Funny Shayri

Kambakhat ne aik hi jhatke men mera

Kambakhat Ne Aik Hi Jhatke Men Mera Piyaar Bhara Dil Tor Diya
Dawat Ke Bahane Bulwa Kar Mere Peeche Kutta Chhor Diya
Kutta Hai Hamari Laila Ka Yeh Soch Ke Piyaar Jatate The
Dete The Use Pehle Haddi Hum Baad Men Khana Khate The
Kutte Ne Namak Mera Khakar Paimaan Wafa Ka Tor Diya

Medal Mujh Ko Bhi Mil Jata Gar Dorta Men Olampic Men
Kalyaan Se Dor Shuru Ki Thi Ab Aa Ke Ruka Hoon Nasik Men
Is Beech Mila Jab Jab Moqa Kutte Ne Mujhe Jhanjhor Diya
Chappal Pairon Ki Chhot Gai Ab Mere Badan Pe Qameez Nahin
Bus Bhaag Raha Hoon Men Lekin Daayen Baayen Ki Tameez Nahin
Us Samt Hi Men Mur Jata Hoon Jis Samt Bhi Us Ne Mor Diya
Full Pent Jo Men Ne Pehni Thi Ab Half Se Bhi Kam Baqi He
Ab Mujh Se Nahin Dora Jata Kutte Men Magar Dam Baqi He
Kal Aage Haal Sunaoonga Gar Is Ne Zinda Chhor Diya
Sad Shukr Husaini Bach Nikle Hum Jaal Men Laila Ke Phans Kar
Ehwaal Hamari Daawat Ka Sub Poochh Rahe Hen Hans Hans Kar
Hum Ne Munh Band Rakha Lekin Zakhmon Ne Bhaanda Phor Diya
Kambakht Ne Aik Hi Jhatke Men Mera Piyaar Bhara Dil Tor Diya
Dawat Ke Bahane Bulwa Kar Mere Peechhe Kutta Chhor Diya
Haye Chhor Diya

Ji chahta hai le lu tumhari duaye

Ji Chahta Hai Le Lu Tumhari
Duaye Umar Bahr Ke Liye.
Tumhen Dekh Kar Khda Hota Hai Mera
Hath Salam Karne Ke Liye,
Magta Hun To Deti Nahi Hai
Javab Meri Baat Ka,
Or Deti Hai To Khda Ho Jata Hai Keya To Bolo Yar
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka,,

Sasural ki khatirdari se hum bade impressed

Sasural Ki Khatirdari Se Hum Bade Impressed The
Pahli Baar Sasural Gaye Thode Bahoot Depressed The
Jaate Hi Nashte Me Kai Mithai Aai
Namkeen Saath Me Cold Drink Bhi Saath Aai
Fir Maan Aur Samman Ki To Baat Na Karo
Khaane Me Teen Sabzi Roti Rumali Aai
Achaar Bhi Kai The Meethe Me Ras Malai
Desi Ghee Ki Daal Basmati The Rice
Khatirdaari Ne Humpe Asar Aisa Dikha Diya
Do Din Ko Aaye The Aur Hafta Bita Diya
Dabi Zaban Me Hume Saasu Bhi Puche Jaaye
Kya Jamai Ji Ne Return Ticket Cancel Kara Diya
Agle Hi Roj Se Menu Tabdeel Tha Naya Tha
Nashte Me Mithai Ka Ek Katara Tak Nahi Tha
Khaane Me Bhi Rakhi Thi Ek Hi Tarkaari
Daal Bhi Humne Bina Desi Ghee Ke Hi Sweekaari
Agle Hafte Me Doston Kuch Aisa Bana Sama
Saasu Ne Sounpi List Aur Ek Jhola Diya Thama
Dhote Hue Tarkaari Hume Laaja Badi Hi Aai
Kaisa Ye Sasural Miyan Aur Kaise Hum Jawai
Pahle Khana Lagakar Hume Bulaya Jata Tha
Ab Khud Kahte The Kai Baar Fir Khana Aata Tha
Dinner Ke Liye Kaha Aur Biwi Ka Jawab Lo
Rakha Hai Rasoi Me Khud Hi Nikaal Lo
Tis Par Bhi Jab Date Rahe Hum Apne Sasural Me
Khane Ke Is Jawab Ne To Khalbali Macha Di Kapal Me
Gas Hai Aata Hai Tarkaari Rakhi Wahin Hai
Khud Hi Bana Lo Damad Ji Aaj Tabiyat Thik Nahi Hai
Kahani Ab Bhi Poori Khatm Nahi Hai Bhai
Aajkal “Nathulal Ji” Bane Bithe Hain Gharjamai

Love someone in pakistan romance should be

Love Someone In Pakistan,
Romance Should Be Done Only In Afganistaan,
Marriage Is For Rajasthan,
But Remember,….
Not To Increase Population In Hindustaan,
‘Coz…
Then There Will Be No Place 4 U In Kabristan.

Aarzoo e tamanna hai tujhe pane ki ki par

Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki…
Aarzoo-E-Tamanna Hai Tujhe Pane Ki,
Par Tujhe To Baatein Aa Rahi Hain Zamaane Ki,
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun…
Chaha K Tujhe Bhaga K Le Jaun,
Par Tujhe To Padi Hai Abhi Bhi Khane Ki.
Na Tassvir Hai Tumhari Jo Deedar Kiya Jaaye,
Na Tum Paas Ho Jo Pyar Kiya Jaaye,
Yeh Koun Sa Dard Diya Hai Tumne,
Na Kuch Kahaa Jaye Aur Na Tum Bin Raha Jaaye….

Ek soch hai sapna ki ye world cup

Ek Soch Hai, Ek Sapna Hai,
Ki Ye World-Cup Apna Hai
Hamaara Captain To Hai Saurav,
Jo Badaayega Desh Ka Gaurav,
Seemer Hain Zaheer Aur Nehra,
Jo Baandhenge Jeet Ka Sehraa
Rahul Dravid Hai China Wall,
Middle Order Ka Rakhta Khyaal
Yuvraj Aur Kaif Ke Jaisa Nahin Hai Koi,
Opposition Ki Fielding Iin-Se Hai Royi
Sun Le Dhyaan Se Sehwag Aur Sachin,
Kahte Hain Baar Baar Ye Har Bhai-Bahin,

Yeh ladke kyun apna waqt barbaad karte

Yeh Ladke Kyun Apna Waqt Barbaad Karte Hain
Zara Samjha Karo Hum Ko Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Ke Sharif Zaade Kahan Kab Aisi Baat Karte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Karte Hain Woh Kia Khaak Karte Hain?
Mobile De Ke Ladkiyon Ko Inspire Karte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paison Ka Khana Kharab Karte Hain
Bahut Pur Josh Rehte Hain Bahut Si Baatein Karte Hain
Magar Matlab Ki Baaton Ko Huns Ke Taala Karte Hain
Deen Ki Baaton Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Karte Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhte Hain
Nahi Agar Aap Ki Niyat Main Koi Futoor
To Ladkiyon Ke Face Main Kia Talaash Karte Hain?
Kahein Tu Hard Disk Bhar Dun Ain Pe Likh Kar
Chalein Chodein Aaj Hum Ain Ko Maaf Karte Hain

Barbaad mohabbat ki dua saath liyeja yeh

Barbaad Mohabbat Ki Dua Saath Liyeja,
Yeh Kaam Na Aaye Toh Dawaa Sath Liyeja;
Sardi Mein Sukadne Ki Nahi Koi Zarurat,
Hai Coat Jo Deemak Se Chata Saath Liyeja;

Tum Meri Razaai Ko Yaheen Chod Ke Jana,
Maike Ka Jo Kambal Hai Phata Saath Liyeja;
Hain Paanch Toh Bacche Tere Amma Hi Ke Gharmein,
Baaki Jo Bacha Hai Yeh Chata Saath Liyeja;
Shaadi Mein Tumhe Bhai Ko Dena Hai Jo Joda,
Pyjame Ka Rakkha Hai Patta Saath Liyeja.

Karan was very upset to see the

Karan Was Very Upset To See The Report Card Of His
Son, So He Started Scolding Him; U Know, When Abraham
Lincoln Was Of Ur Age, He Was Earning His Own Living .
Son: I Dont Know That, But I Do Know That When He Was
Of Ur Age, He Was The President Of Americ

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My eyes miss u love feels hand

My Eyes Miss U
My Love Feels U
My Hand Need U
My Mind Calls U
My Heart Just 4 U
My Life Is U
I’ll Die Without U
I Love You
U Know Asa Meri Mummy Mujhe Bolti Hain

Jo ho gaya woh hona hoga aur

Jo
Ho Gaya
Woh Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Woh Hoga
Aur Jo
Nahi Hona Hoga
Woh Nahi Hoga
Kyun Ke Jo
Hona Hai Woh To
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
Ke Kia
Hoga
Aur
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hone Ko To
Kuch Bhi
Hoga
Yahi Sochna Hai
Ke Kia
Hoga
Agar
Kuch Hoga
To Theek Hoga
Aur
Nahi Hoga
To Bhi Theek Hoga
Theek Hoga To
Kiss Asgher Se Hoga
Aur Asgher Hi Theek
Nahi Hoga To Kuch
Kaise Theek Hoga
Ab
Aap Batao
Ke Aage Kia Hoga
Kisi Aur Ko
Yeh Poem Padhaiyega
Acha Time Pass Hoga

Badla hai maine apna kaamkaaj in dino

Badla Hai Maine Apna Kaamkaaj In Dino
Kya Kar Rahii Hu Rehne Do Yeh Raaj In Dino..
Kal Thi Gareeb Aaj Hu Noton Se Kyu Ladha?
Hai Bas Padosiyon Ko Yahii Kaaj In Dino..
Pehle Safar Mai Karthi Thi Bas Main Nagar-Nagar
Ab Bhar Rahii Jahaaj Main Perwaaz In Dino..
Wo Toh Chunav Taq Ki Rukawat Hai Dosto..,
Ban Jaathi Varna Birla Ya Bajaaj In Dino..
Brown Sugar Na Bechthi Na Hu Sadoriya..
Blackar Nahi Hu Naa Hii Dhokebaaj In Dino..
Shanka Se Poocha Mitron Ne Kya Hai Muaam La,
Dhanwaan Kaise Lag Rahein Kaviraaj In Dino..

Dil to hai ka aitbaar kya kijiye

Dil To Hai, Dil Ka Aitbaar Kya Kijiye
Kha Ke Hamara Chocolate Bar
Yun Na Muskura Kijiye
Rula Ke Gaya Sapna Mera
Behti Thi Kab Ho Savera
Dopar Gayi, Sham Gayi
Phir Bhi Nahi Aaya Dudhwala Hamara
Jab Nahi Aaye The Tum
Tab Bhi Mere Paas The Tum
Macchar Ke Jaise
Din Raat Mandaratete The Tum

Msn ki baatain woh mulakatain pyar bhari

Msn Ki Baatain
Msn Ki Woh Mulakatain
Woh Pyar Bhari Batain
Woh Login Honey Ka Intazar
Woh Intazar Ki Saateyin
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Farzi Naam Ka Batanav Haha Likh Lar Jhoota Kehka Lagana
Woh Asl Poochney Par
Apni Umer Aur Kam Batana
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Payar Bhari Tehreerain
Woh Msn Ki Emotion Tasweerain
Woh Nick Main Haale Dil Likhna
Woh Net Ko Fast Karney Ki Tadbeerain Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Typing Sey Ungalion Main Dard Hona
Kisi Baat Par Gussey Sey Chahrey Ka Zard Hona
Woh Lafz Sorry Ka Screen Par Atey Hi
Lehjey Ka Phir Sey Sard Hona
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Jagna Raatoun Main
Woh Chalkana Payar Batoun Main
Woh Type Kartey Katey
Lena Mouse Ko Haathoun Main
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Msn Par Dosroun Ko Ignore Karna
Har Jumley Par Bohat Goor Karna
Woh Dil Par Haath Rakh Kar Bye Kehna
Aur Zara Rokney Par Zoor Karna
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Tumharey Login Hotey Hi
Dostoun Ka Woh Jhamgata Lag Jana
Tum Sey Baat Karney Ki Khatir
Sar Dard Ka Jhoota Bahana
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Bey Waja Ki Batoun Par Takrar Karna
Bar Bar Netmeeting Par Israr Karna
Woh Roman Urdu Ki Gayi Batain
Payar Ka Dabey Lafzoun Main Woh Izhar Karna
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Dostoun Ka Tumhara Id Chopana
Kabhi Font Badlna Kabi Ghunganana
Deer Sey Jawab Aney Par
Bz Honey Ka Alzaam Lagana
Par Lagta Hai Keh Tum Bhool Gaye
Msn Keh Anchal Par Likhi Howi Kahani
Par Muj Ko Yaad Hai Har Ik Lafaz Zabani
Khudara Na Tum Aisa Sitam Karo
Na Karo Aisi Nadani

Meray allah larai se bachana mujh ko

Meray Allah Larai Se Bachana Mujh Ko,
Aur Sikha Day Koi Banduk Chalana Mujhko!
Khair Se Laut K Ayain Meray Abbu Ghar Main
Urr Na Jain Woh Dhamakay Sai Kahin Daftar Main !
Raat Din Jaam Traffic Na Rahay Sarkon Per
Koi Nala Na Gatar Bhar Kar Bahay Sarkon Per!
Qalma Gawaion Ko Musalman Banaday Yarab
Naik Aur Saheb-E-Iman Banaday Yarab !
Naam-E-Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bachalay Yarab
Waqt Kai Sarazy Yazidon Ko Uthalay Yarab
Lub Pai Aati Hai Dua Ban Kay Tamanna Meri

Aaj shadi mein maizbanon na daigon gosht

Aaj Shadi Mein Maizbanon Na Daigon Gosht Banaya Hai
Mota Aa Gaya To Samjho Gosht Ka Safaya Hai
Mota Hai Itna Kai Dekh Kai Guman Hota Hai
Jaisay Kisi Nay Is Mein Gas Ka Cylinder Fit Karaya Hai
Us Say Pocho Kay Too Khata Hai Kyon Itnna To
Kehta Hai K Allah Nay Mujhay Khanay Ke Liya Banaya Hai
Weight Machine Pay Khara Hai Wazan Malom Karnay Ko
Aik Admi Khara Ho Machine Say Paigham Yeh Aaya Hai
Is Say Ziada Kuch Keh Nahi Sakta Us Ke Baray Main
Kionk Sara Gosht Us Nay Meray Samnay Beth Ke Khaya Hai

To love a man like you is

To Love A Man Like You
Is To Know, There Will Always Be Someone
Whose Strength I Can Lean On
Whose Honesty I Can Trust
It Means Knowing, There Will Always Be Someone
Whose Sense Of Humour Can Lighten A Care
Whose Advice Can Put
Everything In Perspective
It Means Knowing There’s One Special Someone
Whose Arms I Can Wrap In When The Rest Of The World
Doesn’t Understand, Someone Whose Touch
Can Take Me To A Place Where Nothing
Matters But The Two Of Us
It Means Having Someone
Very Special To Love

Ishq mein mast hoke pyar tune kya

Ishq Mein Mast Hoke,
Pyar Tune Kya Kiya,
Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Hui,
Aur Meine Pyar Kiya.
Dil To Pagal Hai Aaj
Tamanna Hai Sajan Se Milne Ki,
Hummari Prem Kahani Ki,
Shuruwat Hui Hai Abhi.
Mohabbat Ki In Lamha Ko,
Yaad Rakhege Umar Var,
Aa Gale Lag Ja,Sanam
Na Karao Aur Intezar,
Nahin Chahiye,Koi Darar Aur Takrar,
Chahiye Sirf Tum Aur Tumhara Pyar.

Ek chaila babu ja rahai hai marag

Ek Chaila Babu Ja Rahai Hai
Marag Main Dhakke Kha Rahai Hai
Hum Ne Pucha Kyo Dear Jbani Kise Kahate Hai
Bo Bole ~~
Jiske Ritik Jese Bal Ho
Kuch Pichake Pichake Gaal Ho
Jo Filmi Gane Gata Ho
Sity Bhi Madur Bzata Ho
Jo Raah Chalti Ladkiyo Ko Dekh Dekh Muskurata Ho
Jo Pitane Par Bhi Hanse Jbani Use Kahate
Jo Chapple Usme Jade Bhabani Use Kahate Hai

Mein rokeya si tenu bazaar ch ki

Mein Rokeya Si Tenu Bazaar Ch,
Ki Kasoor Seega Enna Wadda Mera,
Ki Fadd Leya Kal Commetee Chowk Te,
Hayo Tere Veeran Ne Kuteya Batera…
Bhajjan Di Koshish Kitti Si Mein Wi,
Nahi Ditta Nassan Meinu Ona,
Saare Bhra Kasayi Warge Si Tere,
Kadd Ditta Ona Ne Mera Rona…
Hath Wich Daanga Si Ona De,
Do Payiaan Te Nazare Aa Gaye,
Vella Beshak Din Da Si,
Par Akhan De Samne Taare Chaa Gaye…
Haye Bhola Jas,
Gaya Pyar Ch Luteya,
Kanjar Si Tere Bhra Saare,
Saaleyan Ne Bada Kuteya…
Nahi Chadeya Chalan Joga,
Pann Ditta Lak Ona Mera,
Kehan Lage Jaan Ni Dena Sukka Enu,
Mein Keha Ki Banuga Hun Jas Tera…
Jatt Seega Kallam Kalla,
Paa Leya On Rakshasan Ne Ghera,
Paa Leya Lamba Ona Jas Nu,
Chah (Kuttan Da) Laaya Sab Ne Ik Ik Vera..
Uche Lambe Naale Tagde,
6 -6 Foot De Bhra Si Onde,
Enj Kitti Ona Dhulaii Meri,
Jiven Dhobi Ne Kapde Dhonde…
Achanak Ik Ne Fadd Litta Mainu,
Dooje Ne Meri Kameez Faad Ke Laayi,
Es Jhagde Ch Meri Pant Wi Lath Jaani Si,
Mein Fadd Ke Massan Bachayi…
Maar Maar Mukke Wigad Ditta,
Haayo Mera Chehra,
Vekh Ke Mainu Maa Meri Kendi,
Eh Nahi Je Puttar Mera…
Mein Keha Mummy Ji,
Mein Haan, Twada Puttar Jasmeet,
Maari Maa Ne Mere Muh Te Chand ,
Kendi Kara Aayan Hai Na Mitti Paleet…
Ho Gayi Bheed Ikkathi Othe,
Loki Tamasaha Si Dekhi Jaande,
Saaleyo, Meri Na Enni Thukayi Hundi,
Jei Kar Tusi Bachan Mainu Aande…
Kuj Khade Ho Gaye Sadkan Te,
Kuj Chadd Gaye Apne Banere,
Nahi Pata Si Gal Da Kisse Nu Wi,
Nahi Te Laane Si Ona Wi Chittar Mere…
Tu Kudi Hor Kisse Type Di,
Tere Naal Gal Karni Pei Gayi Bhaari,
Rok Lei Enn Kasayian Nu Ni,
Mere Ton Galti Ho Gayi Es Waari…
Laa Laye Ne Hath Kanna Nu,
Nahi Karni Gal Kisse Kudi De Naal,
Juttiyan Bahut Hi Paindiyan Ne,
Naale Nahi Rende Ne Sir Te Waal…

Dil chahta hai badal aaye ghor andhaira

Dil Chahta Hai Badal Aaye
Ghor Andhaira Cha Jaye
Badal Cham Cham Toot Ke Barsain
Sara Sheher Naha Jaye
Main Bhi Us Baarish Main Bheegoon
Sab Kuch Bhool Ke Nachoon Gaoon
Khulay Aasman Ke Neechay
Darakht Main Jhoola Dal Ke Jhooloon
Baarish Barasti Jaye
Aur Main Itna Bheegoon Ke
Saray Dukh Aur Gham Aur Yadain
Sab Us Main Beh Jayain
Har Pachtawa Aur Har Sapna
Har Khwahish Beh Jaye
Aay Mere Malik!
Kabhi To Aisa Sawan Aye

Holland hope our love lasts and never

H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action That Developed Into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless Of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U.
Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D.
Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

je koi fassi hundi kudi saade naal

“Je Koi Fassi Hundi Kudi Saade Naal,
Taa Assi Vi Valentine Day Manaande,
Beh Ke Apne Yaar Naal Assi Vi Geet Pyaar De Gaande,
Rab Di Mehar Nahi Haje Tak Hoyi Saade Te,
Kaash Saadi Zindgi Vi Koi Rang Jaanda,
Mitra Da Valetine Day Ta Har Vaar Hi Sukka Lang Jaanda!!!”

Two men are talking the first said

Two Men Are Talking. The First Said, I Got Married
Because I Was Tired Of Eating Out, Cleaning The House,
Doing The Laundry And Wearing Shabby Clothes. Amazing,
Said The Second, I Just Got Divorced For The Very Same
Reasons.

Un ke aik muskurahat main hai kia

Un Ke Aik Muskurahat Main Hai Kia Ada Thi?
Har Aik Ladki Un Pe Aisi Liye To Fida Thi
Baat Kare Woh Aise Jaise Zameeen Pe Bikhre Tare
Yeh Bhi Aik Ada Thi Jis Ne Hosh Uda Diye Humare
Dekh Ke Un Ki Body Aur Height
Sari Ladkiyaan Karti Thi Feilding Tight
Magar Woh Bhi The Batsman Right
Nahi Honge Catch Out Chahe Jitne Bhi Ladkiyaan Ho Left Ya Right
Padhne Main Kare Woh Itna Concentrate
Ke Results Hote Hai Replorts Mail Demonstrate
Chandani Ya Urvashi Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti Un Ko Distract
Magar Possible Hai Ki Woh Bhi Ho Jaye Attract
Baat Karun Main Un Ke Kia?
Kia Bolun Un Ke Bare Main
Pucheyi Sari Ladkiyon Ko Aap Un Ke Bare Main
Baat Karun Main Un Ki To Shayad Ho Never End
Magar Karna Hai Sabhi Ko Un Ke Khayalon Main Time Spend
Aisi Liye Karta Hoon Main Apna Poem Yahi End.

Dil lagaana hain is zamaane mein toh

Dil Lagaana Hain Is Zamaane Mein Toh Pehele Tajmahal Bana Lena,
Ek Mumtaaz Agar Nikali Toh Doosri Koh Mumtaaz Banaa Dena,
Har Ladki Banegi Mumtaaz Tumhaari,
Ek Baar Usey Apnaa Tajmahal Bataa Dena

Ladka khat likta hu khun se shahi

Ladka Khat Likta Hu Khun Se Shahi Mat Samjana
Pyar Karta Hu Tujse Koi Or Na Samajna
Ladki Khat Likhte Ho Khunse Shahi Nahi Milti
Pyar Karte Ho Mujse Koi Or Nahi Milti
Ladka Shahi To Bahut Milti Hai Magar Khun Jesi Nahi
Ladki Bhi Bahut Milti Hai Magar Tum Jesi Nahi

Ae phool mujhko bta tu aaj tak

Ae Phool Mujhko Bta Tu Aaj Tak Kyu Khilta Raha
Tune To Di Sabko Khushbu Tujhko Kya Milta Raha
Phool Ne Muskura Kar Kaha Abhi Tu Nadan Hai
Jiven Ke Sacche Pyar Se Anjan Hai
Dene Ke Badle Kuch Laina Toh Vyapar Hai Jo Dekar Bhi Kuch Na Mange
Vahi To Saccha Pyar Hai

Nari k chakker me banti hai gahr

Nari K Chakker Me Banti Hai Gahr Me Tarkari……
Nari K Chakkar Me Jati Hai Insan Ki Mati Bhi Mari…..
Firta Hai Gali Gali Kehlata Hai Prem Pujari……..
Phir Kehta Hai Wah Re Nari Wah Re Nari……..
Bik Jati Hai Teri Wajah Se Sabki Bhindi Tarkari…….
Bnati Hai Tu Gali Gali Na Jane Kitne Aapne Pujari …..
Wah Re Nari Wah Re Nari Bikwa Deti Haisab Bhindi Tarkari…..

I saw something in a catalog really

I Saw Something In A Catalog
Something I Really
Really
Really
Really
Really
Really
Really Wanted
So I Saved Up
And I Scrapped Up
And I Bought It
It Took Some Time In Coming
Six To Eight Weeks
It Finally Came
And I Took It Out Of The
Foam And Box
“Love” It Said And I Tried It Out
It Broke
So I Thought To Return It
But The Damn Thing Wouldn’t
Fit Back In The Box

Haqiqat ko meri naa dil se lagana

Haqiqat Ko Meri Naa Dil Se Lagana,
Main Ekk Shoonya Nahin Koi Thikana.
Koi Mujhko Samhje Raha Kaa Pujaari,
Kisi Ne Pukara Haara Juaari.
Nahin Jaan Paaya Khudd Main Kahan Hoon,
Naa Hee Main Samjha Kis Par Tikaa Hoon.
Tooti Hui Sadak Pe Basi Meri Manzil,
Meri Muflisi Mein Nahin Kuch Bhi Haasil.
Urra Tha Hawa Mein Jab Chaha Gagan Pe,
Kattey Pankh Saare Main Aaya Zameen Pe.
Tab Maut Ne Mujhse Khela Ttha Naatak,
Jab Khul Gaya Ttha Mere Uper Ka Faatak.