Funny Shayri

Pehle kisi kone par machhar dhundho phir

Pehle Kisi Kone Par Machhar Dhundho,
Phir Uska Kaan Pakdoo,
Phir Use Palang Par Ulta Lita Ke
Uske Pet Mein Gudgudee Karo
Zor Zor Se Karo,
Aur Jab Vo Haste Hue Muh Khole,
Uske Muh Mein Chamach Se Zeher Daal Do.

Aao sikhao tumhe ande ka funda ye

Aao Sikhao Tumhe Ande Ka Funda
Ye Nahi Pyare Koi Mamuli Banda
Ek Anda Chara Pahar Per Niche Kuda Ke Shayad Main Mar Jao
Lekin Wo Bach Gaya Or Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi
Jako Rakhe Saiya Maar Sake Na Koi
Ab Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Gaya
Aaise Usne 5 6 Bar Kiya
Lekin Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Kaya
Is Bar Wo To Gaya
Pata Hai Kyu Use Over Confident Ho Gaya Tha

There was a kid who had to

There Was A Kid Who Had To Pee And Asked His Teacher
If He Can Go And Pee And The Teacher Said If U Receite
The Alphabet Then U May Go So The Kid Started To Say
The Alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z And
The Teacher Asked Him Where Is The P And The Kid Said “Running Down My Leg”.

Chalo bhaag kay chaltay hain mahoorat ka

Chalo Bhaag Kay Chaltay Hain
Mahoorat Ka Time Nikal Jayega
Tere Baap Kay Aanay Say Pehlay
Apna Ticket Kat Jayega

Jhuka Kay Phool Ki Daali
Tum Phool Tor Lena
Hum Say Dil Laga Kay Phir
Apnay Baap Saalay Ko Chor Dena
Yoon Bun Thhan Ker Na Niklo
Tum Ramzan Ko Chat Per
Koi Apna Roza Tor Day Ga
Tum Hain Chaand Samajh Ker
Baaharon Nay Kiya Sajday
Phoolon Nay Ser Jhookaya Hai
Jitna Manhoos Dikhta Hai Baap Tera
Tujh Main Utna Hi Noor Daala Hai

Enjoy these filmi definations pentiumii amp pentium

Enjoy These Filmi Definations,
Pentiumii & Pentium I :== Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
An Employee Who Signs A Bond :== Bandhan
An Employee Who Is Ready To Sign A Bond :== Dulhan Banu Main Teri
An Employee Without Signing Bond :== Kachche Dhage
Sister Concern :== Judwa

Boss Se To Employees When Asked For Increment :== Kuch Kuch Hota Hain
An Employee Who Works Sincerely :== Dil Se
An Employee Who Is Ready To Leave His Job :== Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
A Project Having Two Projects Leaders :== Aik Phool Do Mali
An Employee Without Accommodation :== Pardesi Babu
Password :== China Gate
Super User Password :== Gupt
An Employee Who Sticks To A Company For More Than 3 Years :== Amar Prem
Bill Gates :== Hum Se Badh Kar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation :== Ustadon Ke Ustad
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V :== Duplicate
An Employee On Probation :== Paying Guest
Ctrl + Alt + Del :== Aakhri Raasta
An Employee Who Frequently Changes The Company :== Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
Group Leader :== Khal Nayak
Backup :== Jagte Raho
Dos & Windows :== Do Raaste
F1 :== Guide
Internet Door :== Gagan Ki Chav Main
Operator Vs Computer :== Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 :== Bade Dilwala
Undelete :== Naya Jeewan
Project Incharge :== Mohra
An Employee Ho Falls In Love During His Posting In Foreign Country :== Love In
Tokyo
An Employee Who Left The Job Without Informing :== 9 Do 11 Nau Do Gyarah
Mail Merge In Ms Word :== Sangam
Server :== Godfather
Interview :== Muqabla
Result Of Interview :== Kadwa Sach
An Employee Who Fails To Get Visa :== Hero Hindustani
Visa :== Border
A System Infected By Virus :== Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha
Anti Virus Kit :== Soldier
System Without Ram :== Kora Kagaz
Temporary File :== Khote Sikke
A System Which Frequently Requires Bootable Disk :== Sharabi
A Computer For The Virus :== Piya Ka Ghar
Hard Disk Vs Floppy Disk :== Gharwali Baharwali
Boss Having Less Knowledge Than Employee :== Baap Numbari Beta Dus Numbari

Sittam to ye tha wo daiti na

Sittam To Ye Tha Wo Daiti Na Thi
Meray Sawal Ka Jawab
Wo Daiti To Khada Ho Jata Mera
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka
Us Nai Kaha Dhiray Say Dalo
Balon Mai Phool Gulab Ka
Mai Nai Nikala To Gir Gaya
Pata Pata Gulab Ka

Ghotalo mein no 1 hai india is

Ghotalo Mein No 1 Hai
India Is The Best
Ghuskhori Mein No 1 Hai
India Is The Best
Neta Humare Bade Best Hai
Kyuki India Is The Best
Pyar Ke Liye No 1 Hai
India Is The Best
Dil Dene Mein
Dil Lene Mein
Har Sukh Dukh Mein
Har Mausam Mein India Is The Best
So Plz Rest In India
Bcoz Hum Bhi Kuch Kam Nahi Hai(Sone Mein)
Kyuki India Is The Best

Raat ka saaya tha vo mere ghar

Raat Ka Saaya Tha
Vo Mere Ghar Aaya Tha
Duur Se Hum Dono Ki Nazren Takrayin
Dil Dhakk Reh Gaya Main Duniya Se Hui Parayi
Vo Mere Kuchh Kareeb Aaya
Choone Ko Mera Saaya
Main Thoda Ghabrayi
Aur Thoda Sakuchai
Phir Maine Thodi Himmat Dikhai
Apni Hawaii Chappal Uthayi
Aur Zor Se De Mara Us Cockroach Par