Mazahiya shayari collection in Hindi & Urdu

Ata hy mujh ko yad wo school

Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy […]

Padosi se kaha main nemeri biwi ko

padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro
tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai..
wo bola muskura kar ‘aap bhi kya baat karte hain
mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai

Kabi dil chahta hai ka kuch aisa

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Aao shehedon sair karein tumko pakistan ki

Aao Shehedon Sair Karein Tumko Pakistan Ki
Jisky Khatir Tumny Lakhon Janey Qurban Ki
Na Nabi Ka Farman Na Laaj Rakhi Rehman Ki
Khud Ko Kaha Muslim Hum Ny Or Harkat Ki Shaitan Ki
Bandh Kr Jism Par Bomb Lakhon Masomon Ki Janli
Na Jung Ourat Ki
Na Jung Kisi K Maal Ki
Lakhon Janey Le Humny Baghair Jismo Khal Ki
Na Hasan […]

Sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai samaj

sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
Dil mein ek dard liye jiye ja raha hoon,
Teri mohabbat ka jaam piye ja rahan hoon,
Na chahte huye bhi ye kaam kiye jaa raha hoon,
Na jane khud ko kaun […]

Kal jo hua hai dafatan us se

kal jo hua hai daf´atan us se mera mukaalma
khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh “unique” hai
main ne kaha ke “Bazm-e-Naaz” us ne kaha ke “Kya kaha”
main ne kaha ke “Kuchh nahin” us ne kaha ke “Theek hai”
pankhhay ki ruki nabz chalaane kay liye aa
kamre ka bujha balb jalaane kay liye aa
tamheed-e-judaai hai agarchay tera milna
“aa phir se […]

Yah dais hai andhay logoon ka aye

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker..
Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker
Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker
Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker
Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain
Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain
Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai
Is Dais Main Andhay Haakim Hain
Yah Raqam Saray Likhtay Hain
Qawneen Yahan […]