Funny Shayri

1 boy yar larkion ko

1 Boy : Yar Larkion Ko -ŗ I Love You-
Kehnay Ki Sub Se Achi Jaga Kon Si Hai?
2 Boy : Mazaar
1boy : Woh Kion?
2boy : Kion K Wahan Unke Paon Mein Chappal Nahin Hoti.

Dil mein basa rakha hai tumko maine

Dil Mein‚  Basa Rakha Hai Tumko Maine Is Tarah
Jaise Rehata Hai Pajama Jis Tarah
Meri Aakho Pe Laga Chasma Ho
Meri‚  Kano Mein Lagi Mashine Ho
Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ke Tum Itni Haseen Ho
Ke Main Dekh Raha Tumhe Ya Kisi Bhoot Ko
Iska Mujhe Kaise Yakin Ho

Ladkiyon ki adaayein dekho ladkon pe kaise

Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
Ladkon Pe Kaise Kaise Jaadu Chalaayein
Kabhi Nazron Se Daale Doore
Kabhi Mitthi Baton Main Fansaayein
Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
In Ki Baton Main Jo Aaye Pachtaaye
In Ke Changul Main Jo Aaye Nikal Nahi Paaye
Mare Romiyo Or Devdaas In Ke Piche Sare
Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
Kabhi Sita Ban Kar Raam Ko Lapete
Kabhi Madona Ban Kar Paisa Samete
Abe “Asgher ”
Bade Bade Ustaadon Ko Kutton Ki Maut Maarein
Dekho Dekho Ladkiyon Ki Adaayein
Ladkon Pe Kaise Kaise Jaadu Chalaayein ………………………

Aao sikhao tumhe ande ka funda ye

Aao Sikhao Tumhe Ande Ka Funda
Ye Nahi Pyare Koi Mamuli Banda
Ek Anda Chara Pahar Per Niche Kuda Ke Shayad Main Mar Jao
Lekin Wo Bach Gaya Or Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi
Jako Rakhe Saiya Maar Sake Na Koi
Ab Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Gaya
Aaise Usne 5 6 Bar Kiya
Lekin Wo Phir Chada Or Niche Koodh Kaya
Is Bar Wo To Gaya
Pata Hai Kyu Use Over Confident Ho Gaya Tha

There was a kid who had to

There Was A Kid Who Had To Pee And Asked His Teacher
If He Can Go And Pee And The Teacher Said If U Receite
The Alphabet Then U May Go So The Kid Started To Say
The Alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z And
The Teacher Asked Him Where Is The P And The Kid Said “Running Down My Leg”.

Chalo bhaag kay chaltay hain mahoorat ka

Chalo Bhaag Kay Chaltay Hain
Mahoorat Ka Time Nikal Jayega
Tere Baap Kay Aanay Say Pehlay
Apna Ticket Kat Jayega

Jhuka Kay Phool Ki Daali
Tum Phool Tor Lena
Hum Say Dil Laga Kay Phir
Apnay Baap Saalay Ko Chor Dena
Yoon Bun Thhan Ker Na Niklo
Tum Ramzan Ko Chat Per
Koi Apna Roza Tor Day Ga
Tum Hain Chaand Samajh Ker
Baaharon Nay Kiya Sajday
Phoolon Nay Ser Jhookaya Hai
Jitna Manhoos Dikhta Hai Baap Tera
Tujh Main Utna Hi Noor Daala Hai

Sittam to ye tha wo daiti na

Sittam To Ye Tha Wo Daiti Na Thi
Meray Sawal Ka Jawab
Wo Daiti To Khada Ho Jata Mera
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka
Us Nai Kaha Dhiray Say Dalo
Balon Mai Phool Gulab Ka
Mai Nai Nikala To Gir Gaya
Pata Pata Gulab Ka

Raat ka saaya tha vo mere ghar

Raat Ka Saaya Tha
Vo Mere Ghar Aaya Tha
Duur Se Hum Dono Ki Nazren Takrayin
Dil Dhakk Reh Gaya Main Duniya Se Hui Parayi
Vo Mere Kuchh Kareeb Aaya
Choone Ko Mera Saaya
Main Thoda Ghabrayi
Aur Thoda Sakuchai
Phir Maine Thodi Himmat Dikhai
Apni Hawaii Chappal Uthayi
Aur Zor Se De Mara Us Cockroach Par