Funny Shayri

I saw something in a catalog really

I Saw Something In A Catalog
Something I Really
Really
Really
Really
Really
Really
Really Wanted
So I Saved Up
And I Scrapped Up
And I Bought It
It Took Some Time In Coming
Six To Eight Weeks
It Finally Came
And I Took It Out Of The
Foam And Box
“Love” It Said And I Tried It Out
It Broke
So I Thought To Return It
But The Damn Thing Wouldn’t
Fit Back In The Box

Kabhi moongfali kathal khilati kash koi alka

Kabhi Moongfali Kabhi Kathal Khilati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Main Badaam Deta, Woh Chuhare Lati
Mai Usko Khilata, Woh Mujhko Khilati
Bat Humari Kuch Aise Ban Hi Jati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Pahadi Aalo Tohfe Main Deta
Himachal Se Laya Hun Sath Kahta
Bhindi Ko Kahta Anguli Hai Teri
Khane Ke Bad Jise Chat-Ta Rahta
Sunti To Tamatar Sa Lal Ho Jati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti
Teri Yadon Ke Belan Hai Mujhko Padte
Teri Ahat Jaise Do Bartan Ho Khatkte
Kadoo Sa Hai Hoobhoo Tera Chehra
Tinde Se Tere Do Naina Chamkte
Sun Ke Tarifen Bhaav Apne Badhati
Kash Koi Alka Mujhe Bhi Pata-Ti

Kon kheta hai ki duriya mohabbat bharti

Kon Kheta Hai Ki Duriya
Mohabbat Bharti Hai
Kaun Kheta Hai Ki Duriya
Mohabbat Bharti Hai
Jab Biwi Maekke Jati Hai
Jab Biwi Maekke Jati Hai
Tab Pati Ko Baju Wale Ki Yaad Baju Wale K Ghar Kheech Le Jati Hai
Ab Khaho‚  Kya‚  Duriya Mohabbat Bharti Hai

Abstract art kay mulbay say yeh niklee

Abstract Art Kay Mulbay Say Yeh Niklee Daulat
Jis Ko Sanjhay Thay Anannas Woh Niklee Aurat.
Aik Tasveer Jo Kamal-E-Fun Thee
Bhains Kay Jism Pay, Oont Kee Gurdan See Thee.
Naqsh-E-Mahbood Musavvir Nay Saja Rakha Hay.
Main Yeh Samjha Keh Tapai Pay Garha Rakha Hay.
Is Numaish Main Jo Utfal Chalay Aatay Thay.
Dar Kay Maaon Kay Seenay Say Lippat Jatay Thay.

Shaadi ke liye doston larkiyan hazaaron hain

Shaadi Ke Liye Doston Larkiyan Hazaaron Hain
Har Khirki Mein Hai Larki Aur Khirkiyan Hazaron Hain
Koi To Mile Gi Larki E Dosto Humein
Classmates Hain Beshumar Padosane Hazaaron Hain
Likha Jo Tum Ne Love Letter To Kiya Hua Janab
Humari Draaz Mein Is Jaisi Chithiyaan Hazaaron Hain
Aik Tumhi Nahi Akaili Mere Jaal Mein Phansney Wali
Is Jaal Mein Tum Jaisi Machliyaan Hazaaron Hain
Diay Thay Pehle Bhi Ishq Ke Imtehaan Bohat
Hathon Mein Is Baar Bhi Parchiyaan Hazaron Hain
Wo Parwaney Nahin Jo Shama Pe Mar Jaayen Gay
Hamare Ghar Mein Pehle Hi Battiyaan Hazaron Hain
Aik Ur Gayi Haath Se To Kiya Ghazab Hua
Jaante Hain Is Baagh Mein Titliyaan Hazaaron Hain

Mitra banata jab kabhie chalaye pahila baan

Mitra Banata Jab Kabhie, Chalaye Pahila Baan,
Saari Ghaghri Loot Ta Phir Mangat U Daan,
Fir Maanga U Daan, Jo Deve Toh Pachh Tayii,
Na Deve Jajmaan, Toh Woh Peechhay Pad Jayii,
Kahe ‘Harash’ Kavirai, Anokha Hai Wo Charitra,
Rahina Bach Ke Bhayi, Miliye Jo Aisa Mitra.

Main shohar number 420 khirki se bahar

Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki Se Bahar Dekhta Hoon
Rang Birangi Ladkiyon Ko
Paas Se Guzarte Dekhta Hoon
Unke Shokh Kapde Unki Tight Jeans
Mujhe Jawani Ki Yaad Dilati Hain
Unka Chalne Ka Andaz Unki Patli Kamar
Mere Seene Ki Aag Bhadkati Hain
Wo Kehte Hain Yeh Teri Umar Nahi Ishq Karne Ki
Phir Kyun Ladkiyan Muhje Paas Bulati Hain
Wo Kehte Hain Tera Waqt Guzar Chuka
Phir Kyun Wo Meri Neendein Udati Hain
Main Shohar Number 420
Khdrki Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon
Mere Saamne Wali Chat Par
Ek Ladki Ko Khada Deikhta Hoon
Roz Chat Pe Wo Aati Hai
Apni Zulfon Ko Lehrati Hai
Uski Adaayen Deikh Kar
Kuch Karne Ko Jee Karta Hai
Uske Gulabi Honton Par
Aaj Marne Ko Jee Karta Hai
Ankhon Hi Ankhon Mein Isharon Se
Baat Karne Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Yeh Kaam Chor De
Phir Kyun Khud Yehi Kaam Karte Hain
Wo Kehte Hain Biwi Ko Cheat Na Kar
Phir Kyun Khud Cheating Karte Hain
Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon
Ladkiyon Se Bhari College Ki Bus
Jab Unhain Chor Ke Jaati Hai
Ek Ladki Jo Pados Mein Rehti Hai
Mere Saamne Aati Hai
Khud Ko Chandni Kehti Hai
Mujhe Uncle Bulati Hai
Aisi Pariyon Ko Deikh Kar
Bahar Jaane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Khidki Se Neeche Kood Kar
Hath Milane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Apni Biwi Ko Chor Kar
Bhaag Jaane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Uska Bhai Tandrust Hai Bohat
Phir Bhi Maar Khane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Wo Kehte Hain Ab Kuch Hath Nahin Aaye Ga
Phir Bhi Kuch Paane Ko Jee Karta Hai
Main Shohar Number 420
Khidki Se Bahar Deikhta Hoon

Main shikar hoon kisi or ka muje

Main Shikar Hoon Kisi Or Ka Muje Marta Koi Or Hai
Muje Jis Ne Bakri Bana Diya Wo To Bhariya Koi Or Hai
Koi Sardiya Bhi Guzar Gai Main Us Ke Kaam Na A Saka
Main Lahaif Hoon Kisi Or Ka Muje Aurta Koi Or Hai
Muje Chakroon Main Phansa Diya Muje Ishq Ne To Raa Diya
Main Mang Thi Kisi Or Ki Muje Mangta Koi Or Hai
Mere Raib Main To Wo Agaya Mere Samne To Wo Jhuk Gaya
Muje Laat Kha Ke Hui Khabar Muje Peet Ta Koi Or Hai
Jo Gharajte Hoon Wo Barste Hoon Aisa Hum Ne Suna Nahi
Yahan Bhonkta Koi Or Hai Yahan Kat Ta Koi Or Hai
Ajab Admi Hai Yeh Nazim Ise Be Qasoori Hi Janiye
Ye To Dakiya Hai Janabe Maan Ise Bhejta Koi Or Hai

Windows in urdu 2004 writes windows urdu

Windows In Urdu 2004
Writes “~~~~~~windows In Urdu 2004
Windows In Urdu! (Dare To Laugh
Bill Gates Was In Pakistan A Few Days Ago. He Announced That
Microsoft Plans To Release A Windows Version In Urdu. Here Are
Some Windows Terms That May Be Used In Urdu Khirrkiyaan 2004!
File = Darkhwaast
Save = Bachao
Save As = Aisay Bachao
Save All = Subko Bachao
Help = Mujhay Bachao
Find = Dhoondo
Find Again = Phir Say Dhoondo
Move = Hillao
Open = Kholo
Close = Dafa Karo
New = Naya
Old = Khatara
Replace = Badli Karo
Run = Bhaago
Print = Chaapo
Print Preview = Dekh Kay Chaapo
Copy = Naqal Karo
Cut = Qatal Karo
Paste = Chipkao
Paste Special = Zor Say Chipkao
Mail = Daak
Mailer = Daakia
Tools = Auzaar
Toolbar = Auzaar Khumba
Compress = Thoonso
Mouse = Chooha
Zoom In = Ainak Utaar Kay Dekho
Zoom Out = Ainak Laga Kar Dekho
Delete All = Sub Ko Goli Maaro
Exit = Apnay Aap Ko Goli Maaro

Ek chaila babu ja rahai hai marag

Ek Chaila Babu Ja Rahai Hai
Marag Main Dhakke Kha Rahai Hai
Hum Ne Pucha Kyo Dear Jbani Kise Kahate Hai
Bo Bole ~~
Jiske Ritik Jese Bal Ho
Kuch Pichake Pichake Gaal Ho
Jo Filmi Gane Gata Ho
Sity Bhi Madur Bzata Ho
Jo Raah Chalti Ladkiyo Ko Dekh Dekh Muskurata Ho
Jo Pitane Par Bhi Hanse Jbani Use Kahate
Jo Chapple Usme Jade Bhabani Use Kahate Hai

Na janay kiss ko daikhane make up

Na Janay Kiss Ko Daikhane Ko Make Up Karty Hain
Kah Ma Kwa Har Larkay Par Marty Hain
Larko Say Kiya Muqabala In Ka
Yeh Tu Aik Dosray Say Bi Jalty Hain
Aqal In Ki Kam Na Ho Jaye Kahin
Iss Liye Istamal Karnay Say Bi Darty Hain
Jooht Tu Yeh Bolty Nahi(Wasay Yeh May Nay Jooht Bol Diya)
Par Sachi Bat Bi Kabhi Kabhi Karty Hain
Ungli Kiya Pakraoo Pura Hath Pakar Lety Hain
Zara See Lift Par Kitna Sar Par Charty Hain

Cham athanay ki chaliya ka paan chal

Cham Cham Cham
Athanay Ki Chaliya
Athanay Ka Paan
Chal Meray Ghoray Hindustan
Hindustan Ki Pahli Gali Us Mai Rahta Liyaqat Ali
Liyaqat Ali Kay Goli Lagi
Sari Duniya Rone Lagi
Hum Nay Khaee Mong Phalii
Mong Pahli Mai Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhare Nana Nahi
Nana Gaey Dilli
Dilli Say Laey Billi
Billi Nay Diyae Do Bachay
Allah Miya Sachay
Sachay Sachay Jaingay Bhai Ki Dulhan Laingay
Bhai Ki Dulhan Kali, 100 Nakhray Wali
Aik Nakhra Toot Gaya Bhai Ka Muh Soojh Gaya
Soojay Soojay Jaingay Dosri Dulhan Laingay
Dusri Dulhan Gori Ghar Main Hoogayi Chori
Chori Chori Jaingay Teesri Dulhain Laingay
Teesri Dulhan Achi Ghar Mai Hoogayi Bachi
Bachi Nay Khaayi Machli
Machli Mai Nikla Kanta
Ammi Nay Maara Chanta
Chanta Baray Zoor Ka
Hum Nay Khayii Polka
Polka Bari Thandi
Hum Gaye Mandi
Mandi Say Laye Aalooo
Aaloo Kye Pechay Lag Gaya Bhalooo

Socha nahi tha yeh din ayenge soch

Socha Nahi Tha Yeh Din Ayenge
Soch NahiTha Yeh Din Jayenge
Soch To Yeh Bhi Nahin Tha Ki Woh Din Ayenge
Honi Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai
Socha Nah Tha Bush Pm Banega
Soch Nahi Tha Irag Athens Football Semis Mein Enter Karega
Par Honi Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai
Soch Nahin Tha Ki Laden Azad Rahega
Socha Nahin Tha Gandhiji Swarg Mein Pravesh Karenge
Par Haan Doston Socha Tha Ki
History Repeats Itself
Hitler Wapas Aya Hai Bush Ke Form Mein
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Fir Pakistan Se Haregi
Socha To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Fir Se Ek Aur Final Haregi
Indians Fir Doping Test Mein Pakre Jayenge
Socha To Yeh Bhi Tha
India Hockey Main Bhi Athens Se Bahar Ho Jayegi
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
Lakh Koshish Ke Baad Bhi
Nahin Lautegi Bjp
Soch To Yeh Bhi Tha
Ki Yo India Lautega
Aur Kavitaon Ka Mela Fir Shuru Hoga

Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi

Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi,
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Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi,
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Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi,
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Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi,
Tab Patta Chala Yaaro,
Wo Us Area Ki,
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Chikni Chameli Thi…

Geeta sar sms kar aur bhul ja

Geeta Sar:-
Sms Kar Aur Bhul Ja
Reply Ki Apeksha Mat Rakh
Kiya Hua Sms Kabhi Vyarth Nahi Jaata
Sabko Apne Kiye Ka Reply Milta Hi Hai
Tu Jise Apna Keh Raha Hai Vo Kisi Aur Ka Hai
Tu Is Sms Ko Seva Samjh Kar Kisi Aur Ko Forward Karde

Mujay aisa koi kamaal de baba jo

Mujay Aisa Koi Kamaal De Baba
Jo Har Ahfat Ko Taal De Baba
Kum Aamdni Se Ghar Nein Chalta
Meri Bi Lottery Nikaal De Baba
Mun Mein Koi Hasrt Na Reh
Mujh Ko Itna Maal De Baba
Ghar Wali Kay Haath Na Lug Jaain
Bahir Wali Kay Khat Sanbal De Baba
Aaj He Maangein Poori Kar De
Na Kal Pe In Ko Taal De Baba

Aaj tha mai aabhi bus me baitha

Aaj Tha Mai Aabhi Bus Me Baitha….
Bus Ko Raste Me Traffic Wale Ne Roka…..
Bus Ka Driver Uter Ker Bola…
Oye Chotu La Sahabji K Liye Tu Cocacola……
Inspector Bola Na Dilha Tu Mujhe Aaj Coka Cola…..
I Am Insperter Mr Bhola……..
Bhara Hua Hai Aaj Mera Jhola…..
Aaj Mai Chalan Ker Aapna Farz Nibhaunga……..
Waise To Leta Hu Tujhse 100-200 Aaj 2000 Ka Chalan Banayunga….

Jindagi ke haseen mod pe is se

Jindagi Ke Haseen Mod Pe, Is Se Behtar Mauka Kahan?
Ki Hum Sab Kuch Bhool Kar, Internet Pe Mil Rahe Yahaan!
Shayad Isi Liye Hum Raat Ko Jaag, Subah Soyaa Kar Rahe…
Ki Jinse Mile Hi Nahin, Unse Milne Ki Sapne Dekh Rahe

Koi umaid bhar nahi ati suoorat nazer

Koi Umaid Bhar Nahi Ati
Koi Suoorat Nazer Nahi Ati
Exam Ka Ik Din Mukarar Ha
Neened Raat Bhar Nahi Ati
Pahale Ati The English
Ab Woo Be Nahi Ati
Koi To Baat Zaroor Ha Jo Chup Hoin
Kyo Ka Pachla Papar Main Fail Hoin
Exam Room Main Kasa Jao Ga Bata
Shram Phir Be Nahi Ati

Le too liya hai mobile magar call

Le Too Liya Hai Mobile Magar Call Kertey Nahi
Miss Call Detey Hai Rabta Bahal Kertey Nahi
Dosrey Se Rekhtey Hai Phone Kerne Ki Tawakoy
Apne Mobile Se Phone Kerne Ki Majaal Kertey Nai
Aa Jaye Koi Phone Too Suntey Hai Barey Shok Se
Agley Ka Bill Ban Raha Hai Is Ka Khayal Kertey Nai
Agar Bhool Se Kabhi Call Ker Bhi Le
Hello & Bye K Elawa Agla Sawaal Kertey Nahi
Kiya Faida Aisey Mobile Ka Akhir “Dost”
Zaroorat K Waqt Bhi Jiska Istimal Kertey Nahi

Kabr pe behatasha rote hue shakhs se

Kabr Pe Behatasha Rote Hue Shakhs Se Humne Poochhaa,
Kis Ki Yaad Mein Ro Rahe Ho Is Bekadar?
Jaroor Koi Tumahaara Aziz Ya Dile-Jigar Raha Hoga,
Ya Phir Marhoom Bibi Ka Ghum Tumhe Khaa Raha Hoga

Shakhs Bola, Essi Koi Baat Nahin Hai,
Wafaai Aur Zazbaat Ki Takraar Nahin Hai
Hum Ye Baat Sunkar Chakraa Gaye,
Thode Girre Phir Sambhalaa Gaye
Poochaa ,Ye Raaz Humen Bhee Sunaayo
Apni Mashooka Ka Kissa To Farmaaayo
Bolaa,
Ye Meri Bibi Ke Pehle Pati Ki Kabr Hai,
Kon Thaa,Nahin Mujhe Iski Koi Khabr Hai
Zindaa Hota Aaj ‘Vo’,To Mein Aazad Hota,
Na Meraa Husn-E-Mahal Is Kadr Barbaad Hota
Al-Qaida Ke Kaidiyon Se Bhi Buraa Haal Hai,
Haath Paer Khulle Par Dil Zakhmon Se Laal Hai
Ae Mere Hamdard Aur Saathiyon,Kya Tumhne Ehsaas Hai,
Ke Shaadi Aur Wafaai, Is Zamaane Mein Itihaas Hai.
Jinki Ho Gai , Vo Pachhta Rahen Hain,
Jinki Nahin Hui, Vo Chakkra Rahe Hain
Third Wife Aur Fourth Husband Ka Zamaana Hai
Her Kids,My Kids And Our Kids Kya Anjaana Hai?
Apne Ko Pehchaan Lo ,’Living Together’ Ko Jaan Lo,
Laila Majnoo Ko Bhoolkar , Meri Baat Maan Lo.

Msn ki baatain woh mulakatain pyar bhari

Msn Ki Baatain
Msn Ki Woh Mulakatain
Woh Pyar Bhari Batain
Woh Login Honey Ka Intazar
Woh Intazar Ki Saateyin
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Farzi Naam Ka Batanav Haha Likh Lar Jhoota Kehka Lagana
Woh Asl Poochney Par
Apni Umer Aur Kam Batana
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Payar Bhari Tehreerain
Woh Msn Ki Emotion Tasweerain
Woh Nick Main Haale Dil Likhna
Woh Net Ko Fast Karney Ki Tadbeerain Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Typing Sey Ungalion Main Dard Hona
Kisi Baat Par Gussey Sey Chahrey Ka Zard Hona
Woh Lafz Sorry Ka Screen Par Atey Hi
Lehjey Ka Phir Sey Sard Hona
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Jagna Raatoun Main
Woh Chalkana Payar Batoun Main
Woh Type Kartey Katey
Lena Mouse Ko Haathoun Main
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Msn Par Dosroun Ko Ignore Karna
Har Jumley Par Bohat Goor Karna
Woh Dil Par Haath Rakh Kar Bye Kehna
Aur Zara Rokney Par Zoor Karna
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Tumharey Login Hotey Hi
Dostoun Ka Woh Jhamgata Lag Jana
Tum Sey Baat Karney Ki Khatir
Sar Dard Ka Jhoota Bahana
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Bey Waja Ki Batoun Par Takrar Karna
Bar Bar Netmeeting Par Israr Karna
Woh Roman Urdu Ki Gayi Batain
Payar Ka Dabey Lafzoun Main Woh Izhar Karna
Kaho Kiya Bhool Jao Gey
Woh Dostoun Ka Tumhara Id Chopana
Kabhi Font Badlna Kabi Ghunganana
Deer Sey Jawab Aney Par
Bz Honey Ka Alzaam Lagana
Par Lagta Hai Keh Tum Bhool Gaye
Msn Keh Anchal Par Likhi Howi Kahani
Par Muj Ko Yaad Hai Har Ik Lafaz Zabani
Khudara Na Tum Aisa Sitam Karo
Na Karo Aisi Nadani

Patni ne pati se itra ke laja

Patni Ne Pati Se Itra Ke Laja Ke Bade Pyaar Se Poocha
Aji Kahiye To Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu
Pati Bechare Ne Majbooran Nazre Uthayee
Kisi Tarah Sach Kehne Ki Himmat Jutaiee
Par Aakhir Me Thak Har Kar
Apni Sachchaiee Ka Gala Ghoth Kar
Kadwe Ghoot Pee Kar Muskaraya Aur Bola
Ati Sundar Priye

Mujhe kuch kehna hai jab se main

Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai Jab Se Main Ne Tumhein Dekha Hai Tarzan Main
Main To Tumhara Deewana Ho Gaya Hoon Mera Dil Pardesi Ho Gaya Hai
Kyun Ke Ab Hamara Dil Aap Ke Paas Hai Tumhara Chaand Sa Roshaan Chehra
Mera Woh Haal Kar Gaya Jo Main Ne Kabhi Socha Na Tha
Ab To Meri Aik Khuwahish Hai Ke Hum Tum Shaadi Kar Le
To Kia Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?
Hum Tum Pe Marte Hain Or Yeh Wada Karte Hain
Ke Chalte Chalte Hum Tumahra Saath Nahi Chodein Ge To Kia
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak Hum Saath Saath Hain ?
Answer Fast Kia Pata Kal Ho Na Ho

Aaj mausam bada baiman hua hai kyuki

Aaj Mausam Bada Baiman Hua Hai
Kyuki Koi Itna Pareshan Hua Hai
Dekh Ker Usko Aaisa Lagta Hai
Jaise Wo Zindigi Se Hairan Hua Hai
Isliye Main‚  Kehta Hu
Yaar Ghar Baith Bahar Mat Nikal Kyuki
Bandariyo Ka Ghar Per Aaram Karna Zaruri Hai
Bahar Docter Ne Jane Se Mana Kiya Hai