Jane Ka Imkan Bhi Hai
Hai Bhangi Bhi Dhobi Bhi Darban Bhi Hai!
Aur Ik Sadi Vale Ki Dookan Bhi Hai
Kahan Jaoun Kis Kis Se Peecha Chudaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun
Hain Mele Bhi Aur Tyohar Bhi Hain
Ham Aise Muaqqe Pe Khuddar Bhi Hain
Bahut Kharch Karne Ko Tayyar Bhi Hain
Bala Se Jo Be-Barg-O-Bebar Bhi Hain
Kise Dastan-E-Musarif Sunaoun
Main Is Ded Ane Mein Kya Kya Banaoun

Hi n hello i am marrying next

Hi N Hello!
I Am Marrying Next Week. There Will Be A Small Party And Only A Few People Will Be Invited…So I Am Inviting You…Don’t Bring Any Gift…
Just Bring Someone To Marry Me…!

Thoda sa pyar hua hai baki hum

Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Hum To Dil De Hi Chuke‚  O
Hum To Dil De Hi Chukee Bas Teri Haan Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Pyar Hua Hai Thoda Hai Baki
Ladkei Sweeto
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Hum To Daande Maar Hi Chukee Oo
Hum To Daande Maar Hi Chukee Bas Joothe Maarna Hai Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki
Thoda Sa Dost Bana Hai Is Ke Siwa Kuch Nahin Baki

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao sachin pepsi

Sehwag Ki Maa Ko Bulao,
Sachin Ko Pepsi Pilao,
Ganguly Ko Chawanprash Khilao,
Dravid Ko Castrol Pilao
Kaif Ko Lays Khilao,
Par Kaise Bhi Ho India Ko Jitao
Irade Hai Nek, Hosle Hai Buland,
Kasam Hai Hindustan Ki ,
Phir Wohi Jalwa Dikhaenge,
Rawalpindi Express Ko
Local Train Banayenge.
Aaj Ek Ball Aur Khel Lo ,
Aaj Ek Bat Aur Pakad Lo ,
Aaj Ek Wicket Aur Le Lo ,
Aaj Ek Match Aur Jeet Lo…
Aaj Bas Aaj…
Kya Pata Pakistan Teem Kal Ho Na Ho.

Ye duniya hai yaha sab kuch ho

Ye Duniya Hai Yaha Sab Kuch Ho Sakta Hai
Yakeen Nahi Aata To Suno
Sachin Zero Par Out Ho Sakta Hai
Shahrukh Filmo Me Fight Kar Sakta Hai
Sunny Deol Romantic Roll Me Zara Socho
Nehra Ki 100 Runs Zara Socho
Harbhajan- Fastet Bowler In The World
Dravid- Ek Over Me Six Sixers
Gaanguly- Without Any Number In His Shirt
Hrithik- Without Dance In Puri Film
Salmaan- Aishwarya Ke Baare Me Na Soche
Vivek- Salman Ke Baare Me Na Soche
Any Thing Is Possible
Ye Dunya Hai Mere Yaar
Abhi Time Ho Gaya
Baaki Ka Baad Me

Na janay kiss ko daikhane make up

Na Janay Kiss Ko Daikhane Ko Make Up Karty Hain
Kah Ma Kwa Har Larkay Par Marty Hain
Larko Say Kiya Muqabala In Ka
Yeh Tu Aik Dosray Say Bi Jalty Hain
Aqal In Ki Kam Na Ho Jaye Kahin
Iss Liye Istamal Karnay Say Bi Darty Hain
Jooht Tu Yeh Bolty Nahi(Wasay Yeh May Nay Jooht Bol Diya)
Par Sachi Bat Bi Kabhi Kabhi Karty Hain
Ungli Kiya Pakraoo Pura Hath Pakar Lety Hain
Zara See Lift Par Kitna Sar Par Charty Hain

Ek roz hum se kahane lagi gulbadan

Ek Roz Hum Se Kahane Lagi Ek Gulbadan
Ainak Se Baandh Rakhi Hai Kyon Aap Ne Rasan
Milta Hai Kya Isi Se Ye Andaaz-E-Fikr-O-Fan
Hum Ne Kaha Ki Aiasa Nahi Hai Janaab-E-Man
Baithe Jahaan Hasin Hon Ek Bazm-E-Aam Mein
Rakhate Hain Hum Nigaah Ko Apani Lagaam Mein
[Gul_badan: “With A Body Like The Rose”, Delicate, Graceful;
Ainak : Glasses
Rasan: Cord
Andaaz-E-Fikr-O-Fan: The Manner (Mode, Style) Of Reflection And Art (Poetry)
Janaab-E-Man: Dear Sir (Here Used For Dear Madam)
Bazm-E-Aam: A Common Gathering]

Mein uski hoon woh mere siwa kisi

Mein Uski Hoon.
Woh Mere Siwa Kisi Kay Pass Nahin Jata,
Us Kay Bina Mere Liye Hur Koi Anjaana Hai.
Hur Pal Woh Meri Aankhon Mein Rehta Hai,
Hur Raat Woh Mere Saath Sota Hai.
Aksar Mein Us Kay Liye Yeh Sochti Hoo….
Agar Mere Contacts Nahin Hotay To Mein To Andhi Ho Jati Bhaeeeee

Ik chilman se tum jhaanko hum jhaanke

Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Chilman Samjhte Hain Na Aap
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Ik Chilman Se Tum Jhaanko
Chilman Samjhte Hain Na Aap
Ik Chilman Se Hum Jhaanke
Mehefil Se Ik Banda Bade
Josh Mein Tang Aakar Bola
Jala Daalo Is Chilman Ko
Na Tum Jhaanko Na Hum Jhaanke

Aarzoo e tamanna hai tujhe pane ki ki par

Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki…
Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki,
Par Tujhe To Baatein Aa Rahi Hain Zamaane Ki,
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun…
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun,
Par Tujhe To Padi Hai Abhi Bhi Khane Ki.
Na Tassvir Hai Tumhari Jo Deedar Kiya Jaaye,
Na Tum Paas Ho Jo Pyar Kiya Jaaye,
Yeh Koun Sa Dard Diya Hai Tumne,
Na Kuch Kahaa Jaye Aur Na Tum Bin Raha Jaaye….

Mere khayalo ki mallika dil dhadkan ankho

Mere Khayalo Ki Mallika
Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan
Mere Ankho Ka Noor
Chayaa Kuch Aisa Surur
Kaha Ho Tum
Aa Jao ,Aa Bhi Jao
Mere Khayalo Me Basne
Dil Me Samane
Laxmi Bankar Mere Ghar Ko Swarg Banane
Mere Jeevan Ki Apsara Bankar
Mere Har Saas Ko Mahkane
Aa Jao,Ab Aa Bhi Jao
Meri Jism Ki Jaan
Mera Har Armaan
Meri Shakti,Meri Bhakti
Ab Aur Na Tadpao
Aa Jao ,Ab Aa Bhi Jao

Ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe

Ek Aishwaarya Thi Deewani Si Shahrukh Pe Wo Marti Thi,
Najre Jhukake, Sharma Ke Hritik Ki Galiyo Se Gujarti Thi,
Chori Chori Salman Ko Chittiya Likha Karti Thi Kuch Kahena Tha Shayad Ajay Se Par Na Jane Kis Se Darti Thi
Jab Bhi Milti Thi Vivek Se Hamesha Pucha Karti Thi Imran Kaisa Hai